Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Retardobot]

Was that your date?

[Obble]

Yes

[Emrico1]

You went out with a Merecat?

[Obble]

yes as i just said!

@retardofriend, i friendzoned her.

[Emrico1]

Oh damn, I was hoping for a Obblemance to read about

[Pyromanik]

You went out with a Merecat?

Meerkat.

How could you not?
They bobble up and down like mad nymphos.

[Emrico1]

I hear they make meth underground... That's why they are all juiced up.

I want a pet sloth.

[Codex]

yes as i just said!

@retardofriend, i friendzoned her.

Since when do men get the friendzone choice?

[BeNZene]

^
Maybe Gerry Brownlee comes round and puts a red sticker on her when she gets friendzoned?

A really bright torch is as good a weapon as any if you aren't keen on bopping cunz.

A really bright torch, the long black kind that is full of D batteries, can also be a pretty good weapon for bopping cunz, if you must.  So security guards say.

[Emrico1]

A really bright torch, the long black kind that is full of D batteries, can also be a pretty good weapon for bopping cunz, if you must.  So security guards say.

Mag light for the win

[Pyromanik]

They still make D cells?

[Pitchey]

Mag light for the win

+ LED "Bulb" FTW

[Obble]

Since when do men get the friendzone choice?

I've always been a trend starter.

[Pyromanik]

And here the wild bobble demonstrates his words by refusing to use the phrase "trend setter", instead opting for his own version which he hopes will start a new trend when it comes to similar phrases.

[Obble]

ANYONE GOING TO VOTE TELSTRACLEAR BEST ISP? LOL.

[Pyromanik]

Not with TCL, so am unqualified to judge their capacity as an ISP against all the others.

[Emrico1]

Potential client sends an email requesting a quote at 7pm Friday night.
Emails at 9am Monday saying not to bother because I am too slow.



Trying to think of a witty way of saying fuck you to this person.

[Retardobot]

Impatient twat.

Good riddance. Would have more than likely been a nightmare client.

[Emrico1]

Impatient twat.

Good riddance. Would have more than likely been a nightmare client.

I know right.

Thinking about replying with a link to 'Rebecca Black's - Friday'

Or

A wiki link to 'weekend'

[Growler]

Put a stupidly low quote through, and make it valid till Sunday the 1st July.

[Retardobot]

Put a stupidly low quote through, and make it valid till Sunday the 1st July.

That's awesome.

[Emrico1]

Put a stupidly low quote through, and make it valid till Sunday the 1st July.

Brilliant.

[Retardobot]

[Tandoori]

I want to print some things I've done in photoshop.

As an example;




This is big, too big for my printer at home anyhow. Where would I go to print something like this, and how expensive is that sort of shit ?
Ideally I'd want some sort of gloss-finish card or something durable.

[Emrico1]

If you are printing to a digital printer RGB is OK but your colours won't match very well. Some RGB colours are outside the printable gamut. So bright greens and blues will be dull as.
Best practice for print is to make a new document, with these settings;
300dpi (pixels per inch), CMYK. The size you want.
If it suddenly looks dull, it's because it's trimming the colours to what is printable by mixing cyan magenta yellow and black.
Print out a small version that you are happy with colour wise and take it to the printers to match.

Sometimes RGB comes up better on digital printers like large format because they might be using 6 colours (hexachrome I think they call it) and the RIP can interperate those brighter colours better than if it was CMYK.

There should be some places online that quote via size for you. Standard sizes will be cheaper.

I need a few pages to explain all this tbh