Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Pitchey]

Don't listen to Zarkov, he's still a virgin.

Only with women from what I've heard.

[Goldo]

Only with humans from what I've heard.

Fixed.

[Emrico1]

What. 60+ year old men who pretend to be a cat on a gaming forum don't get laid?!
Well, I never. I thought he'd be neck deep in vaginas.

[Speakman]

He is, but they are ducks vaginas

[Tandoori]

Saint Germain des Prés Café – The Blue Edition

[Codex]

Meeting gfs mum today, anyone got any tips apart from run the opposite way as fast as i can?

Tell her your dick will show her a pain worse than child birth itself

[Emrico1]

Hah

Pull your pants down, jump on her car windscreen and yell, 'squashed lizard'.

[Goldo]

Hah

Pull your pants down, jump on her car windscreen and yell, 'squashed lizard'.

Reminds me of fucking football friend.

[Zarkov]

What. 60+ year old men who pretend to be a cat on a gaming forum don't get laid?!
Well, I never. I thought he'd be neck deep in vaginas.

If I was a cat, I'd be 11.

Which I am.

[Emrico1]

Reminds me of fucking football friend.

Surfer pal of ours was just like that when we were like 14. He once put four or those cardboard big mac wrappers, one on each limb, pulled his trackies up around his chin and bounced down the middle of the city yelling 'cut lunch' right past some cops.
Any excuse he could find to get you to look at his arsehole was exploited to the fullest, he reckoned his arse looked just like a vagina.
You'd get a tap tap on your window and bam there he was pressing his junk up against your window yelling squashed lizard. He used to pull chicks like crazy with his lack of shame, I also thought he was the funniest motherflipper ever.
Basically, if there was some debauch thing to do then call out some catchphrase, he was onto it.

He's now an overtly gay fashion designer in Melbourne.

[Tandoori]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Emrico1 again.

[Tandoori]

Bogan Saturday

Wired up 2x 1200w pioneer subs to the stereo, playing pool in the garage and getting leary.

ALSO FOR CHRISTCHURCH PEOPLE, AORANGI BAKERY IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST BAKERY IN CHRISTCHURCH.

It used to be Bakery on Bower (somewhere on the east side, who cares) now it's near cnr of Wairakei & Aorangi rds (if you're ever in this shitty area).

[Pyromanik]

Meeting gfs mum today, anyone got any tips apart from run the opposite way as fast as i can?

Did you put it away?

[Pyromanik]

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[Obble]

Did you put it away?

Yes, her parents and i trolled her about everything, it was fun.

[Bounty Hunter]

Does it grate on anyone else's gears that GetSome censors swear words?

[Emrico1]

Settings > Profile editor > Profanity filter [] on

• off

[mattnz]

Turn it off?

[Bounty Hunter]

Settings > Profile editor > Profanity filter [] on

• off

Turn it off?

fuckin yay.

[Codex]

zzzz sanding back powder coat sucks, when it's heat resistant D: tried heatgun lol didn't even bubble a tiny bit :/

[Pitchey]

Oxy-Acetlyne?

[Pyromanik]

Buy one that isn't shitted in the first place?

[Emrico1]

need one of these

[Aloysius]

Bogan Saturday

Wired up 2x 1200w pioneer subs to the stereo, playing pool in the garage and getting leary.

ALSO FOR CHRISTCHURCH PEOPLE, AORANGI BAKERY IS THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST BAKERY IN CHRISTCHURCH.

It used to be Bakery on Bower (somewhere on the east side, who cares) now it's near cnr of Wairakei & Aorangi rds (if you're ever in this shitty area).

That's my local bakery. I hardly go there though. What's so good about it? quality/price/selection???

[Tandoori]

That's my local bakery. I hardly go there though. What's so good about it? quality/price/selection???

 
General good traditional selection of bakery things. The pies are pretty damned good.

Service always enjoyable, the guy that owns it is a character (works 7 days a week). They must do fairly well, tradeys are in and out of there all day during the week.