Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Pyromanik]

Oh good fucking god sleep, why do you deprive me?

So, I'm the Freeman.

Fucking BOSS.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

So, I'm the Freeman.

Hurry up and finish filming HL3!

[Obble]

So, I'm the Freeman.

That would of been cool a few years ago, but real men use swords and bows and axes, and rico these days, sorry pal.

[Retardobot]

Bob, you've always got to make yourself feel better by putting other people down.

How weak.

Also, *have.

Weakbitch.

[Emrico1]

That would of been cool a few years ago, but real men use swords and bows and axes, and rico these days, sorry pal.

Real men... And Rico?

[Obble]

Bob, you've always got to make yourself feel better by putting other people down.

How weak.

Also, *have.

Weakbitch.

 I dont need to make myself feel better, i am already the best.
 

Real men... And Rico?

After the arrows in the nuts last night, yes!

[Emrico1]

After the arrows in the nuts last night, yes!

I used to be a real Man until I took an arrow to the nuts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I was a Eunch once, but I got better.

[Emrico1]

I had a steering wheel down my trousers... It was driving me nuts

[Growler]

Hang your head in shame Emrico

[Obble]

I wanna smash shit with my hammer like last night

[Emrico1]

I wanna smash shit with my hammer like last night

Me too

Hang your head in shame Emrico

I'm going to answer with a gif all day

[Obble]

Me too

Your big stick + my hammer will =  amazing if we can get coordinated

[Retardobot]

Be more gay, Obble.

[Emrico1]

It's more like this

[Obble]

Is that even possible@tardo

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I have a Man Crush for Edward Norton

[Retardobot]

I have a Man Crush for Edward Norton

I don't believe that's a man crush. That's just how the world works. Being attracted to awesome things is pretty much what science is about.

[Emrico1]

I just want to play Chivalry

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Turns out my work laptop isn't up to playing games. I was playing Guild Wars when it suddenly shut down. When I touched it, it was super hot.

[Retardobot]

I just want to play Halo.

OH HI DERE, I WULD LYK DIS HERE 7 PAGES OF FULL A4 CONTENTS PUT IN 2 1 A4 DL FOLDED BROCHURE.

HERP.

WTF is wrong with people.

[Emrico1]

Dude. OMFG... Been there.

Just email them this as a reply

[Xenolightning]

Considered buying an xbox to play halo. Then realised that FPS on consoles are shit, and canned that idea.

[Retardobot]

They're not shit on console. People just don't give them a chance. Yeah they feel wonky and highly uncoordinated but everyone's a virgin once.

Adapt or die - shutcunt

[Obble]

Retardo, you've always got to make yourself feel better by putting other people down.

How weak.