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[Retardobot]

I FUCKING HATE CATS.

FUCK CUNT.

Pulled a kitten off the road on the way home. How did it repay me? Literally tore shreds of skin off my hands.

Should of punted the the little shit rag into the river.

More than likely have to go the doctors and get some drugs now.

Fuck cats.

Useless pieces of shits.

[mycoolcar]

Should have ran it over with your scooter.

[Retardobot]

Should have ran it over with your scooter.

I was using my Mrs. bike. With shark horn and all.

Seriously hate cats.

Oxygen thieves.

[Obble]

Go to doctor, dont risk death m8.

Also hate cats, no matter how nice you are to them, they'll turn around and claw you to death.

I killed a cat a few years ago, was fun.

[Bounty Hunter]

Some dumb people on my facebook thought this was a real article....

http://www.thecivilian.co.nz/north-korea-threatens-new-zealand-with-nuclear-strike-nothing-we-can-do-says-key/

http://www.thecivilian.co.nz/welcome-to-the-civilian/

[Speakman]

That shit is hilarious

[Xsannz]

My 4 broken ribs and shattered ankle is why i hate cats...

That and the written off r1 at the wreckers.

Only consolation is that the cat was found wedged between the radiator and engine..  After it ran into my front wheel mid corner.

[Bounty Hunter]

My 4 broken ribs and shattered ankle is why i hate cats...

That and the written off r1 at the wreckers.

Only consolation is that the cat was found wedged between the radiator and engine..  After it ran into my front wheel mid corner.

Hooooly shit, you poor bugger, glad to hear you're alive, what's the goer on the ankle? they can be nasty, ribs will heal up ok?

[Retardobot]

My 4 broken ribs and shattered ankle is why i hate cats...

That and the written off r1 at the wreckers.

Only consolation is that the cat was found wedged between the radiator and engine..  After it ran into my front wheel mid corner.

What a fucking useless animal.

HEEUUURRRR DER, LETS HANG AROUND IN THIS AREA WHERE ALL THESE MASSIVE, LOUD, FAST THINGS ARE FOUND.

+1 Gareth Morgan.

[Obble]

Poor R1

Here is a good replacement.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/motorbikes/motorbikes/cruiser/auction-570572621.htm

[Pyromanik]

My 4 broken ribs and shattered ankle is why i hate cats...

That and the written off r1 at the wreckers.

Only consolation is that the cat was found wedged between the radiator and engine..  After it ran into my front wheel mid corner.

Fuck'n stink shit bro.
You only just got the R1 too :<

[Bounty Hunter]

Don't post right now Zarkov.

[BeNZene]

My 4 broken ribs and shattered ankle is why i hate cats...

That and the written off r1 at the wreckers.

Fucking ouch.  Get well soon.

[mattnz]

[winter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5izm9kHeHkg

hahahahaah sick burn homez.

[Xsannz]

Yeah had the cast on my ankle changed yesterday.  4 more weeks in plaster.

Ribs still hurt but they just heal on their own.  Lauging or hiccups hurt like hell.

Sneezing requires agony and pain killers.


Insurance company is looking at replacing the bike shortly or paying me out and then i purchase a new one.

Looking at another 2011 r1 ex demo wi 756km on the clock.

Or a 2010 ex demo fireblade  with 800km on clock.

And my last optin is a 2010 ducati 1198.. But that has 15000km on it.

So its probably going to be the r1.

[Retardobot]

Fucking cats, seriously. Hope the little fucker rots at the bottom of a river somewhere.

1 Doctors visit + tetanus shot + antibiotics later.


Not as nearly as bad as you, Xsannz but all cats should die.

[Codex]

Squee

Cats will fuck yo shit up, so bad.


blahblahblah

[Retardobot]

Squee
Interesting conversations with people/person talking to me a lot more after certain changes in recent circumstances o-o

Here's to progress

<3

[Xenolightning]

Interesting conversations with people/person talking to me a lot more after certain changes in recent circumstances o-o

You've always given off a homosexual vibe

<3

[The Demon Lord]

Squee

Interesting conversations with people/person talking to me a lot more after certain changes in recent circumstances o-o

Heres to Chaotic post-Breakup sex with that crazy friend you always wanted to nail.

[Xsannz]

Heres to Chaotic post-Breakup sex with that crazy friend you always wanted to nail.

Awww shucks...  Thats why hes been texting me so much.....

Better get some new red undies.....

[The Demon Lord]

Awww shucks...  Thats why hes been texting me so much.....

Better get some new red undies.....

make sure you get the skimpy ones....

[Codex]

Awww shucks...  Thats why hes been texting me so much.....

Better get some new red undies.....

 
Get white ones so I can make them yellow.

Mmmmm

make sure you get the skimpy ones....

Dat garter belt

[The Demon Lord]

Dat garter belt

Great things come with Garter Belts