Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Obble]

Orlando is blind?! how is he such a good aim with his bow?!

Steady-aim shot, followed by Multi-shot, so hes bound to hit something.

[Obble]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/5814782/Man-seeks-1-25m-for-op-on-45kg-scrotum

[mycoolcar]

I wonder if their size is proportional to their production of sperm. If so Munchie would love him.

[Retardobot]

Oh good golly Ms. Molly.

_b

[zolteg]

Fact of the day:  As the worlds only egg laying mammal, the Platypus is the only animal in existence that can make its own custard.

[Emrico1]

Custard?

[Emrico1]

custard?

[Dr Woomanchu]

For theromantic Christchurch resident

[Growler]

You proposing to me?

[deanox]

Fact of the day:  As the worlds only egg laying mammal, the Platypus is the only animal in existence that can make its own custard.

Your fact of the day is wrong! The Echidna is a monotreme mammal as well.

[Xenolightning]

Your fact of the day is wrong! The Echidna is a monotreme mammal as well.

Nah Echidnas don't have the recipe.

[Pyromanik]

hahhaa lol, deadlifts at 6 this morning says I do

Did you finish your set?

[Pyromanik]

What a bawss.




Also:
Andes Teletransporter

[winter]

Did you finish your set?

Always mate, 1repmax @ a pitiful 110Kgs atm but I've only just started deads so I ain't mad.
plus I only way 78/80Kgs

[Codex]

:/ ps3 has stopped reading disks. Hopefully sony will be civil in regards to CGA

[Obble]

:/ ps3 has stopped reading disks. Hopefully sony will be civil in regards to CGA

HDD dead
Mobo dead
ps3, dying.

HOWS UR CATS.

In all cerealness, ps2 did the same thing years and years ago, console repairs are a joke, should just give a free console instead, silly warrentys :c

[Codex]

I'd rather them repair it or supply the part to do it (they have a single torx which is the 'security' screw lol) since if you change ps3 the hdd has to be wiped -_-

FML lately so flat ass broke rofl.

[Spork]

Also, if you have the old fat PS3s, then they will replace it with a slim one.. And no more classic gaming for you.

RAGE HARDCORE AT FIFA.

WHAT THE FUCK EA THIS GAME IS A POS.

/me general Spork over reaction.

[Ngati_Grim]

For theromantic Christchurch resident

I gave that to Nurse, that would be it. She doesn't find dead animal romantic (nor do I).

[Dr Woomanchu]

A career at the abbatoirs is not for you then

[Codex]

Also, if you have the old fat PS3s, then they will replace it with a slim one.. And no more classic gaming for you.

RAGE HARDCORE AT FIFA.

WHAT THE FUCK EA THIS GAME IS A POS.

/me general Spork over reaction.

I'll be asking them for a repair not a replacement. It isn't a bc model anyway but I hate the slims they're fugly.

[Retardobot]

SPORK: "LOL SONY I ASKED FOR A REPAIR, NOT A RE-PEAR. PEARS DON'T BELONG IN GAMING CONSOLES, THEY BELONG IN SALADS."

IS IT A 3 DAY WEEKEND? I'VE NEVER PAID ATTENTION TO CALENDARS. THE ONLY DATES I REMEMBER ARE CHRISTMAS, MY BIRTHDAY, MY FAMILIES BIRTHDAYS, MY PARTNERS BIRTHDAY AND OUR ANNIVERSARY.

CAPSLOCK FRIDAY FULL-FORCE.

ALSO, YOU ALL NOW UNDERSTAND THAT SPORK ISN'T A SPOON AND A FORK, BUT SPICED PORK.

[Obble]

Walk past Aotea square just before, some idiots saying "we are the 99%", the guy talking on a megaphone thingy, had an ipod, and was complaining that the "evil corporations" are holding him back from getting a job with his Masters of Arts.
Sure sounds like he's had a hard life.

FUCKING HIPSTERS

pps: y u no finish set this morning winter

[Retardobot]

You stay classy, NZ.

He has a masters in Art. Now he needs to get some sort of teaching degree so he can make use of it. I'm not sure WTF a masters degree in Art does for you.

Museum Curator?

[Growler]

Maybe he rules at finger painting!