Take him fishing/hunting/to a strip club.
Titty bar... Ftw asians love titty bar... At least the guy at work does.. Loves to tell us about it all the time. Just dont open your mouth during the ping pong ball show.
I hope you include the pollen too. That way it will set off everyone with hay-fever.
To everyone else:So anyway, was there a consensus in the end? The Irishman? 7pm?
i had kinda hope speakman had died, what a pity
I have to admit, these holidays are going to suck, and what's a final kick in the balls is that most of my friends are all leaving or have left with their respective partners.I'm now mentally preparing myself for a future without the woman who I have spent the past 3 years with convinced that we were going to have a rich and fulfilling life together.There is some solace in the fact that I don't really want to be with someone who lets her parents make her romantic decisions.It still hurts like fuck though.
Best wishes for your holidays not getting fucked in the anus Re.I hate it how you can be going through hell and everyone around you is all "OMG TIME OF MY LIFE IM SO HAPPY HAPPY HOLIDAYS" and you're just all "FUCKOFF AND DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH YOU SUPERFICIAL HAPPYNESS PRICK". That shit sucks.I hope your future turns out good.To everyone else:So anyway, was there a consensus in the end? The Irishman? 7pm?
Alternatively, move to Auckland and we'll get drunk heaps and play computer games till our eyes bleed alcoholic blood. Well, actually.. I don't drink that often..but I can start!
I'm not giving up.Not yet.My next step is to lay it all out, show some honesty and genuine intentions to her parents, see if that changes anything - which may involve me involuntarily sobbing like a man beast.
LAN Party at winter's house!