Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Speakman]

Perhaps the trailer/theme song will sell you





Ah sir, you are interupting our breakfast.

[Pyromanik]

I'm sorry, I'm eating my lunch. And I don't watch trailers while I'm eating my lunch.

[Emrico1]

my meme senses are tingling

El Sheriff Negro

[TofuEater]

Perhaps the trailer/theme song will sell you

[Ngati_Grim]

Already did. Grim's self righteousness gets me all hot under the collar.

If I wasn't all self-righteous, all you'd post about would be dicks, shit, bacon, dicks, shit, bacon and fapping.
At least I offer you the chance of variety...like a variety show, in fact.

An oasis of righteousness in your desert of decline.
A stab of difference into your heart of sameness,
A point of contention in your world of self-contentment.
A Oedipal thrust into the vagina of your thoughts.
A Cassandra spread open willing for your flaccid repartee.
A Homeric stickman playing platitudiness shadow puppetry in your dimly-lit cave.
A cultural haven from your Barbarian ways.


How many knew it was World Vegan Day yesterday?

[Obble]

How many care? :afro::afro::afro::afro::afro::afro::afro:
:onthego::onthego::onthego::onthego::onthego:

:distracted::distracted::distracted::distracted:

:sunglasse:

[Ngati_Grim]

Exactly, Obble, exactly....

[Obble]

Just be glad it isn't world bacon day, Grawlar would be making an entire thread full of nude women covered in bacon. :p

[Ngati_Grim]

See, I'm actually quite reasonable!

[Retardobot]

If I wasn't all self-righteous, all you'd post about would be dicks, shit, bacon, dicks, shit, bacon and fapping.
At least I offer you the chance of variety...like a variety show, in fact.

An oasis of righteousness in your desert of decline.
A stab of difference into your heart of sameness,
A point of contention in your world of self-contentment.
A Oedipal thrust into the vagina of your thoughts.
A Cassandra spread open willing for your flaccid repartee.
A Homeric stickman playing platitudiness shadow puppetry in your dimly-lit cave.
A cultural haven from your Barbarian ways.


How many knew it was World Vegan Day yesterday?

[Emrico1]

[Obble]

This is now a ctrl+v

[Ngati_Grim]

I'm not surprised, it didn't have any pictures and some of the words were multisyllabic.

[Emrico1]

This is now a ctrl+v

:distracted:

Always has been

[Dr Woomanchu]

You guys snappin each other is so awesome. Please please please don;t ever stop

[Retardobot]

I'm not surprised, it didn't have any pictures and some of the words were multisyllabic.

I'm not, it did have an pic and some of the words were mult.

I can't read what you've typed, as I don't understand multisillydick words. Above is what I see.

[Spork]

Hai guys, I have a thing in my pool shed, which is meant to be used to sort chemicals into the pool, however I have personally never used it, and I doubt it has been used in years (usually use different chemicals which go straight into the pool), and well it has a lid on the top of it, and it seems as if this lid is pretty well stuck on there. It's on a thread, and I have tried with all of my godly powers to untighten it, even ripped up a pair of gardening gloves because of using too much force, however I will admit, that my grip isn't that fantastic.

It's also reasonably large, and attached to the rest of my pool equipment, so I am unable to take it off and put it in a bucket of hot water or what ever you are meant to do there. It is made of plastic, but no matter what I do, I can't seem to get the lid off.

Anyone feel like being helpful and giving me some tips?

[Obble]

It's got a child safety lock on it, push it down or squeeze it when turning.

p.s eat all the pulls at once.

[Pyromanik]

LOL plastic weld, hahahahahaha

[Spork]

Picture of the offending object:


EDIT: I apologise for the quality of this image, it was taken with an iphone 3gs piece of poop camera.

[Spork]

It's got a child safety lock on it, push it down or squeeze it when turning.

p.s eat all the pulls at once.

pulls? Is that how kiwis pronounce pills?
 

LOL plastic weld, hahahahahaha

Yea, well I actually intend to use my pool afterward, so destroying the lid wouldn't really work too well, especially as this thing is like 20 years old, so probably not replaceable.

[Obble]

pulls? Is that how kiwis pronounce pills?

Most of them, a lot of NUZULUNDAS didn't/don't go to school, it's amazing i can even understand them at times.

Especially North Islanders.

While Australians are all like, PEELZ TAKE UR PEELZ.

[Spork]

You humour me Mr. Obble.

[Ngati_Grim]

Why are you changing the method you've used in the past if this hasn't been used in c. twenty years?

Also, (* dons Health and Safety hat*) do you get MSDS forms with any of the chemicals you use (what are they, out of curiosity?)

Wood is better to use than a hammer if you need to hit it.

Do you have access to a vice clamp, or even a jar opener?

Is it a left- or right-handed thread?

[Growler]

1 BIG mohterfucking pipe wrench