Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[winter]

I'm about to move to Mount Eden, no earthquakes please..  surrounded by volcanoes.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I'm about to move to Mount Eden, no earthquakes please..  surrounded by volcanoes.

Earthquakes make things fall down, volcanoes make things blow up.

[The Demon Lord]

Earthquakes make things fall down, volcanoes make things blow up.

Maybe its like when you take a really epic fart and you get follow-through?

Like some form of Geological Sharting?

[desertergreg]

They should just combine all cities in New Zealand into one big super city.

Then everyone will live in the same place.

I thought that was just auckland. There are other cities???

[Pyromanik]

Why don't you all fucking move to Wellington then. I have no need to.

I was considering it a few months ago.

[Pitchey]

I was considering it a few months ago.

Your kind ain't welcome down here!

[Bell]

There are only 2 suitable options when moving cities.
Move to Wellington or move overseas.

[Growler]

And Wanaka.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Wanaka Supercity.

Population: 4.4 Million.

[Retardobot]

Checking out some studio apartments.

Self contained units, gas hob stove, mini fridge, queen sized bed, TV, bathroom, phone - basically everything with a communal wash house. Except The phone line requires a Yabba card to be purchased every time you want to make a local and international phone call. Also, internet is an extra $30 a month and you have to buy 'data cards'. So I'm guessing it's like..$30 per 10GB which is pissy.

$200 a week, and it's in the smack bang of town and the rooms are actually really nice looking.

I don't know why I'm posting this.

I wish I had friends I could live with

They all have children and shit.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

You could pretend to be one of their children.


They might not notice.

[Retardobot]

JEWTH, I WANT JEWTH!

[Codex]

If any of you chch cool kids want to catch up, i've got this week and 2 more off of work.

Also

Lawyers are going to rip me a new one it seems

[Xsannz]

JEWTH, I WANT JEWTH!

Fine but in your sippy cup and only in the kitchen..  You spill everywhere....

And i think its time for that adult diaper change...

[Xsannz]

If any of you chch cool kids want to catch up, i've got this week and 2 more off of work.

Also
Lawyers are going to rip me a new one it seems

Do tell?

[The Demon Lord]

If any of you chch cool kids want to catch up, i've got this week and 2 more off of work.

Also

Lawyers are going to rip me a new one it seems

Thats okay- let us know the time and place and we will make sure that several fat hairy men run passed said lawyers naked.

Although we will charge extra for directed penis flopping at one or more parties.

[Xsannz]

Ill charge less for tea bagging...

[The Demon Lord]

Ill charge less for tea bagging...

but if you buy now, you can get the penisflopping teabag combo for the ultra low price of $9.99

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

but if you buy now, you can get the penisflopping teabag combo for the ultra low price of $9.99

Can I get two for the price of one?

[Speakman]

If any of you chch cool kids want to catch up, i've got this week and 2 more off of work.

Also

Lawyers are going to rip me a new one it seems

Dood, thats no good man.


I'd be keen for a couple on Sat afternoon

[Bounty Hunter]

I can do after easter.

Then I only have 3 weeks till my next university ass raping.

[Growler]

she wants half?

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Is it beer o'clock yet?


It is where I am.

[Kopfjaeger]

Yes it is and thats not going to help me configuring bloody switches tonight

[Growler]

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 Bye, Elnyre

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