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[Pyromanik]

Im going to the movies with a girl on Friday.

Don't forget to take some ... Munchies? with you!

[Emrico1]

Pretty sure Virt already tapped that

[Speakman]

thems be some sloppy seconds

[Retardobot]

Nah, I have a feeling Virt is a one pump kinda man.

It'd be like buying a second hand Xbox game where the safety tape has only been pulled of a small bit.

[Obble]

me atm

[Pyromanik]

What I wanna know, is how some srs shit like this even fk'n happens!

Just remember... movies on friday night, she probably doesn't actually want to play games with bobble, if you know what I'm sayin'.
Yeah that includes left for dead.
Though if you try you might end up with some counter-strike action...

thems be some sloppy seconds

All I was trying to say is that bitches loves them some junk food.
He'd probably be in with a grin if he took a long a weeks worth of milky bars...

[Obble]

I think i might have to do an xlan 09

[Retardobot]

I think i might have to do an xlan 09

Hold strong son.

The first 15 mins are the hardest, especially if she has great tits.

KEKEKEKEKE.

Seriously though. Give it a shot. And if you don't like it, then you've got a whole weekend of WoW-fagging to get on with.

My Fiancee was a blind date. Met her on the internets. Met up at a cafe, 3 weeks later we had sex and afterwards she told me she had AIDS before she had even climbed off.

I may have shat the bed afterwards.

If you show up and she's holding a bit of extra weight, ask if she wants to grab a drink afterwards, get a bit toasted and pork her.

Fat chick sex is actually pretty awesome.

[Obble]

I don't need your advice.

Stuff.co.nz horoscope for today.

Human decency is the fabric that holds society together. You give your  trust to unseen people, and things work well for you. And when you're  the trusted "unseen," you make sure things turn out right.

[Pyromanik]

@ Re's entire post...

Nt sr if srs. o.0

[Retardobot]

100%

She doesn't actually have AIDS. She was just fucking with me.

LOLPUN.

[Xenolightning]

I was gunna say, wouldn't that mean you would've had to disclose it to me in our rendezvous

[Spork]

I just saw Rii's life flash infront of my eyes.

[Tandoori]

I was gunna say, wouldn't that mean you would've had to disclose it to me in our rendezvous

Not before he had even climbed off?

[Emrico1]

So I managed to get a photo of Obble's new GF from Facebook

Spoiler :

You can take him

[Emrico1]

So I managed to get a photo of Obble's new GF from Facebook

Spoiler :

*may or may not be a reddit repost

[Retardobot]

Looks like she needs to change her tampon.

[Obble]

What an odd day.

[Emrico1]

You shaved your balls amirite?

[Codex]

What an obble day

[Emrico1]

Jesus, found some sniks in the back of the pantry. OOMFG stoked

[Codex]

we found a dusty moro bar above our dryer once, was easily a few years old, had dust packed to it (had come open)

[Retardobot]

What an odd day.

SPILL THE FUCKING BEANS.

I almost died. First gym session. PT had me do an endurance test to see what I'm capable of.

I almost toppled over from being pushed beyond any sort of limit I had ever seen before.

[Zarkov]

You got up and walked around?

[Retardobot]

You got up and walked around?

Yeah. The endurance test was just putting one foot in front of the other.

baby steps.