Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Growler]

YEP, NOT BIGGIES, BUT ENOUGH TO WAKE YOU UP!

DI YOU BUY A TV TOO BITCHI

[Speakman]

thats the teeth kicked in of yet another 14 hour day.

re your insomnia: Do you work evenings, inside a well lit building? I found when I worked evenings in the supermarket I had tremendous trouble sleeping at night. Computer didn't help either.

I cured my insomnia by getting fired!

its not too bright, usually only work 3 evenings a week anyway. nowhere near as bad as when i worked for TWL

[Codex]

GOT MY TV BACK THIS MORNING, MINT

[bitchimom]

YEP, NOT BIGGIES, BUT ENOUGH TO WAKE YOU UP!

DI YOU BUY A TV TOO BITCHI

NAH... DONT WATCH MUCH TELLY
TOO BUSY PLAYING PC GAMES WHEN SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING :001_tongue:

[trololololo]

EQC'S WEBSITE HAS BEEN SHOWING "BEING PROCESSED" SINCE MONDAY FOR MY TV CLAIM AND I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM THEM. GGGGGRRRRRRRRR

[Codex]

I THINK THEY MIGHT BE A BIT BUSY WITH WOOHOO'S RAGE AND BITCHI'S FURY

[trololololo]

REMOTE CONTROL COPTER RUNNING LINUX CONTROLLABLE BY IPHONE

http://ardrone.parrot.com/parrot-ar-drone/usa/

LOOKS VERY COOL

[Retardobot]

A COOL PERSON IS WINTER.

[Codex]

I LOVE YOU JAMES

HAVE MY CHILDREN

[Retardobot]

I LOVE YOU JAMES

HAVE MY CHILDREN

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER ASK.

OK, I AM OVULATING ON THE 12TH. BUT UNFORTUNATELY MY PUSSY IS BROKEN SO YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY FOR IVF.

[Growler]

YOU BROKE ZARKOV?

[Retardobot]

YOU BROKE ZARKOV?

I KICKED HIM.

[Codex]

I HAVE MAGIC SPERM FOR YOU JAMES

[Retardobot]

I HAVE MAGIC SPERM FOR YOU JAMES

MY OVARIES ARE A DRIED UP APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND.

MUCH LIKE REX'S LOVE LIFE.

DERP.

[winter]

RIGHT FUCKING RIGHT,

NEW TEAM LEADER IS A DICK - HE TELLS ALL THE GIRLS IN THE CALL CENTER THAT HE:

A; OWNED/MANAGED A NET CAFE WHEN HE WAS 15
B; CURRENTLY OWNS 15 RENTAL PROPERTIES
C; USED TO RUN A CIRCUS
D; USED TO WORK IN THE STATES AS A FRAUD INVESTIGATOR
E; USED TO OWN/MANAGE A BAR IN OHAKUNE - BUT SOLD IT RECENTLY FOR A PROFIT (OF COURSE RIGHT..)

NO - FUCKING - SHIT..

HE TELLS PEOPLE THIS SHIT..

ITS UNFATHOMABLE!

I'M ACTUALLY GOB-SMACKED BY HOW FUCKING RETARDED THIS GUY IS.

[winter]

A COOL PERSON IS WINTER.

DID YOU GET YA DRIVE BACK DUDE?

[Retardobot]

A COOL PERSON IS WINTER.

DID YOU GET YA DRIVE BACK DUDE?

YESH.

WATCHING THE 3RD KEVIN SMITH TALK. I HAVE JUST REALISED THAT WHILE I LOVE KEVIN SMITH, I DESPISE THE AVERAGE KEVIN SMITH FAN. THEY ALL SEEM LIKE THEY ARE READY TO SUCK HIS DICK AT A DROP OF A HAT. IT REMINDS ME OF APPLE FAN BOYS.

[winter]

A COOL PERSON IS WINTER.

DID YOU GET YA DRIVE BACK DUDE?

YESH.

WATCHING THE 3RD KEVIN SMITH TALK. I HAVE JUST REALISED THAT WHILE I LOVE KEVIN SMITH, I DESPISE THE AVERAGE KEVIN SMITH FAN. THEY ALL SEEM LIKE THEY ARE READY TO SUCK HIS DICK AT A DROP OF A HAT. IT REMINDS ME OF APPLE FAN BOYS.

ITS TRUE, WHILST I LOVE HIS MOVIES AND RECKON HIM AND HIS GROUP OF PALS ARE A GREAT BUNCH OF PEOPLE - I WOULD NOT BLOW HIM.

 - -

GLAD YOU GOT IT THOUGH BROSIF, YOU SHOULD ENJOY SOME OF THE SHIT ON THAR.

[Codex]

HAHA HE SOUNDS LIKE A RETARD WINTER

UNLESS ITS ALL TRUE

WHICH I DOUBT

IM WORKING ON TRYING TO GET INTO TEAM LEADER ROLES SOON

[Growler]

BRO JUST PLAY WOW AND YOU CAN BE A LEADER ALL YOU WANT!

[winter]

HAHA HE SOUNDS LIKE A RETARD WINTER

UNLESS ITS ALL TRUE

WHICH I DOUBT

IM WORKING ON TRYING TO GET INTO TEAM LEADER ROLES SOON

MATE, THIS GUY IS THE LEADER OF THE PLEBS

[Codex]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PLEBS ARE :<

@GROWLER: SIF PLAY WOW, FINAL FANTASY 14 AND AION RAPE IT

[Retardobot]

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[Codex]

CAN'T WATCH IT D:

[Ngati_Grim]

RIGHT FUCKING RIGHT,

NEW TEAM LEADER

C; USED TO RUN A CIRCUS

Fantastic...and he still does?

Rii, I have two (2) bottles of EPIC STOUT waiting for me after work. GG Merivale Fresh Choice!