Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Xsannz]

Or if you were some pro esport starcraft champ you would be fine.

[Retardobot]

Haaaaaaaaaaah.

So sad.

[Codex]

So they've changed their opinion based on someone elses bullshit?

[Xsannz]

Your shit dont stank but roses realy smell like ooooh ooooo.

Gl Rii hang in there bud.

Will see what the uncle has to say about green cards but he is more in the it business.

[Retardobot]

So they've changed their opinion based on someone elses bullshit?

Yeah, I think so. They've been swayed by their friends. Not they were particularly fond of our decision to marry in the first place but they understood we weren't idiots and that we are two forward thinking people with careers we both want to dominate in.

Then this.

Thanks Xsannz, means a lot dude.

[winter]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! my thoughts are with you bud - hope it all flips come new years, after everyone has had time to chill the fuck out.

[Retardobot]

Your shit dont stank but roses realy smell like ooooh ooooo.

Gl Rii hang in there bud.

Will see what the uncle has to say about green cards but he is more in the it business.

I have IT experience as well.

Computer Tech/consultant.

Educational Technology Officer supporting OLE's and testing e-portfolios along with maintaining labs.

[Retardobot]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! my thoughts are with you bud - hope it all flips come new years, after everyone has had time to chill the fuck out.

This is what I'm banking on. I wish I could talk directly to her old man without having to email/video call.

I feel I'm being written off without due cause.

[winter]

Hang in there mate - your girl will realize she has to live her own life

On a completely unrelated note, I smell strangely of freshly sawn saw dust. Quite nice if I don't say so myself.

[Retardobot]

On a completely unrelated note, I smell strangely of freshly sawn saw dust. Quite nice if I don't say so myself.

I call that the 'dapper' scent.

[winter]

I call that the 'dapper' scent.

Tomorrow I should rub up against a pine tree and try a pine tree scent for the day. Trees smell nice.

I'll be fighting off hordes of women in no time, you watch.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Tomorrow I should rub up against a pine tree and try a pine tree scent for the day. Trees smell nice.

I'll be fighting off hordes of women in no time, you watch.

You need to market that. Get on to it.

[Xsannz]

Mmm taxi cab pine scent

[winter]

You need to market that. Get on to it.

I'm not a clever man.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Winter: For Men.


You could sell it for $100 a bottle.

[winter]

Winter: For Men.


You could sell it for $100 a bottle.

and I could also sell 'Winter: For Cars."

Pine scent, for men on the prowl.

[Growler]

Pine scent, for men on the prowl.

With hints of Chloroform?

[winter]

With hints of Chloroform?

Nope, this scent is guaranteed rape free.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I'd spray outrageous amounts on myself.

The scent would be so strong that when I walk into a room, people would start throwing up.

[Xenolightning]

I hope you include the pollen too. That way it will set off everyone with hay-fever.

[Xsannz]

Next fragrance should be fresh mown lawn....

[winter]

Next fragrance should be fresh mown lawn....

You're hired.

[The Demon Lord]

Rii - I don't know your full details - but I do know some of your pain.

I did it old school - called the Future father-in-law (8 days!) and asked his permission to marry his daughter, which earnt me alot of points.

you mentioned that your partners family is Aisian - maybe try learning a speech in their native language - video calling her father and give him your speech? (again don't know your full details, but it might convince the her dad that you aren't an ass and care about his daughter)

[The Demon Lord]

and I could also sell 'Winter: For Cars."

Pine scent, for men on the prowl.

in Other news, pregnancy rates have just sky rocketed.

Hospitals are even reporting several cases of men getting pregnant. Sceintists are yet to comment

[Spigalau]

Rii - Just knock her up. Works wonders on making the inlaws friends for life.