Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[desertergreg]

Except in this thread you'd take out the 'actual topic' and 'variation of topic' part yes?

[Growler]

yep, this is a thread about love, dance and all things magical.

And craigs penis, we talk about that a lot.

[Codex]

Pretty sure everyone here sits on it too

[Growler]

I haven't had an invite, but eagerly await the opportunity!

[Retardobot]

My dick is like a roller coaster.

It's full of twists and turns, you only ever want to ride it once and it scares the shit out of you.

[The Demon Lord]

My dick is like a roller coaster.

It's full of twists and turns, you only ever want to ride it once and it scares the shit out of you.

Dude...

You might want to see a Dr about that....

[Retardobot]

I did, I was prescribed a shit-load of nope.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Dude...

You might want to see a Dr about that....

I heard it scared the doctor so much, he quit and became a hairdresser.

[Xsannz]

I hearx his dick has its own hairdresser.

[Pyromanik]

My dick is like a roller coaster.

It's full of twists and turns, you only ever want to ride it once and it scares the shit out of you.

The ladies call you pig cock.

[Obble]

http://vimeo.com/m/37132333

This isn't boobs, but some of you may appreciate it.
What's going on in this neck of the woods?

Anybody got a 12 month run down for me?

YOU ONLY VISITED HERE BECAUSE YOU GOT AN GetSome BDAY EMAIL THINGY.

BUSTED GREG.

[Retardobot]

The ladies call you pig cock.

AKA Corkscrew Cock.

I'll make you jizz for 30mins non-stop.

[Bounty Hunter]

The ladies call you pig cock.

this is how swine flu?

[Pyromanik]

AKA Corkscrew Cock.

I'll make you jizz for 30mins non-stop.

You mean you'll love it when you jizz for 30 miutes non-stop.


Or do you mean that sounds like beastiality worth watching?

[mycoolcar]

Id census all over katy perry.

[Growler]

watch it all!

[Codex]

More stuff sorted, going a lot less painful than I thought it would be

[Retardobot]

Awesome to hear, Codex.

I know this doesn't make up for it but:



You're heading into awesome bachelor land. I often fantasize about this magical place.

[Obble]

It's an awesome place full of fun times and few responsibilities.

It sucks at first, but you get used to it.

[Obble]

Goes a bit like this actually.

[Pyromanik]

Plus side:
Wanks whenever you feel like it.
Down side:
No blowjobs :<

[Codex]

Currently I fear it, went to super market tonight by myself, oh god it's horrible going there alone

Goes a bit like this actually.

Go the subbie

[Pyromanik]

went to super market, god it's horrible

Having a missus does not factor :<

[Bounty Hunter]

Currently I fear it, went to super market tonight by myself, oh god it's horrible going there alone


Go the subbie

Babes have to eat too bro

[desertergreg]

And look who didn't start a happy birthday desertergreg thread. Huh? Huh?

You meant so much to me bob. *sniff*

I miss you...I miss you all.