Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Codex]

Go on...

[Emrico1]

Wee on them

[Codex]

On limes?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Make sure you get the right sort of lime too!

Yes. You don't want to end up buying a lemon.

[Growler]

Yeah, i have heard that pissing on citrus trees is good for them.... off to google I go!

Chiblets, depends what you want the lime for, cooking, drinks, making a drink from, preserves or pickles bla bla bla etc etc etc etc

[Growler]

lol

http://www.abc.net.au/gardening/stories/s442836.htm

Remember that urinating on the soil around lemon trees is beneficial to the plant.

so there you go, pee on the soil then water it in, then in a few months you will be Bear Grylls eating your own piss

[Growler]

Try get something like this.

http://www.ediblegardens.co.nz/plant-catalogue/citus-fruit/lemon-meyer-lime-tahitian-double-grafted.html

[Emrico1]

Yeah, don't piss on the tree as such, just in the drip zone. They like the ammonia and nitrates or something.

[Growler]

Ima piss on you

[Benji77]

pissing on lemon trees when you're drunk kills them.

[Growler]

I would say it has more to do with your knob being up a dogs bum.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I would say it has more to do with your knob being up a dogs bum.

It's far too small to cause the dog any real harm.

[Retardobot]

It's a hotdog.

[Bounty Hunter]

know what's fun?

force feedback steering wheels!

[Pyromanik]

I thought that too until I realised that it's the sensation of g-forces pushing you around in your seat that makes it all worthwhile. Can't judge shit without any real sensation of velocity.

[Bounty Hunter]

I thought that too until I realised that it's the sensation of g-forces pushing you around in your seat that makes it all worthwhile. Can't judge shit without any real sensation of velocity.

yeah but that's like saying porn is no good cause you're not having real sex....

[Retardobot]

Please, for the love of fucking christ. If you drive, pay attention to the cycle lanes.

Twice this week I have been run off the road by ignorant, absent minded fucks cutting me off and forcing me into the gutter.

I have a bright pink helmet for fucks sakes, you could have NOT seen me.

However do your best to run those 3-a-breast lycra clad douchebags off the road, no body likes them. Asshats.

[Emrico1]

Bright pink helmet? No wonder they want to ram you!

No but seriously, I dare not ride my bike anywhere that mixes with traffic here. Too dangerous. People drive like downs.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

However do your best to run those 3-a-breast lycra clad douchebags off the road, no body likes them. Asshats.

COMBO HIT! X 3


I'd try and run you off the road if I saw you wearing a pink helmet.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Question: What's up with the tag cloud for this thread?!! it's oarsum.

 bacon,
 bitchzilla!,
 blades of grass,
 emrico1 is boss,
 grim is wrong,
 growler is oarsum!,
 growler snaffles hotdogs.,
 homos carm down,
 hori,
 lol.,
 maddest,
 obbles is gay,
 pyro bad at interweb,
 pyro mad cuz bad,
 pyro on the rag,
 retardobawss lives dreams,
 winter eats turds,
 winter was here 1997

[Emrico1]

I wrote the emrico1 is boss one.

[Obble]

Whoever wrote Grim is wrong, is the biggest badass in the internets

[Retardobot]

retardobawss lives dreams,

Hahaha, I love it.

P.S, insecure homos. Embrace the pink.

[Codex]

I swear there was a tag for "pyro elitist 'web coder'"

[Emrico1]

P.S, insecure homos. Embrace the pink.

Hey I have no problem with a pink helmet, I just think that maybe some of the dumbarses driving around might. Safer communities bro.