Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Obble]

Books are a waste of trees, cutting them down and burning them to make way for highways is a far greater idea.

[Pyromanik]

^Such a subtle troll.






Car fails warrant.
Sigh.
$350 for warrant and service.
Sigh.
Tail lights don't work. Cars almost plough into the back of me several times on the trip home.
Sigh.
BF3 in the mailbox. Go to install: not enough space. Need 13Gb have 9, can't install.
Sigh.
mklink /j "C:\Program Files (x86)\Origin Games" "E:\Origin Games" : Need 13Gb, have 9, can install.
Win.


***
Uninstall BETA, turns out have enough space anyway.

Disc 2 comes in a cardboard sleeve. What the dick.

"Limited Edition comes with M1911 unlock. Sign in to gunclub.ea.com with your bf3 account to get it."
Go to site, click login, give details "error", what the dick.
*enable amazonaws.com*
Sigh.
Manage to log in. "Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Vietnam, the digital expansion multiplayer pack for Battlefield: Bad Company 2, launches on December 21st and we’re making it easy for Gun Club members who don’t already own Battlefield: Bad Company 2 to prepare for the action! Receive 20% off Battlefield: Bad Company 2 (for PC Digital Download version) at the EA Store. Use the coupon code bfbc2gunclub20 when checking out. Ends December 5th, 2010. "
What the dick.
Sigh.
"There are no games linked to your account."
Bullshit.
Sigh.

Jeezus fuck EA, decide on a loyalty rewards program and stick to it! Fucking EA accounts, New EA accounts, Veteran status, Origin accounts, Gun Club bullshit. Fucking fuck. Gotta sign up to about 20 different things every time I buy a new game, WHAT U WANT!? fuck!

[Obble]

>EA

Capitalist bastards.

[Pyromanik]

inorite

[Pyromanik]

Give a man a fish and you can feed him for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he could live
to challenge your fishing license monopoly.
Give the man luxury consumer goods and hook the ignorant bastard.

[Emrico1]

120hz is jizz jizz

omg

[Pyromanik]

BF3 installed.
Don't play, cook and eat dinner first :>
Watch an ep of Pioneer One.
Decide to load up.
Battlelog:
"Sorry, Something technical went wrong

We're going to sort it out and have things back to normal really soon. "

LARF LARF


Localisation depends on akamai.
Cool.

*allow akamai.net*
Suddenly: servers!

Oh, no. That's not the issue, it's just intermittant.
500: server error!

***
Join a server.
After loading, hear voices for RU side aren't in Russian. Click options to see if I can rectify this. Seems like I can't. What a bag of gagging dicks. Suddenly: kicked for idle timeout. After about 30 seconds in server. WTF
Oh well, was about to ragequit anyway because no authentic language voiceovers. WHAT THE DICK!?

[winter]

Not having a good night are we mate? I'm the complete opposite, got on since getting home from work and only just stopped due to scheduled maintenance
has been running like a dream and heaps of fucking fun.

Fuck yeah.

[Pyromanik]

DO YOU WANT TO KEEP THESE DISPLAY SETTINGS?

yes.

NOPE.

[Pyromanik]

SETTINGS CHANGED: DO YOU WANT TO SAVE SETTINGS?

no.

TOO FUCKING BAD, SAVED ANYWAY!


ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[Obble]

At least you won't be going for your 20repair points iar medal this BF.

[Pyromanik]

^ hey, I got that in the end. Repeatedly dom'd arty on wake ftw.

BF3?
This is better:

[Pyromanik]

I can't do it, I can't fucking handle it.

Voiceover guy sounds like a queer german trying to get into my back pocket.

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

I was hoping it was going to be beta only.
Instant purchase regret :<

Every other BF game has had native voiceovers for the non english sides...
And apparently they recorded over 300 fucking VO's FOR "MAN DOWN" ALONE.

WHY NONE IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE!?

[Retardobot]

FML.

Aliens Vs. Predator is a crash-fest.
BRINK is a giant mess of ghosting even though it reports 100+ FPS.

Lets try SNIPER: Ghost Warrior.

[Obble]

How bout reading a book.
:distant:

[Retardobot]

Books are for circle-jerkers tbh.

[Obble]

YEAH

[Xenolightning]

SPORTSMANSHIP

[Retardobot]

Hey Xeno.

Sorry for not getting anything back to you.

I'll flick you some concepts in the weekend. Work has been ultra busy.

[TofuEater]

I come here to get away from BFQQ. maybe try posting in another forum.

[Pyromanik]

hahahaha, trolling the fuck out of BF3 players is so easy.

Join server.
"Game is so disappoint"
63 angry nerds bite the bait.

It's great to see that 64p servers can't actually handle 64 players. LAG LIKE CRAZY
Round ends: suddenly everyone dropped.

This game is great!

About the only thing that's actually made me QQ is the lack of native voices for VO, and that their 'large' maps aren't actually that big at all.
Sure it connect like shit, plays like shit, has a yawn story and you get stuck in checkpoints all the time... but meh. Patches will come.

[Pyromanik]

Battlelog homepage:

“Playing with friends has never been this easy”
- Fredrik Loving, Battlelog Producer


I don't think it's socially acceptable to quote yourself. Of course you're going to give your own product a good review!
hahahahahahaha

[Xenolightning]

Hey Xeno.

Sorry for not getting anything back to you.

I'll flick you some concepts in the weekend. Work has been ultra busy.

S'all g, no rush, just thought I'd give you a bit of a friendly poking

[Spork]

Battlelog homepage:

“Playing with friends has never been this easy”
- Fredrik Loving, Battlelog Producer


I don't think it's socially acceptable to quote yourself. Of course you're going to give your own product a good review!
hahahahahahaha

Haha yea, I thought that was weird as. No idea why they've put that up there.

[Obble]

Because they can, pretty fucking obvious.

My lol of the morning, ye olde dad is off to a dental conference, and because he doesn't eat meat, he has to sit at a "special needs" table.