Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Pyromanik]

Get a perm.

^^

[Tandoori]

So I ditched my private health insurance today and signed up with the National Party instead.
Guaranteed priority ACC coverage for accident and injuries, other than those caused by back-handing.

[Zarkov]

So I ditched my private health insurance today and signed up with the National Party instead.
Guaranteed priority ACC coverage for accident and injuries, other than those caused by back-handing.

I think you have to pork Nick Smith to be sure of that.

[Tandoori]

I think you have to pork Nick Smith to be sure of that.

It's probably not that traumatic, anyone from Christchurch is fairly used to be fucked by the National caucus* by now.

*haha 'caucus' is a funny word.

[Emrico1]

Back in mother flippin NZ after a travel ordeal.

Left far off lands on Monday morning, spent a day in Singapore (went to Sim Lim square, 6 floor mall of computer stores jizzzjizjzzjijzzz). Overnight to Auckland then morning flight to Gisborne.
Gisborne flight buzzes runway and has to turn around and go back to Auckland, re-book and get a hotel for the night. 7:30am flight, flies to Gisborne, circles a few times then heads back to Auckland AGAIN. No visibility again... FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

Gets a bus that takes 9+ hours to get home thanks to the main highway being closed. Arrives late Wednesday night feeling like a rape victim.

Worst, transit, ever.

[winter]

Flatmate is moving out, rent is gonna be a bitch.. Girlfriend is 15 weeks along..
FUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

any pro tips? should I just start selling my blood and sperm?

[Xenolightning]

should I just start selling my blood and sperm?

Yes, and then yourself.

[Tandoori]

Just wait out the term, sell the baby, ?, profit.

[winter]

Yes, and then yourself.

I like the way you think.

Just wait out the term, sell the baby, ?, profit.

I want the baby haha

[Pitchey]

I want the baby haha

Keep baby, sell girlfriend?

[winter]

Keep baby, sell girlfriend?

OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo o)

[Pyromanik]

What.
The fuck.

[Obble]

Did.
I.
Just.
Watch.

[Codex]

You clearly haven't seen that awesome show which name currently escapes me

[toofast]

Adventure time. And i dont even watch the show. you are disappoint.

[Obble]

So awesome that you can't remember the name, nice.

[winter]

Regular show.

[Growler]

I think that was an unfair match up in bumper boats.

[Mayhem_Lee]

I think that was an unfair match up in bumper boats.

This. Linkage to the story behind that? Assuming its legit.......

[Obble]

IT'S AS LEGIT AS OBBLE'S VIRGINITY LOL SICK BURN CUNT.

[Retardobot]

Nothing ruins a sloppy BK meal like a warm coke.

Fuck you Broadway BK.

[Obble]

flat warm coke is worse

[Codex]

Dick in a box is worse

Growlerr n00b come play lol

[mattnz]

Nothing ruins a sloppy BK meal like a warm coke.

Fuck you Broadway BK.

Errr, how about warm coke with not enough syrup?

[Retardobot]

Errr, how about warm coke with not enough syrup?

McDonalds waters the fuck out of their Coke Zero.