Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Pitchey]

Some days, I'm so scared of his facial hair that I send him to the bakery to get my lunch just so I can have a few minutes of relief.

He's been secretly hiding little bits of his beard in your lunch, hoping that they will germinate and that you too will grow a mighty man mane!

[Codex]

He's been secretly hiding little bits of his beard in your lunch, hoping that they will germinate and that you too will grow a mighty man mane!

Liek dis?

[Speakman]

He's been secretly hiding little bits of his beard in your lunch, hoping that they will germinate and that you too will grow a mighty man mane!

It's funny, cause I also hide little bits of his lunch in my beard, for later

[Growler]

You and Hori work at the same pimp store?

[Speakman]

we in da pimp business, sellin fly hoes

[Zarkov]

Liek dis?

Awesome.

[Tandoori]

You and Hori work at the same pimp store?

Staff theft is an ever-increasing issue.

[Spork]

That is actually a pretty awesome pic of the cat.

[Retardobot]

WTB: new job.

I want to walk in to traffic.

[Tandoori]

Didn't you just get that job, you sound like a lazy little gollywog.

[Spork]

WTB: new job.

I want to walk in to traffic.

Ask Zarkov about how he became a cat?

[Retardobot]

Didn't you just get that job, you sound like a lazy little gollywog.

Fully bro.

Only lazy cunts work weekends.

[Speakman]

I kinda miss working weekends. Still prefer mon-fri though

[Tandoori]

Can't get embedding to work.

In other news, I have only just noticed that I reached 4000 posts the other day. But apparently, after nearly 5 years this is not a big achievement.

Quality > Quantity I guess.

[Zarkov]

No.

[Spork]

Yes, but Hori, I have 22k posts of pure quality.

I kinda miss working weekends. Still prefer mon-fri though

Heh, nah, bugger that, I love not working weekends.

Even though I work one in two.

I love my job, at least at the moment, I've been looking forward to going to work, it's a great thing that I've got going on, at least for now.

[Pyromanik]

holden astra loooool

OH MY GOD WHAT A FUCKING TERRIBLE MISTAKE

[Pyromanik]

ROFL
Join BF3 clan server. Dominate the fuck out of everyone in the littlebird. Player from clan joins. He's rank 1. Instantly jumps into mobile AA and kills me. I kill his mobile AA, then he shoots me. I start capping flag with attack heli. I get banned mid cap. No warning.

Get killed twice BY the guy, and he still so mad he bans me.



Suddenly just realised he was on the losing team. Will be on winning team by now.
Fucking stats whore retards.

Clanname "MAD". Must pretty much sum it up.

[Codex]

OH MY GOD WHAT A FUCKING TERRIBLE MISTAKE

why?

[Retardobot]

OH MY GOD WHAT A FUCKING TERRIBLE MISTAKE

That's what your mum said.

[Speakman]

at least it's not a RAV4

[Codex]

at least it's not a RAV4

Haha she wants a rav4 mini

[Obble]

ROFL
Join BF3 clan server. Dominate the fuck out of everyone in the littlebird. Player from clan joins. He's rank 1. Instantly jumps into mobile AA and kills me. I kill his mobile AA, then he shoots me. I start capping flag with attack heli. I get banned mid cap. No warning.

Get killed twice BY the guy, and he still so mad he bans me.



Suddenly just realised he was on the losing team. Will be on winning team by now.
Fucking stats whore retards.

Clanname "MAD". Must pretty much sum it up.

Yeah well, i got banned from a clan server last night, for drawing dicks on the carrier with the gas torch.

THEN I WENT ON GetSome, raped up in the little bird, me > bw etc etc. ( :p )

Couldn't tell where the RPGS were hitting me from, turns out it was fucking Spork sitting in the back, trying to sabotage me.

[Spork]

Hahahahahaha, fairly sure it was thanks to me that you did so well, my repair torch kept you alive on multiple occasions, even if it was me who was causing most of the damage!

Turns out it is not a good idea at all to fire rockets out of the little bird, no matter what angle.

[Pyromanik]

why?

Renowned money pits. Every single little thing on them that can break, does.
And not the cheap shit either. I mean like entire engine rebuild.

I hope she doesn't experience any of it. But if something does happen, just sell it. (and get a RAV4 xD)

That's what your mum said.

oh snap!