Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Xenolightning]

My 1tb wd storage drive died last nite ..... Hmmm warranty time

Drop in bucket of water

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

My bucket got a hole in it last night...

[Growler]

well fix it!

[Xsannz]

Mmm bad sectors..... Must be all those episodes of sons of anarchy have caused the good ones to go bad.

[Bounty Hunter]

LECTURES FINISHED NOW IT'S TIME TO GET FUCKED UP!...study....still got 4 weeks till exams are over.

[Growler]

FRIDAY!

FUCK YEAH!

LAST DAY OF THE MOTHER FUCKING WORK WEEK!

[Retardobot]

I'm taking a massive dump while posting this. How does that make you all feel?

[Growler]

WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE IMPRESSED IF IT WAS ALL IN CAPS!

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

SLEEP IN TOMORROW, AND BACON FOR BREAKFAST!!

[Scunner]

I'M GOING TO HAVE PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST TOMORROW!!!

[Retardobot]

I'M GOING TO PROBABLY HAVE OATS AND BANANAS FOR BREAKFAST TOMORROW FOLLOWED BY A WANK IN THE SHOWER.

ACTUALLY, I MIGHT HAVE A WANK IN THE SHOWER FIRST.

OR, I MIGHT WANK INTO MY OATS AND BANANAS WHILE HAVING A SHOWER.

[Obble]

I'm generation Z, i buy everything.

Cooking is for homos.

[Growler]

I LOOKED AT THE WEATHER FORECAST AND SAW IT WAS GOING TO BE ABSOLUTE SHITE IN CHRISTCHURCH TOMORROW. SO I HAVE MADE PLANS TO DO LOTS OF OUTDOOR WORK. THEN WHEN I WAKE UP TOMORROW MORNING AND IT IS PISSING DOWN I WILL SAY TO MYSLEF 'IT'S TOO WET TO DO THAT, BEST STAY INSIDE AND FAP/GAME/DRINK' THEN I WILL FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF AS IT WAS THE WEATHER THAT STOPPED ME AND NOT JUST MY LAZINESS!

TLDR: ORLY FUCK YOU

[Retardobot]

Go to the farmers market you wasteful cunt.

It's because of you this planet is dying.

Greenpeace, fag.

Shit in the ground etc etc.

[Growler]

IM HAVING HOMEGROWN BACON AND EGGS!

YOU JELLLLY BRO!

[Xenolightning]

GET THEM FROM YOUR BACON AND EGG TREES BRO?

[Tandoori]

ARE WE SO DIFFERENT FROM CAPUCHIN MONKEYS?

[Pyromanik]

Oh head, what did I do to you last night to desrve this!?

[Spigalau]

So I flew in to Palmerston North this am, rung Rii, the bstrd didn't answer his phone, so I drove back to Auckland. What a fun day !

[Retardobot]

Sorry Spig!

I had to go in with my fiance to Massey to help her check up on a horse who is notorious for biting and kicking the shit out of people. I had to be there to act as "the guy who makes the call in the event someone has their head caved in".

Fucking thing is worth $300,000. I would have sooner liked to see it dead in a ditch due to its pissy attitude.

[Obble]

I'd turn it into dog food.

[Bounty Hunter]

Oh man horses fuck me off, it's like, hello!? we invented the fucking motorcycle like 100 years ago.

[Pitchey]

[zolteg]

Ducks, people.  Fucking ducks.  

[Spigalau]

Sorry Spig!

I had to go in with my fiance to Massey to help her check up on a horse who is notorious for biting and kicking the shit out of people. I had to be there to act as "the guy who makes the call in the event someone has their head caved in".

Fucking thing is worth $300,000. I would have sooner liked to see it dead in a ditch due to its pissy attitude.

That's OK, no worries @ all. We ended up topping the tank in Samson, drove home (501.6K's) and used under 43L of fuel - was very impressed. Desert road was shite, rain, wind, mist - just took it easy. Car is fucking awesome tho.