Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Pyromanik]

Ouch.

Happy Birthday Simon.

[mycoolcar]

Bugger.

After 21 birthdays kinda don't mean shit, but parents should always make a deal about it.

[Xenolightning]

Bugger.

After 21 birthdays kinda don't mean shit, but parents should always make a deal about it.

Well at least you've got 9 more birthdays before that happens.

[Pyromanik]

I am 21-9 and what is this?

[Obble]

Bugger.

After 21 birthdays kinda don't mean shit, but parents should always make a deal about it.

That's what i thought.

I went to the hangar last night, went home with some ex-pat palmy girl, I REGRET NOTHING.

Sober me does a little bit though, but we'll keep him locked away.

[Retardobot]

I'm guessing I was the focus of your conversation.

"Oh, I know a guy from Palmerston North".

You got your dick wet because of me.

You're welcome.

[Bounty Hunter]

I'm guessing I was the focus of your conversation.

"Oh, I know a guy from Palmerston North".

You got your dick wet because of me.

You're welcome.

dude...that's your mum....

[Obble]

I'm guessing I was the focus of your conversation.

"Oh, I know a guy from Palmerston North".

You got your dick wet because of me.

You're welcome.

More like, about how amazing her cat is, and all this shit about said cat.

Looked like any other cat to me though.

Pancakes were good though.

[Codex]

I'm guessing I was the focus of your conversation.

"Oh, I know a guy from Palmerston North".

You got your dick wet because of me.

You're welcome.

How is washing your dick/personal hygiene rare enough that it's an achievement?

[Xsannz]

How is washing your dick/personal hygiene rare enough that it's an achievement?

Achievment unlocked, Pancakes and Dick Shrooms.

[Zarkov]

That feel when you visit your parents to drop something off for them, and they don't even acknowledge your birthday.

Right in the feels.

 

There's a simple explanation.

They don't love you anymore.

[Obble]

Implying they ever did.

[Pyromanik]

More like, about how amazing her cat is, and all this shit about said cat.

Looked like any other cat to me though.

Pancakes were good though.

Living the bogan dream :>

[Obble]

It's ok, part of me wants to leave it, but i don't know how to.

[Pyromanik]

[Obble]

The woman on the right is a "real" woman, not fat, you are so rude and insensitive omg.

[Retardobot]

I wouldn't say no.

[winter]

She's sunburnt to shit.

[Retardobot]

She's sunburnt to shit.

Elbows too pointy etc.

[Obble]

All i saw were boobs.

Tiwa posts a lot less since Xsannaznzzz told him off, its pretty cool.

[Retardobot]

I remember going home with a girl once after a party in Fielding.

Nice chick, great rack, lips full of piercings. We started off by playing Destiny Warriors 7. I was hammered beyond repair from too much top shelf Tui. Then we hung out in her room while she showed me some of her cosplay costumes. I was making frequent trips to the bathroom to expel the demons from my stomach.

About 30 mins into our sweet date, I get kicked out of her room via the window because her mum came home.

[Obble]

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha.

Some girls mum offered me condoms once, they were too small, i told her.

dat face. :<

[Pyromanik]

The woman on the right is a "real" woman, not fat, you are so rude and insensitive omg.

Such a discriminating thing to say, REAL women come in ALL shapes and sizes. Stop using it as an excuse to be fat, fatty.

BITCHES BE CRAZY.




As a side note/continuation I also find it a bit hypocritical that women who say such a thing then also turn around and go "oh she needs a cheese burger" or "those are fake", etc.
DEAL WITH IT.

[Retardobot]

This just in - women are whores and want dicks bigger than 95% of what is available.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/love-sex/8526330/Sorry-lads-size-really-does-matter

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

This just in - women are whores and want dicks bigger than 95% of what is available.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/love-sex/8526330/Sorry-lads-size-really-does-matter

Good thing we all don't walk around with our dicks hanging out. And instead women have to judge us on our body build and facial looks.

They don't get to see the package dimensions until they sign for it.