Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Growler]

who are you fucking for 12 hours?

[Scunner]

Assignments, can't you read?

[Tandoori]

Assigned your mum a D.

[Codex]

She failed you on that assignment, must be greater than 2 inches. BL bro

[Codex]

so much facepalm

cousin is trying to get off of his speeding charge (over double speed in a 50k zone) by saying he's been charged wrong

he's been charged with an exhibition of speed under boy racer law

He doesn't seem amused by my suggestions that it won't go his way

[Obble]

l2 speed in the right areas bad cousin of codex

[Bounty Hunter]

l2 speed in the right areas bad cousin of codex

race track.

stupid boy racers.

actually no, near a cliff...yeah

[Codex]

Yeah track or at the very least an area which isn't a 50k zone (like middle of butt fuck nowhere)

[Growler]

like middle of butt fuck nowhere

I knew Sporks mums butt was huge, but not that big!

[Thor]

Helen Clark lectures on environment.

Gives awards to tobacco companies and $#@!.

 

and here i was thinking youre in the USA :/

[Retardobot]

Almost.

[Codex]

Boom dick shot

Need 4 new tyres D: the wall started cracking in one of mine and the others aren't allowed anymore puncture repairs -_-

[Growler]

Get a perm!

[Speakman]

harden up and get run flats, fgt

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I just accidently the wrong table in the database.

[Growler]

Do this so we can all laugh at hoe awesome you will be

[Codex]

Replacement at 208 per tyre lol

Meh, better than driving on dangerous tyres I suppose.

[Xenolightning]

I just accidently the wrong table in the database.

Oh I hate that!

[toofast]

Replacement at 208 per tyre lol

Meh, better than driving on dangerous tyres I suppose.

The cost of new tires eh. When i bought my new car, the look on my face when I found out i had to replace 3 out of the 4 tires at 150 a pop was certainly something.

[Pyromanik]

boy racers should go to a race track.

Yeh, not many like that coz:
"Oh, how many turbos? And you can't get past that corolla?"

lolol.

The cost of new tires eh. When i bought my new car, the look on my face when I found out i had to replace 3 out of the 4 tires at 150 a pop was certainly something.

You replaced 3 tyres?

lolwut! -.-

[toofast]

You replaced 3 tyres?

lolwut! -.-

I replaced all 4, but only 3 needed to be replaced because the previous owner replaced one tire for whatever reason about a month before I bought it. Still got that spare tire sitting in my garage.

[Bounty Hunter]

Yeh, not many like that coz:
"Oh, how many turbos? And you can't get past that corolla?"

lolol.

I just don't want them near a race track cause I don't want them near me.

you should see the sewage we have/had showing up to motosoc trackdays aye.

[Pyromanik]

I can only imagine.

[Emrico1]

don't click if you have epilepsy

http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/

[Pyromanik]

Good news!
I don't have epilepsy (or the kind that can be triggered by flashing lights at least).