Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Scunner]

Job comes through for 2 850 x 2000mm banners at 4:30pm last night.

Get email from client before I arrive in at 8am this morning saying they had not yet received any proofs.

YOU DID HAVE ALL NIGHT TO DO THE WORK.

[Retardobot]

As a designer, we're expected to work through the night.

[Codex]

As a designer, we're expected to work through the night.

Not quite right

As a designer you're expected to shit fucking rainbows at a moments notice

You are expected to get the most obscure brief description and make something withing 15 minutes that will be better than anything ever.

Clearly you're shit if you can't do any of these

[Emrico1]

There needs to be an awareness campaign for designers. People are just retarded when it comes to working with us.
As I designer, I really enjoy procrastination, browsing for gifs on reddit is just one method.

[Scunner]

[Obble]

As a designer, we're expected to work through the night.

all you do is lyk choose some stuff off a template made by some guy in india, stop acting lyk you do eny wurk

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I wanted to be a designer, but after I told them I drew pictures in pre-school with crayons, they said I was over qualified.

[Retardobot]

I fucked all your mothers.

[toofast]

I'm having a week off. *Flips desk.

Same. But you dont see me flipping desks.

[Retardobot]

Have my vid card back.

For now it seems to be behaving itself.

Feels so good to be back on my own PC instead of using my Mrs. laptop.

[Codex]

Lol what's the bet that it won't do it anymore... Check serial and see if it is really yours

Multiple times i've seen companies say they tested the products fine and when you check the serial it's not the same as the product you sent in

[Pyromanik]

4.40 is killing me

Can't stop the rock brah

[Pyromanik]

Lol what's the bet that it won't do it anymore... Check serial and see if it is really yours

Multiple times i've seen companies say they tested the products fine and when you check the serial it's not the same as the product you sent in

Multiple times?

Stop buying broken shit Codex, gosh!

[Obble]

I got banned from farmers (botany), it was worth it.

[Bounty Hunter]

I got banned from farmers (botany), it was worth it.

'splain.

[Pitchey]

'splain.

I heard women's changing room, sticky mess.....

[Bounty Hunter]

I heard women's changing room, sticky mess.....

what was a stick doing in there?

[Pitchey]

Being stuck into things.

[Bounty Hunter]

haha listening to limp bizkit.

[Pyromanik]

Changing room nookie?

Make fat cashier cry?

Oh how the mind turns...

[mattnz]

I got banned from farmers (botany), it was worth it.

Griefer.

[Obble]

'splain.

OK.

One counter open, some fatty in stereotypical dole clothing, aged late 20s/early 30s at front of queue, trying to buy a $50 toaster or whatever it was. Uses three different credit cards to do it, cant remember the pins for them. "lol i have neva wurked but i am always busy!!!!!" 15mins later, im starting to get a bit pissed off, fuck knows what she was doing. Ended up calling her a "fat cunt." and telling farmers staff they're incompetent for allowing her to be there for so long/not opening up other registers.

Got told i was being aggressive, even though the queue was at least 20 people long, all showing signs of anger at this one person. Security came along and took me out soon after, they didnt notice i had the socks i was trying to buy in my hand, so 5 pairs of free socks, yay.


tl;dr- fat dole bludgers, incompetent staff, hungry obble, bad start to day. Free socks.

Retardo will probably just laugh, i bet its a normal day in palmy.

[Emrico1]

I'd love to have security footage of that.
'Man rages at stupid cashier, bad service and fat cunt oxygen thief, only to score free socks'.

Ain' nobody stan' 'tween mah nigga sawks yo'

[Zarkov]

In America they would have tasered you and hit you with batons.

[Pyromanik]

Yeh, but then he could sue Farmers for bad customer service and win a million dollars for broken legs.