Topic: Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

Codex · Reply #11450 Posted: December 02, 2011, 03:03:27 pm

Mind = blown

Retardobot · Reply #11451 Posted: December 02, 2011, 03:05:09 pm

Keep calm.
and
Carry on.

Xenolightning · Reply #11452 Posted: December 02, 2011, 03:17:14 pm

Shave pubes + super glue.

Codex · Reply #11453 Posted: December 02, 2011, 03:59:49 pm

Live long and prosper

Retardobot · Reply #11454 Posted: December 02, 2011, 04:06:41 pm

DO YOU WET RAGS KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?

IT'S FUCKING FRIDAY.

PUNCH A GOAT IN THE THROAT.

Pitchey · Reply #11455 Posted: December 02, 2011, 04:31:22 pm

Ummmm, why?

TofuEater · Reply #11456 Posted: December 02, 2011, 04:36:24 pm

Your plastic sucks dick grass.

Retardobot · Reply #11457 Posted: December 02, 2011, 04:47:16 pm

Quote from: Pitchey;1453171

Ummmm, why?

The first encounter I had with a goat when I was younger saw it headbutt me in the balls.

I have grown up with a deep hatred for goats.

Speakman · Reply #11458 Posted: December 02, 2011, 06:42:54 pm

ooo yis, email from the US Secretary of State

From:   SECRETARY OF STATE ( Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton) (hjdshjhjhjdfhjdg@aol.com)
Sent:   Friday, 2 December 2011 3:34:39 a.m.
To:

Attachments:    1 attachment | Download all as zip (2.1 KB)
   US SECRET...txt (2.1 KB)

Message:
Kindly Read the attached file for details.

Pyromanik · Reply #11459 Posted: December 02, 2011, 07:25:03 pm

That's nothing. I got one today from MAIL.COM (with a big spoofed sender warning directly under it, thx googles).

It told me I needed to reply to them with my account details, including full name, date of birth, email address and password (twice). Otherwise they were going to delete my account due to too many megabitez and upgraded serverzez.

deanox · Reply #11460 Posted: December 02, 2011, 09:09:53 pm

Quote from: Growler;1452943

I've been told fontera controlled dairy farms (like 99% of dairy farms in NZ) is a closed loop, teet to truck, no way to pour off. No idea if it is true or not.

I duck shoot in a dairy farm in winter, might be time to go out and bribe him a little bit.

? They would like to think that, that big tap at the front of the vat where tankers hook their hoses up to, turn that on you'll be sorted!

Pyromanik · Reply #11461 Posted: December 03, 2011, 11:15:49 am

Turns out I was right Emrico1.
That shit doesn't work properly. I sign in this morning to see 2 messages from you (one before the last message I sent too), both of which I have not seen before (including when I checked before I signed out for the night).

Emrico1 · Reply #11462 Posted: December 03, 2011, 12:04:34 pm

Definitely!
I signed in on my GF's new account, sent a message to myself, then signed out and battlelog said she was still online...
Bugs? What bugs?

We'll get a game yet bru.

Pyromanik · Reply #11463 Posted: December 03, 2011, 12:14:04 pm

I keep trying to talk to you in lemonparty mode, but what key is talk?

Emrico1 · Reply #11464 Posted: December 03, 2011, 02:21:21 pm

Quote from: Pyromanik;1453318

I keep trying to talk to you in lemonparty mode, but what key is talk?

You have to set which key, there is a little settings link on the lower right corner. Also need to 'join party' (after you have joined of course).
It's actually OK once you get it going. I cbf with vent or teamspeak...

Pyromanik · Reply #11465 Posted: December 03, 2011, 06:29:40 pm

lol, did you get my co-op invite? I'm pretty sure nothing happens with those either.

I tried to create a party. Noise happens, a message comes up saying party created, but no party, lol.

Emrico1 · Reply #11466 Posted: December 03, 2011, 06:32:38 pm

LOL my origin says you are offline so I can't even say liek 'hey'

Speakman · Reply #11467 Posted: December 03, 2011, 06:36:57 pm

I got a co-op invite from you this morning pyro, accepted and waited for you to start for 5 min

at the time it said you weren't even online o.O

Pyromanik · Reply #11468 Posted: December 03, 2011, 06:37:07 pm

I added you as a friend on origin proper (which retardedly is completely seperate from Battlechocolatelog).
I'm still logged in to origin and battlelog, and have tried talking to you.

RETARD SYSTEM IS RETARDED.

Quote from: Speakman;1453400

I got a co-op invite from you this morning pyro, accepted and waited for you to start for 5 min

at the time it said you weren't even online o.O

But I haven't sent you a co-op invite in about 2 weeks (or at least 1).

For everyone trying to defend battlelog over an in game interface THIS IS WHY.
But then again... they couldn't even do friends in BC2 correctly.

So I read this review for BF3 in the paper the other day. The guy was all "Battelfield 3: Bad Company" ... and I was like "You're a retard, but pretty much."
GAME ALREADY BORING.

5tacK · Reply #11469 Posted: December 03, 2011, 06:38:52 pm

Quote from: Pyromanik;1453396

I tried to create a party. Noise happens, a message comes up saying party created, but no party, lol.

You need to invite some friends...

Otherwise:

Pyromanik · Reply #11470 Posted: December 03, 2011, 06:40:44 pm

Fucking stalker cunt.

CANNOT INVITE FRIENDS WHEN THERE IS NO INTERFACE TO DO SO.

Speakman · Reply #11471 Posted: December 03, 2011, 06:49:25 pm

he got the hair right and everything

5tacK · Reply #11472 Posted: December 03, 2011, 06:51:47 pm

Stop being cool and just use the latest version of Firefox/Java/adobe/etc.

Pyromanik · Reply #11473 Posted: December 03, 2011, 06:53:06 pm

But I do use the latest version of Firefox... I think.

NEW VERSION EVERY SIX WEEKS.

Emrico1 · Reply #11474 Posted: December 03, 2011, 07:00:17 pm

Quote from: Pyromanik;1453408

But I do use the latest version of Firefox... I think.

NEW VERSION EVERY NEK MINNIT.

Fixed

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