Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Retardobot]

Yea, they have done heaps about it, including getting another dog, but that just meant there was two barkers.

Dogs will bark all day because they're bored.

However my dogs are a special case because one is thick as pig shit and the other is a neurotic mess who passes in and out of reality. They get walked every morning and evening and they'll bark at anything that walks by the front fence. I've covered the fence so they can't see anything but they lay down and peer under it to bark at people. Neighbours started throwing food over the fence to shut them up but only to teach them to bark more often (fucking idiots).

I've now had to lock them inside during the day. Now the thick as pig shit dog will sit and literally EAT his toys till he throws them up, so now I come home to piles of partially digested plastic and vomit on the carpet.



Stupid mutts. Thick as pig shit dog is on the left with the red collar and the neurotic mess is the one of the right.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Yow.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/other-sports/7560078/Official-dies-after-being-speared-by-javelin

Do you think they still counted the throwers score?

[Xenolightning]

Do you think they still counted the throwers score?

What if the official ran 100m in the way of the throw? Would that make a new world record? Would that cause the Javelin athletes in the future to aim for officials?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Which would you rather be hit by? Javelin, Discuss, or Shotput?


They could make a game show out of it.

[Xenolightning]

Definitely Shotput, hands down.

The Japanese probably already have

[Retardobot]

My dogs might piss me off from time to time, but nothing boils my blood quicker than a cat.

This little beast deserves a shot to the jaw.

http://www.wimp.com/behavingbadly/

[Pitchey]

Stupid mutts. Thick as pig shit dog is on the left with the red collar and the neurotic mess is the one of the right.

What breed are they? Bitza?

[Retardobot]

Neuro-dog is Border Collie/Geryhound x which is why she's a bit of a mental case sometimes. We were told that pig-shit dog is Border Collie/Blue Heeler but whilst he may have a tiny bit of Blue in him (due to the spotting around his muzzle) we think he is mostly Border Collie/Labrador because he's dumb as shit, loyal, happy and greedy as shit and has a broad, stocky body with comparatively stumpy legs.

[Zarkov]

Dogs will bark all day because they're bored.

However my dogs are a special case because one is thick as pig shit and the other is a neurotic mess who passes in and out of reality. They get walked every morning and evening and they'll bark at anything that walks by the front fence. I've covered the fence so they can't see anything but they lay down and peer under it to bark at people. Neighbours started throwing food over the fence to shut them up but only to teach them to bark more often (fucking idiots).

I've now had to lock them inside during the day. Now the thick as pig shit dog will sit and literally EAT his toys till he throws them up, so now I come home to piles of partially digested plastic and vomit on the carpet.



Stupid mutts. Thick as pig shit dog is on the left with the red collar and the neurotic mess is the one of the right.

Two more good reasons why you don't want to live next door to retardo.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

There are already so many reasons, another two are just a drop in the ocean.

[Pyromanik]

My dogs might piss me off from time to time, but nothing boils my blood quicker than a cat.

This little beast deserves a shot to the jaw.

http://www.wimp.com/behavingbadly/

I'd give it a pat.
That was fucking hilarious.

[Bounty Hunter]

I'd give it a pat.
That was fucking hilarious.

Dinner at my parents last night right, their (adopted - my sisters) puppy knocked a clothes hanger that was leaning against a wall, so he poked at it for a bit, and was delited to find it moved, so he pulled at it, and as it started teetering over he realised he was about to become squashed puppy, dodges out of the way then turns to make sure we weren't watching.

[Retardobot]

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

So, a naked T-101 cyborg asks to have a 1 on 1 webcam chat with you.



Why the hell didn't you say yes?!

[Zarkov]

So, a naked T-101 cyborg asks to have a 1 on 1 webcam chat with you.



Why the hell didn't you say yes?!

It's his fiance.

[Codex]

It's pyro's real job

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

It's his fiance.

You mean fiancée.


or do you?

[Codex]

He means look at all the fucks he gives

[Zarkov]

Monkey spelling.

[Retardobot]

Going to have so much sex this weekend.

<3 Codex.

[Growler]

Are your hands finally out of plaster?

[Retardobot]

Are your hands finally out of plaster?

Speaking of plaster, I need to re-plaster the hallway walls.

Too much of rubbing my junk from wall to wall.

SNAIL TRAILS!

[Tandoori]

How good has the weather been this last week?

Shame I'm in the library und not out enjoying it

[Growler]

My stippled ceilings are not made of plaster.

[winter]

This was amazing, that is all.