Topic: Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

Retardobot · Reply #17125 Posted: March 15, 2013, 08:07:30 pm

Nah,

She seemed preoccupied.

Pyromanik · Reply #17126 Posted: March 15, 2013, 08:07:38 pm

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I got bored and talked to one of those slut-bots in a pop-up window.

Sara: Hey, hows it going?
Sara: im from Palmerston North, do you live close enough to pop by?
Me: What part of this shithole do you live in?
Sara: I cant tell you where just yet I am up for pretty much anything right now
Me: Would you let me put a toaster in your anus?
Sara: back in 5 mins, just add me on flirt so we can chat more
Me: Bye. Let me know when you're open to appliance intercourse.
Sara: you got me so wet! I look forward to more, bye xx

Was boring until I lost my shit on last 2 lines.

Retardobot · Reply #17127 Posted: March 15, 2013, 08:08:50 pm

Bitch wants my small toaster oven, what can I say.

Obble · Reply #17128 Posted: March 15, 2013, 08:12:58 pm

ITT: Retardo talks to bots.

Retardobot · Reply #17129 Posted: March 15, 2013, 08:17:46 pm

I like to reconnect with my own kind.

I mean, she was a whore, from Palmerston and a bot - it was like we were separated at birth and I tried to fuck her, which proves that she was from Palmerston.

Obble · Reply #17130 Posted: March 15, 2013, 08:26:08 pm

Palmy/west auckland girls will forever have a space in my heart, they're so amazing.

Pyromanik · Reply #17131 Posted: March 15, 2013, 09:20:08 pm

Quote from: Codex;1520826

What are y'all playing?

QuakeLive.

Quote from: Bounty Hunter;1520842

Code Composer Studio Roulette.

Will it crash? Will it build? WILL IT DELETE MY DRIVER LIB?!? WHO KNOW?!?!?

Honestly, just Code::Blocks already -.-

Obble · Reply #17132 Posted: March 16, 2013, 11:05:46 am

Dota2, play some Dota2.

Best steam gift ever, fun drunk game, makes no sense.

Pyromanik · Reply #17133 Posted: March 16, 2013, 11:21:24 am

haha, I got that as a gift too, haven't played it though.
Drunk or sober.

Obble · Reply #17134 Posted: March 16, 2013, 11:27:19 am

Boring as fuck sober imo, when drunk its all like PEW PEW I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING AWN BUT ITS GOOD.

Pyromanik · Reply #17135 Posted: March 16, 2013, 12:27:43 pm

lol.
Might check it out.
Probably won't.

Obble · Reply #17136 Posted: March 16, 2013, 12:40:16 pm

Yeh, rich asian only game.

shoo.

Growler · Reply #17137 Posted: March 16, 2013, 12:48:23 pm

Akaroa, no kids, AWESOME!

desertergreg · Reply #17138 Posted: March 16, 2013, 03:32:05 pm

Can you have a whole child free town?

More good times last night chaps. Vodnik seems a touch ott but otherwise not bad. Had enough of ctf over and over and over and over and over and over and over again though.

winter · Reply #17139 Posted: March 16, 2013, 04:25:10 pm

Quote from: desertergreg;1520936

Can you have a whole child free town?

More good times last night chaps. Vodnik seems a touch ott but otherwise not bad. Had enough of ctf over and over and over and over and over and over and over again though.

Yeah, did get a bit much last night eh, especially the tards camping the roofs and shit..

Pyromanik · Reply #17140 Posted: March 16, 2013, 05:44:58 pm

Quote from: winter;1520937

Yeah, did get a bit much last night eh, especially the tards camping the roofs and shit..

The trick is to use as much of the tomato as possible.

Obble · Reply #17141 Posted: March 16, 2013, 11:56:50 pm

Quote from: desertergreg;1520936

Can you have a whole child free town?

More good times last night chaps. Vodnik seems a touch ott but otherwise not bad. Had enough of ctf over and over and over and over and over and over and over again though.

My vodnik is better.

desertergreg · Reply #17142 Posted: March 17, 2013, 08:51:46 am

Dropped my phone in the cats water bowl. Still goes!

What is that game/vodnik? Is this a test of my gaming knowledge? If it is then I fail.

What I was sayin was too many rockets on the vodnik. Give me a tank vs chopper any day, oh wait they have guided too...

Still, put a shell through a chopper the other night. Wish I'd stopped to watch it hit

SteddieEddie · Reply #17143 Posted: March 17, 2013, 09:16:29 am

Quote from: Obble;1520892

Palmy/west auckland girls will forever have a space in my heart, they're so amazing.

John Cleese, who once said the North Island city should be renamed "suicide capital of New Zealand" because "if you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick".

Obble · Reply #17144 Posted: March 17, 2013, 09:53:26 am

Quote from: SteddieEddie;1520975

John Cleese, who once said the North Island city should be renamed "suicide capital of New Zealand" because "if you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick".

You get that out of the stuff article about Clarkson's nz review?

Or, did you actually remember that? :p

SteddieEddie · Reply #17145 Posted: March 17, 2013, 10:21:56 am

Yeah nah, out of the stuff article

desertergreg · Reply #17146 Posted: March 17, 2013, 10:42:36 am

Spoke too soon. Phone is fried.

That's right up there with keeping a pot plant on top of my CRT monitor.

Codex · Reply #17147 Posted: March 17, 2013, 10:49:29 am

Why didn't you let your phone dry out in rice first?

No. 1 rule of wet phone club...

Pyromanik · Reply #17148 Posted: March 17, 2013, 11:46:34 am

Quote from: desertergreg;1520973

What is that game/vodnik? Is this a test of my gaming knowledge? If it is then I fail.

I would guess dayz.

Obble · Reply #17149 Posted: March 17, 2013, 12:27:23 pm

nolol

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