Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[desertergreg]

And look who didn't start a happy birthday desertergreg thread. Huh? Huh?

You meant so much to me bob. *sniff*

I miss you...I miss you all.

[desertergreg]

And might I add that for my birthday my 2 year old got me a cold. And for icing on that cake she woke me at 6.

Your better off single codex.

[Pyromanik]

You deserted us Greg.
But I won't hold it against you, happy birthday Greg.

[Speakman]

I'm on graveyard shifts at the moment.


Watching Doug Stanhope Stand Up DVDs and answering emails like a bawse

[Retardobot]

Your better off single codex.

Fuck off with that shit - no ones wants to hear that after coming out of a serious relationship.

[Xenolightning]

Fuck off with that shit - no ones wants to hear that after coming out of a serious relationship.

YEAH!

...


Fuck mornings.

[Pyromanik]

YEAH!

...


Fuck mornings.

I always find the first 5 days after the weekend the hardest.

[Codex]

Lol well I was the only one at the market that wasn't 5 years of death or a cave dweller coming out of their natural habitat

[Speakman]

Fuck mornings.

indeed...

I'm on graveyard shifts at the moment.

Just got home, I'm fucking shattered


Made even worse by my hotcakes being cold by the time I got home :/

[winter]

Fuck off with that shit - no ones wants to hear that after coming out of a serious relationship.

What? did I miss something?!

[The Demon Lord]

What? did I miss something?!

Codex is now an Elligable Batchelor

[winter]

Codex is now an Elligable Batchelor

stink mate.. try to occupy yourself with heaps of movies, tv, games, wanking etc.. nothing worse than thinking about that shit 100% of the time.

[Retardobot]

Fuck BNZ.

STOP BLOCKING MY CC ORDERS YOU OVER SENSITIVE CUNTS.

Anyone with Westpac or ASB? I want out, time for a change. BNZ has been my bank since I was 18 and whilst they've done nothing overtly wrong, they've done nothing to keep me.

[The Demon Lord]

Fuck BNZ.

STOP BLOCKING MY CC ORDERS YOU OVER SENSITIVE CUNTS.

Anyone with Westpac or ASB? I want out, time for a change. BNZ has been my bank since I was 18 and whilst they've done nothing overtly wrong, they've done nothing to keep me.

ASB for me - they have been good to me.

[Xenolightning]

I am with Westpac, I was in the same boat until..

I accidentally withdrew $1300 cash from my CC instead of paying $1300. Which was going to mean I would get charged $300 interest. Westpac were nice enough to change the fuck up to a purchase so no interest was charged on it.

Success. From there I can't really complain :-P not to mention their in branch service is great.

Online banking is nothing special though.

[Retardobot]

I like BNZ's online banking UI (it's sexy as fuck, as well as the Android App), however it runs like a fucking crippled donkey.

Takes sometimes 48hrs to update CC purchases.

Their in-store tellers are hot as fuck but dumb as shit. I went in last week and they tried to tell me that if I use an incorrect billing address on my order (different from one on file) then it would be OK because the merchant doesn't look at the address - I had to teach them about the authentication process that their own fucking workplace has to check the billing address against my address on file.

When I go into a bank, I expect the tellers to be all knowing like the Jesus.

BNZ doesn't get things wrong, they just very rarely get it right, mediocre at best.

[The Demon Lord]

I like BNZ's online banking UI (it's sexy as fuck, as well as the Android App), however it runs like a fucking crippled donkey.

Takes sometimes 48hrs to update CC purchases.

Their in-store tellers are hot as fuck but dumb as shit. I went in last week and they tried to tell me that if I use an incorrect billing address on my order (different from one on file) then it would be OK because the merchant doesn't look at the address - I had to teach them about the authentication process that their own fucking workplace has to check the billing address against my address on file.

When I go into a bank, I expect the tellers to be all knowing like the Jesus.

BNZ doesn't get things wrong, they just very rarely get it right, mediocre at best.

I would rather Ugly Tellers who knew their shit than the latter.

With ASB I have actually found that the staff are quite onto it (even suggesting options I hadn't thought of)

Plus they used Brian Blessed and Judi Dench for their commercials.

Both of whom are in the ultra Elite Catogary of Awesome

[Retardobot]

I agree.

I want them to know their shit rather than look like center-folds.

[Codex]

Missed that comment, thanks rii

What? did I miss something?!

Codex is now an Elligable Batchelor

Yiss -_-

stink mate.. try to occupy yourself with heaps of movies, tv, games, wanking etc.. nothing worse than thinking about that shit 100% of the time.

Yeah since i'm taking over the mortgage etc i've picked up some more work and will just be working towards mcsa and whatever else I can do really.

Fuck BNZ.

STOP BLOCKING MY CC ORDERS YOU OVER SENSITIVE CUNTS.

Anyone with Westpac or ASB? I want out, time for a change. BNZ has been my bank since I was 18 and whilst they've done nothing overtly wrong, they've done nothing to keep me.

Really? No problems with bnz here, when I was trying to get my house they basically sucked me dry and made the world better

I like BNZ's online banking UI (it's sexy as fuck, as well as the Android App), however it runs like a fucking crippled donkey.

Runs like a champ for me o-o

[Retardobot]

The website actually runs fine, it just takes 2+ days for CC transactions to show on my account.

It angers me.

[Bounty Hunter]

Oh man this project is getting tricky fast.

[Growler]

Yeah since i'm taking over the mortgage etc i've picked up some more work and will just be working towards mcsa and whatever else I can do really.

Have you looked at accommodation supp?

[Codex]

The website actually runs fine, it just takes 2+ days for CC transactions to show on my account.

It angers me.

This i've found to be normal if using cc regardless of bank in most cases, although it's usually 1 day for me and then 2 in the weekends

Have you looked at accommodation supp?

Wouldn't even know where to start o-o

[winter]

sucks mate, if you need anything.. hit me up - I'm broke as fuck half the time, so don't ask for money haha..

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Have you looked at accommodation supp?

I take two accommodation supplements daily.


It only comes as a suppository.