Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Obble]

SPILL THE FUCKING BEANS.

Started  off incredibly awkward, i walk quite fast and she seemed to think that i  was trying to get away from her and got 'do you hate me?'

I thought of jumping off the escalator from the 5th floor, but people do that often enough, and i didnt want to be too mainstream.

 She's the typical shy cute wow girl though, a bit chubby, but is losing weight, which is pretty cool. And she doesn't have lemon boobs, Retardo got me quite worried about that last night.

Also quite pedantic, texts me 'omg bus is 3mins late' went into full panic mode basically. The movie was quite empty, maybe 4 other people at the most, but there was allocated seating on the tickets which didnt need to be obeyed, but she did. While i honeybadgered.

On the way to get some food, a motherfucking pidgeon flew into my head, that broke the ice and them some, most likely its neck too.

I cant be fucked typing the rest cos im lazy, but, she was happy, i was indfferent, cos honeybadgerobble.

She said she told her dad about how happy she was and what not, and how she'd like to go out with me again, i think she might even be a bit weird because of that.

Also didnt shut up about it all night on wow, and she didnt talk about wow irl, which was a megafuckingbonus.

Also a student training to be a nurse, just what an accident prone obble needs.

[Retardobot]

Hopefully she mellows out a bit as she gets to know you.

Otherwise, profit!

[Emrico1]

Dude... Sweet.
She has discovered your comic genius.
Anyone that can recover from a pigeon to the knee head has to be a good catch.
Get her addicted to DayZ and you have a winner.

[Obble]

Get her addicted to DayZ and you have a winner.

Was on an aus server last night with my aussiewowbros.

Raiding electro, found 4 bicycles, we patched up and called ourselves the rebels, i almost felt bogan again.

TS has too many randoms in it now, needa get our own channel :<

[Tandoori]

Groundwork, good work.


Nek time take the bitch on a creative date (bitches love creative dates), that way you won't have to pull a pigeon out of your head.

http://artofmanliness.com/2009/02/10/15-creative-date-ideas/

[mattnz]

Sounds gay.

[Obble]

I had no idea you were so skinny retardo, come to the gym and live on protein with me!

[Tandoori]

78kg is skinny?

That's 125% my bodyweight :O

[Retardobot]

I had no idea you were so skinny retardo, come to the gym and live on protein with me!

Downing a protein shake now.

[SteddieEddie]

Posting on the devils page

[Aloysius]

Dat page number o.0

[Obble]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJHrmliVQw

Holy shit, i have not laughed as hard as i just did in a fucking long time, at first was like wtf why is my music going odd, but then i realized the song was the same as i was listening to. D:

[toofast]

I dont know how i missed that video when it was first posted. That was hilarious.

[Codex]

that was amazing lol. These are epic too:

[Pyromanik]

Posting because it is it required of me.

Downing a protein shake now.

What's his name?

[Tandoori]

His name was Robert Paulson.

[Pyromanik]

As previously noted:
666 lol.
Obligitory post mentioning it.
UNLESS YOU'RE SPORK, then you reply to this post or others like it going "BUT GUAIZ, IM A DICK WHO CHANGED HIS SETTINGS"

[Spork]

Did my settings rape you in a previous life!? PYRO!? HUH!?

But yea, I'm only on page 267, I feel sorry for you people who can't afford more posts per page.

[Spigalau]

Page 267 here to.

[Scunner]

Reporting for the Page 267 Club.

[Speakman]

Did my settings rape you in a previous life!? PYRO!? HUH!?

But yea, I'm only on page 267, I feel sorry for you people who can't afford more posts per page.

Page 267 here to.

Reporting for the Page 267 Club.

You're all evil, just like the real page number

[Growler]

267 is the number of the fags..... just saying.....

fags.

[Xenolightning]

ITT Hipsters thinking 267 is the new 666

[Speakman]

I've now sent over 9000 emails through work

[Pyromanik]

I would have reserved number 9000 for myself, and sent me this:

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