Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Codex]

Ah but cooked bacteria kills meat

Explain that, atheists.

[Emrico1]

Speaking of meat, never buy cold cooked chickens from the supermarket. I have food poisoning. TYVM countdowns

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Speaking of meat, never buy cold cooked chickens from the supermarket. I have food poisoning. TYVM countdowns

I never get food poisoning. I must be some kind of robot, programmed to think i'm human.

[Codex]

TYVM countdowns

I see your problem

[Emrico1]

What's worse is that I went back for more yesterday and found out the culprit. DOUBLE DOSE... EXCELLENT

[Spork]

No matter what supermarket, it's always a bad idea to buy cold or even hot chickens. Just get them from your local chicken and chip shop.

[Pyromanik]

KFC?
Pretty sure that'll kill you faster.

[toofast]

KFC?
Pretty sure that'll kill you faster.

But atleast you will die with a smile on your face.

[Retardobot]

KFC will kill me due to high bloody pressure from the downs kids who work there.

Not their fault really. Stupid fucking managers don't train them properly.

[Speakman]

[Codex]

Mostly moved

Feel like i'm dying

Was entertaining watching the cats jump between boxes like dolphins lol

[Spork]

KFC?
Pretty sure that'll kill you faster.

If that is what you consider to be your local chicken and chip shop then I feel sorry for you.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

If that is what you consider to be your local chicken and chip shop then I feel sorry for you.

In Auckland it is.

[Codex]

I'd rather live in palmy than auckland tbh

[Emrico1]

Auckland is a paradise compared to Launceston

[Codex]

So's ya face

[Retardobot]

Internal IT service is so fucking fail.

STOP FUCKING CLOSING AND RESOLVING MY ISSUE YOU DICKS. YOU HAVEN'T FUCKING RESOLVED MY ISSUE.

[Codex]

It must be resolved if they're closing it though

[Retardobot]

I've opened the issue 3 times now :s

Every time I tell them they haven't sorted it out, they send an email back telling me what to do and then 'resolve it'.

Fucking monkeys.

[Codex]

Pay peanuts, get monkeys.

Chch cbd pays grit for their it desk lol they declined me because I wanted something more than minimum wage

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

It must be resolved if they're closing it though

Of course. All issues can be resolved by closing them.

Retardo doesn't know what he's on about.

[Xenolightning]

Pay peanuts, get monkeys.

Monkeys are pretty good developers I heard.

[Zarkov]

Give me a monkey any old day.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Monkeys are pretty good developers I heard.

Of course.

But they're useless at IT support.

[Codex]

Of course. All issues can be resolved by closing them.

Retardo doesn't know what he's on about.

I'm glad you understand my point

Clearly rii has no idea what he's talking about, closing the calls obviously means the issue is resolved.