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Someone needs to tell this kid he has a dumb idea.

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Lucas' idea is to develop small GPS trackers that can be stuck to anything from phones, keys and wallets to clothing and bags, which can then be tracked via a mobile app.

The aim is to have the GPS accurate down to a metre, enabling it to be tracked not just to a region but also within a home environment.


Firstly, GPS is not accurate down to a metre, particularly indoors.

Phones already have this feature, so it seams kind of redundant.

How will the trackers communicate, a mobile connection? radio? However will it be powered, GPS devices use a lot of power.


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/hamilton-news/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503366&objectid=11543076

Reply #1025 Posted: November 11, 2015, 01:11:51 pm

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people who think their routers (given to them by ISPs) are worth forty dollars and list them as such on trade me and the facebook "stolen goods for sale" pages

Reply #1026 Posted: November 11, 2015, 03:59:00 pm

lol @ console hate

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also facebook "stolen goods for sale" pages

Reply #1027 Posted: November 11, 2015, 03:59:13 pm

lol @ console hate

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Someone needs to tell this kid he has a dumb idea.

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Lucas' idea is to develop small GPS trackers that can be stuck to anything from phones, keys and wallets to clothing and bags, which can then be tracked via a mobile app.

The aim is to have the GPS accurate down to a metre, enabling it to be tracked not just to a region but also within a home environment.


Firstly, GPS is not accurate down to a metre, particularly indoors.

Phones already have this feature, so it seams kind of redundant.

How will the trackers communicate, a mobile connection? radio? However will it be powered, GPS devices use a lot of power.


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/hamilton-news/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503366&objectid=11543076


Why the fuck is that news? Kid has a dumb idea an adult close to him needs to be honest with him.

Reply #1028 Posted: November 11, 2015, 04:07:55 pm



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Why the fuck is that news? Kid has a dumb idea an adult close to him needs to be honest with him.

Exactly.

Anyone can come up with an idea. Probably thousands of people have already had this idea.

If he actually had a prototype then it would be interesting. But at the moment he's got nothing (and $5000).




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Other ideas floating around Lucas' head include rowing and cycling machines, which use dynamos to charge batteries which could in turn power the gym in which they are used, something he hopes might bring the price of gyms down a bit.

Why not hamsters running on treadmills?




Reply #1029 Posted: November 11, 2015, 04:25:58 pm

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Someone needs to tell this kid he has a dumb idea.

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Lucas' idea is to develop small GPS trackers that can be stuck to anything from phones, keys and wallets to clothing and bags, which can then be tracked via a mobile app.

The aim is to have the GPS accurate down to a metre, enabling it to be tracked not just to a region but also within a home environment.


Firstly, GPS is not accurate down to a metre, particularly indoors.

Phones already have this feature, so it seams kind of redundant.

How will the trackers communicate, a mobile connection? radio? However will it be powered, GPS devices use a lot of power.


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/hamilton-news/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503366&objectid=11543076


Until last semester Lucas was doing the sports and leisure course before switching to a Bachelor Degree in Entrepreneurship.

Reply #1030 Posted: November 11, 2015, 06:06:25 pm

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Someone needs to tell this kid he has a dumb idea.

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Lucas' idea is to develop small GPS trackers that can be stuck to anything from phones, keys and wallets to clothing and bags, which can then be tracked via a mobile app.

The aim is to have the GPS accurate down to a metre, enabling it to be tracked not just to a region but also within a home environment.


Firstly, GPS is not accurate down to a metre, particularly indoors.

Phones already have this feature, so it seams kind of redundant.

How will the trackers communicate, a mobile connection? radio? However will it be powered, GPS devices use a lot of power.


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/hamilton-news/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503366&objectid=11543076


Until last semester Lucas was doing the sports and leisure course before switching to a Bachelor Degree in Entrepreneurship.


Someone needs to tell this kid that this shit already exists.

(probably barring technical limitations already laid out)

Reply #1031 Posted: November 12, 2015, 11:34:32 am
Everyone needs more Bruce Campbell.

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Last Edit: November 12, 2015, 11:55:58 am by Plain old Spacemonkey

Reply #1032 Posted: November 12, 2015, 11:54:06 am

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sellotape that to your keys, you'll never lose them.


lmao looks like an alcatel one-touch



babbys first phone
Last Edit: November 12, 2015, 12:12:26 pm by Clin

Reply #1033 Posted: November 12, 2015, 12:10:16 pm

lol @ console hate

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Hnnng.. That model, and colour was my first phone. Cost $299 and I saved up and bought it with my own money.

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he wont get GPS that accurate because the US can change the timing signals from the satellites - which changes the accuracy

Reply #1035 Posted: November 12, 2015, 10:27:30 pm
"Let him who desires peace prepare for war" - Flavius Vegetius Renatus (375AD) De Rei Militari


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People. People grind my gears.

Reply #1036 Posted: December 14, 2015, 10:05:17 am
<a href="steam://friends/add/76561197966242864/">Add me to Steam</a> <- Fixed! lol

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Fuckers.. kill them all

Reply #1037 Posted: December 14, 2015, 01:11:12 pm

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he wont get GPS that accurate because the US can change the timing signals from the satellites - which changes the accuracy


SA was turned off back in 2000.

source: http://www.gps.gov/systems/gps/modernization/sa/

Reply #1038 Posted: December 14, 2015, 06:00:34 pm
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What? What is this? Is this a joke?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3361640/Saudi-millionaire-cleared-raping-teenager-telling-court-accidentally-penetrated-18-year-old-tripped-fell-her.html
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Saudi millionaire cleared of raping teenager after telling court he may have accidentally penetrated 18-year-old when he tripped and fell on her

Reply #1039 Posted: December 17, 2015, 11:40:01 am
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The old 'tripped and fell on her' excuse.


Reply #1040 Posted: December 17, 2015, 12:01:54 pm

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Reply #1041 Posted: December 17, 2015, 06:00:51 pm
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I've learnt to ignore when you say derogatory things to me

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Reply #1042 Posted: December 17, 2015, 07:53:08 pm
Everyone needs more Bruce Campbell.

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There should be a law against this. Preferably a eugenically orientated one which removes these genes from existence permanently
http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/18/this-justin-bieber-fanatic-changed-her-name-by-deed-poll-5573321/#mv-a
This Justin Bieber fanatic changed her name by deed poll
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Gabrielle Newton really loves Justin Bieber.
Maybe you guessed from the picture above. She loves him so much that that’s not actually even her name anymore: She changed it by deed poll, and is now Gabrielle Newton-Bieber.

edit: Picture not included. The article is traumatising enough

Reply #1043 Posted: December 19, 2015, 01:49:14 pm
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Arrgghh!! WHY did I click on that link! Why!

"The obsession all started when she was 16, and two years later she was signing the forms to get her surname changed to Bieber so she could pretend they were married. Now she hopes to impress the Biebs so much he will realise she is the one and make her his ‘baby’."

Because hes "totally" gonna want to meet you after reading all of this!

Reply #1044 Posted: December 19, 2015, 03:10:07 pm

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Some people need to be euthanized...

Reply #1045 Posted: December 19, 2015, 04:33:04 pm

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Dropkick that's going to end up with an absentee deadbeat breeding future criminals.
+2 for proactive eugenics.

Reply #1046 Posted: December 19, 2015, 10:23:21 pm
Everyone needs more Bruce Campbell.

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You guys just be jealous.

Justin Bieber is cool now.

Reply #1047 Posted: December 20, 2015, 01:45:10 pm

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Who the fuck burnt down the pirate ship in Hastings?!  >:( >:( >:( >:(
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11428150
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A 20 metre timber pirate ship which was a centrepiece of Hastings' Splash Planet theme park for almost 50 years has been destroyed in an Easter Sunday arson.

The ship, built mainly by volunteers and an original attraction when the park was first established as Fantasyland in 1967, was ablaze when the first of three fire crews from Hastings and Napier arrived after the alarm was raised at 6.01am.

They need to walk the plank


Why...Why do people do this sort of stuff!  :o

Some complete scumbag arsehole burnt down the replacement pirate ship!!

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/hawkes-bay-today/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503462&objectid=11571740
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A pirate ship replica built in a Hastings playground after last Easter's torching of an iconic wooden pirate ship in neighbouring theme park has itself been destroyed after a second arson attack in less than 48 hours.

They need to set these shitbags on fire

Reply #1048 Posted: January 10, 2016, 07:24:43 pm
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6 months ago, move into house that is riddled with black mould (and leaky roof). Constantly bring it to landlord's attention asking for it to be fixed, ignores complaints. Over Christmas I get sick due to damp, mouldy house (GF has already fallen ill with pneumonia). Email landlord asking for it to be looked at (for the umpteenth time), offers to replace curtains, reply saying this isn't good enough, new curtains will not solve mould problems, he's not willing to do anything else.

Email asking for our tenancy to be terminated on the grounds of not providing house that is up to reasonable living standards. Agrees, and asks us to be out before the 18th - WTF. Email saying you can't force us out so quickly, he responds with "I'm the landlord, I have rights".

Also discover he pocketed our bond and never lodged it with Tenancy Services. Neat.

So, have a week to try and organise a new place and take him to the tenancy tribunal.

Ugh.

Reply #1049 Posted: January 11, 2016, 11:29:10 am