What grinds your gears?

[Retardobot]

God, I wish they would have made a second type - 'spade of thiefs'.

[Bounty Hunter]

Intel's (lack of) support for OpenGL.

FUCK YOU INTEL, OPENGL 2.1, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!

[Pyromanik]

2.1 is pretty much DX10.
But yeh that's still 8 years old.

Motherfuckers that try to blame you for not being able to do their job.
"We asked for a login back in July, why do we still not have it?"

BECAUSE THE CUNT STARTED AT YOUR DIVISION IN AUGUST, AND ALREADY HAD A FUCKING ACCOUNT FROM BEFORE HE SHIFTED ROLES.

Thanks for being so retarded you don't even bother to try and log in. TRY AGAIN, COME AT ME.

[Retardobot]

Design company-wide christmas card.
Thousands of copies produced along with clear-ink vanish.
Printery floor manager comes up to studio to give me a sample - "Here's the printed card, there's this smudge that's on all the cards, they've been printed, what would you like me to do".

Uh, are you kidding me? You didn't proof me a physical copy and ALL THE CARDS HAVE BEEN PRINTED WITH THIS ERROR AND YOU'RE ONLY TELLING ME NOW?

Thanks bro. Thanks for not doing your job.

[Bounty Hunter]

2.1 is pretty much DX10.
But yeh that's still 8 years old.

I'm going to support 3.1 cause it's like, fuckin, 5 years old. No cunt is going to still have a 5 year old laptop.

No wait, that's not enough, cause a 5 YEAR OLD FUCKING INTEL LAPTOP ONLY SUPPORTS 8 YEAR OLD FUCKING SOFTWARE. FUCKING. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

[Young And Wild]

i hate RDM in gmod :C

[Pyromanik]

2.1 is pretty much DX10.
But yeh that's still 8 years old.

I'm going to support 3.1 cause it's like, fuckin, 5 years old. No cunt is going to still have a 5 year old laptop.

No wait, that's not enough, cause a 5 YEAR OLD FUCKING INTEL LAPTOP ONLY SUPPORTS 8 YEAR OLD FUCKING SOFTWARE. FUCKING. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Atom D525, reporting in.
Only computer.

[Clin]

What does RDM stand for please, anyone. I know the context but it kills me to not know.

[Lias]

Random Death Match

[Clin]

In context of TTT? I don't understand.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Radar Doppler Multifunction

[Lias]

In context of TTT? I don't understand.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=RDM

Doesn't make much sense to me either, but it is what it is.

[Kayne]

Wait - Clin plays on our TTT servers?

v - Possibly false - v

No, It doesn't make much sense, but that's because it comes from RolePlay (RP) servers, where killing someone was...well, a random death match.
Also I think random is used more in the "new age" way as explaining something that does not / should not occur often.

[Pigdog]

RDM
When your nan randomly dick slaps your mum.
Oh, that guy totally got RDMed, he's so depressed now!

I too am confused.

[Clin]

Wait - Clin plays on our TTT servers?

I think my son plays on my account, probably not Getsome servers though. If he gets me banned, so be it.

When I'm not drowning in games and work I'll hop on. TTT looks like a lot of fun.

[Pigdog]

It's only as fun as the people who play it, jump in a server with a couple of mates or you will probably be alone on a server with at least:
Two pre-pubescent mic spammers

One slightly older child who trys to "troll"

A 16-18 year old who has no friends so he tells everybody else to shut the fuck up

Some mysterious mic-less pagens

And if you are really lucky you will get two friends who speak a different language.

Enjoy

ps. RDM is shit.

[Pyromanik]

This.
Just popped up on facebook.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_ul0BA5Y0

Seems like a neat concept until one considers the reality of it. Unpacking a container to a (semi) permenant setup like that makes it pointless to use a container. But that's by the by. For the most part it is likely structurally unsound as cutting away the sides results in extreme compromise in the rigidity of the structure, which mostly comes from the corrugated panneling, not the support frame at each end. Plus it'd be extremely cold with a lack of insulation, or would suffer from extreme condensation and therefore rot if said insulation if it was added. Designers (architects) often make seemingly neat looking ideas, and the world does need lateral thinkers, don't get me wrong. But one must consider more than just asthetics before thinking it's a viable solution. When I was ten I drew a pretty awesome looking spacestation, but we're still not living amongst the stars. You'd be better off putting a kitset house IN the container.

NOT EVEN A FUCKING ENGINEER
COME AT ME BRO

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I designed the most awesome space station when I was 10 with a mate of mine.

We designed the living sections down to the individual rooms, the processes for food, waster and oxygen supply. The engine configuration on the station. I think we made it rotate to produce artificial gravity.

It was for a school project. The teachers were really impressed with us as other kids just did crayon drawings while we did orthogonal projections with detailed measurements.

[Pigdog]

You just got one Uped Pyropmanik

[Pyromanik]

You just got one Uped Pyropmanik

No I didn't. I approve of Monkey's acheivement, which is related only tangentially to a single sentence in my ground gears rant of truth. Which as a whole was in no way related to the cool thing SM did when he was 10.

Things that grind my gears:
Motherfuckers taking a swipe and being so fucking wrong they're too stupid to see it.

[Pigdog]

I probably should have stated that was a joke But I probably am being a twat.

[Clin]

When I was seven I designed a terry cloth mitten that you could use to dust without leaving fingerprints or smudges. Fuck all y'all.

[Clin]

What grinds my gears is someone else took em to market and now I sell them Coulda been rich I tell ya!

[Tiwaking!]

We live in the age of information where almost everything you could ever want to know is just a Google search away.

Why the hell cant people do their own research and decide to wade into a conversation with no knowledge, no understanding of context, and a stupid opinion. Then they have a cry when you grind their argument into the dirt before flushing it down the toilet with all of the other pointless human waste.

Fucking millenials

[Pitchey]

True, or when people share/post an article saying "look at this, its terrible, when are government/police/un/boy scouts/girl guides going to do something about this!!!"   And then you point out that the post and article is from 2012 and is completely out of date and no longer relevant.