Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Pyromanik]

[Spork]

hi spork

Hi there, A/S/L?

[CSfaith]

28/m/palmynorth - you bad boy ?

[Pyromanik]

Buskers were awesomeballs.

[Tandoori]

ahh Saturday night in Melbourne.

Between walking to the 7/11 and then to the Coles for slurpee & steak respectively, offered meth for sale four times.

[Spork]

And Hori said yes every time.

[Retardobot]

ahh Saturday night in Melbourne.

Between walking to the 7/11 and then to the Coles for slurpee & steak respectively, offered meth for sale four times.

Leave your mum and dad at home next time.

[CSfaith]

Where abouts is this Hori ? Booking holiday now lol - Taking into account Melbs is a big place

[Tandoori]

Leave your mum and dad at home next time.

But then who will pay for my meth?

CSFaith - CBD.

[Spork]

In contrast, I have never been offered any drugs while trolling the streets of Melbourne, and I've been there four or five times in the last two years.

[Tandoori]

In contrast, I have never been offered any drugs while trolling the streets of Melbourne, and I've been there four or five times in the last two years.

It was probably because I look like a meth head, and I was wearing clothing that supported that idea.

[winter]

It was probably because I look like a meth head, and I was wearing clothing that supported that idea.

What clothing supports being a meth head? a mongrel looking fuck tried to peddle some 'done' at a metal gig a while back
on the back roads of K'road. He was wearing a black mesh top, 'fanny' pack wrapped around him like a bandoleer and he had a
real 'If we were alone on this back road I would have stabbed you repeatedly with my used needles for whatever I could get from your wallet" look.

Good times.

[Spork]

^I didn't know Wooman liked metal?

[Pyromanik]

Oh Spork, so naïve.

[Spork]

Your mum is naive!

[Zarkov]

Owned.

[Pyromanik]

So's your face!

[Pitchey]

Your mum is naive!

Not any more she's not!

Wink Wink.

[camy205]

Has anyone used Hey Tell for Android? It kicks ass, it's basically a walkie talkie, but you need wifi and you mates have to have it as well but it is so0o0o much better than txting.

[Tandoori]

Just tried calling my uncle - got through to his voicemail.

Voicemail message began as standard w/ the Vodafone lady voice, but then had an interesting twist.

You have reached the voicemail box of... XXXXXX XXXXXXX, he is unavailable to answer your call at the moment because he is building an orphanage and being tall [he's 6'8"] and awesome.
Please leave a message and he'll get back to you shortly.....I'm on a Horse *horse whinnying*

Used to work for Vodafone.

[Pyromanik]

^ Winning.

[Retardobot]

JUST TYPE WITH, FOR FUCKS SAKES. WHAT ARE YOU ACCOMPLISHING BY SHORTENING A 4 LETTER WORD TO 1 LETTER AND A FUCKING LOPSIDED |.

[Speakman]

y u so mad, Mr .bot

[Dr Woomanchu]

His hand isn't putting out

[Pyromanik]

JUST TYPE WITH, FOR FUCKS SAKES. WHAT ARE YOU ACCOMPLISHING BY SHORTENING A 4 LETTER WORD TO 1 LETTER AND A FUCKING LOPSIDED |.

2 spare characters for your tweet.

And the satisfaction that you've now reached the upper tier of slippery real estate agent lingo.