Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Zarkov]

You're OK Spork.

[Codex]

spork, why u so tit

[Spork]

Me no comprehende.

[Obble]

HAVE INTERNET

CANT LOOK THINGS UP.

What a tit Spork.

[Retardobot]

applieng4 da jobz tomoz

lolz

[Spork]

HAVE INTERNET

CANT LOOK THINGS UP.

What a tit Spork.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/skullshagger/2742597645/

Umm. I just Googled what a tit spork.

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Bacon salt anyone?



Feel free to ignore all these images, as I are bored and browsing the reddits.

[Retardobot]

I had the Maple flavoured Bacon salt.

Was bloody fantastic. Unfortunately it doesn't last long because it slowly absorbs moisture and stops being salt and very quickly becomes crumbs.

[Obble]

So let’s break out of this town like a renegade retardo m8

[Obble]

You're OK Spork.

You're 0k.

[Pyromanik]

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[Emrico1]

http://thedailywh.at/2012/04/27/hamburger-surprise-of-the-day/

So someone drew a dick in the box and Kylie found it offensive.
What I find offensive is people like Kylie here with bulging arses eating that shit ahahaha.
Oh and her face. No wonder they drew a dick.

[Obble]

the company has launched an internal investigation to determine the identity of the artist.

[Emrico1]

Well obviously.
Striking at they tyranny of slave labour fast food jobs and impatient rude fatty consumers the artist is making a profound and deeply sensational statement.
Much along the lines of Munch's Scream only more fallic.

I say we find this artist and pay him the homage he so obviously deserves.


More obvious is my need to procrastinate mowing the lawn... Sigh

[Retardobot]

People need to take a fucking break from all the serious.

[Emrico1]

Life's pretty serious when you have a face like Kylie

What with scaring all the childrens and people crossing the road to avoid it and all

[Obble]

People cross the road to avoid me but thats cos i wear a lot of black

[Retardobot]

People cross the road to avoid me but thats cos i suck a lot of black cock

'^_______________________u_______________________^'

[Pyromanik]

She said grabbing a takeaway dinner for her husband and two children from the Alderley St outlet had been a regular habit.

"Every week we get takeaway because we are always late with football and netball for the kids," Mrs Steger said.

"It is like a little treat."

little treats erry week = not so little family.

"It literally made me sick," she said.

TOO MUCH GAGGING?




Not seeing much evidence of vomit in that there penis burger box, perhaps you mean figruatively you silly bitch?
I can see her literally being outraged, but not really sick.

[Obble]

'^_______________________u_______________________^'

Joke all you want, but it is a very upsetting problem for me.

e.g, fridays i work in town, so i catch the bus in/home. There is a girl who always sits in the same spot on the way home, i usually sit on the other side of the bus, further back. Every fucking week she looks back at me, multiple times, without trying to make it too obvious, but being an internet master, i pick up on these things, she even smiles at me when i get off, but i pretend i dont see it. It really makes me feel insecure at times, its been happening for months too, makes me all like PROBLIM? except im too scared to actually say that, because she might hit me, and i am a fragile person.

:cower:

[Zarkov]

She hates you.

[PrinceTuiTeka]

Or she loves you! Haha.

[Retardobot]

People always smile/laugh at me. Not like "hey look you look good" but "HAH, your fly is open" or "dumbass has food on his face and doesn't realise it".

Has always puzzled me.

[Pyromanik]

Obble: scared of girls.

Or maybe, she has, a face, like that, crazy aussie lady, on the other page, that found a dick, in her burger, box.

[Obble]

She hates you.

Go do something useful, like ban people who post things like "lol"
 

People always smile/laugh at me. Not like "hey look you look good" but "HAH, your fly is open" or "dumbass has food on his face and doesn't realise it".

Has always puzzled me.

cos ura derp brah
 

Obble: scared of people.

ftfy

[Retardobot]

I can't help it.

I derp when I herp.