Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Xsannz]

yeah i been hit by one once or twice the involuntary reaction is always lol

[Spork]

>Joining the Chivalry bandwagon.

[Pyromanik]

I do not understand this ad.

[Bounty Hunter]

I do not understand this ad.

Well you see, when you drink their beer, beautiful women want to have sex with you.

[Emrico1]

I do not understand this ad.

Is it some kind of satire pointing out all that is wrong with people?

[Zarkov]

She wanted his hat.

[Retardobot]

Cant believe Cortana dies though, so sad.

That was easy to see part-way through the campaign. 7yrs and then Rampancy. I'll be interested to see what they do for Halo 5 because Master Chief needs some sort of humanized companion in order to keep up conversation and to continue to inject banter and compassion throughout the series.

I hope they just don't go "HERE IS NEW CORTANA V2 LOL". However it would provide a good opportunity to inadvertently show some of John's human nature by refusing to trust or accept a new Cortana AI due to his attachment to the real Cortana.

You just got shit-dicked.

[Codex]

Imagine if they brought in wheatley

[Growler]

OMG Rii... the gym has been pretty good to you, looking pretty fit for a brhoe!

Also where is my quick reply and what is this captcha bullshit?

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Retardobot]

<3 Growler. I've put on a little bit more muscles since I posted those pics as well.

The midget on the right, I can probably see myself saying yes to her on a messy night.

[Zarkov]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/7940431/Police-fall-victim-to-clamper

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/7940431/Police-fall-victim-to-clamper

To be honest, I think clamping a car is shit. I'll happily pay a fine. But getting your car clamped can really fuck someone over, make them late for work, or prevent them from picking up thier kids from school.

They're pretty much holding your car hostage, you have to pay the fine just to get your car back, without having the opportunity to protest the clamping.

Clampers are scum. That Mr Clout sounds like a dickhead.

[Codex]

To be honest, I think clamping a car is shit. I'll happily pay a fine. But getting your car clamped can really fuck someone over, make them late for work, or prevent them from picking up thier kids from school.

They're pretty much holding your car hostage, you have to pay the fine just to get your car back, without having the opportunity to protest the clamping.

Clampers are scum. That Mr Clout sounds like a dickhead.

In a country which promotes guilty until proven innocent, it will never change.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Are there Clamp removal companies? They would do quite well I would think. They could charge half the clamping fee, and they could keep the clamp as well.

How hard is it to remove them?

[Growler]

Jack up car, put on spare.... take clamped wheel home and remove clamp, send clamp to owner with a repair bill for your damaged tools.

[Emrico1]

Most of the clamps cover the wheel nuts... Bastards thought of that.

"Oh, you are parking here and you shouldn't be? Let me keep you here for a bit longer..."

[Codex]

^This is also legal, hilarious.

They have started using clamps that cover your whole hub though :/

[Growler]

thats for those pissy g-clamp like ones.... some other you can just let all the air ouf of your tire and remove it then put on your spare.

[Retardobot]

This is a conversation that was recorded between me and Growler:

[Xenolightning]

Erotic

[Growler]

I'm the blonde.

[Tandoori]

Sums up 550~ pages in 10 minutes, can't complain.

[Pyromanik]

hahahaha, harsh, but pretty true for probably a fair few of those unimployed folk.
Then again, govt. doesn't give a shit about your career, just get a job at the warehouse; you're winning at life right?

http://news.msn.co.nz/nationalnews/8563789/minister-insults-the-jobless-labour

[Aloysius]

ZZZ fire alarm at Riccarton mall interrupting my viewing pleasure.

[Speakman]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/7945177/Petraeus-scandal-US-commander-under-investigation

Don't tell the terrorists that the most efficient way to cause a ruckus in the US army is to send women to the generals...