Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Obble]

JERSEY SHORE IS NOT COSPLAY@@222

[nick247]

cosplay is only cool on sexy asian girls

[Goldo]

Michael fucking Cera.

[Growler]

Stunning weekend away in akaroa.

[Retardobot]

Shitty weekend.

No internet, no phone and having to prepare for an interview this afternoon.

I'm a nervous wreck.

[Growler]

Have a wank!

You'll be fine mate, confidence, you know you are fucking awesome for the job!

[Obble]

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Goldo]

Shitty weekend.

No internet, no phone and having to prepare for an interview this afternoon.

I'm a nervous wreck.

You are the man for this! You have the skills, you got the powa!

P.S. I'm with Growler, either a tug or a good luck BJ works wonders.

[Speakman]

Shitty weekend.

No internet, no phone and having to prepare for an interview this afternoon.

I'm a nervous wreck.

Best of luck dude, i'm sure you'll knock the shit out of it

[ChineseKiwi]

Damn life and it's big decisions....

Implications include me being out of Chch this time next year and in some small town / NZRAF air base in NZ (unknown atm) for dream job purposes.
If it means selling stuff / little bit of debt to achieve that, I will do that. Wanna guess what that dream job is?
Clue: Not audio based.

[mattnz]

That's nice dear

[ChineseKiwi]

That's nice dear

back to your knitting.

[Retardobot]

Sucking cock for cash.

Those fly boys need blow jobs to keep morale up.

[Spigalau]

There's nothing wrong with Knitting, especially when you can reuse the needles as kebab sticks.

[camy205]

Shitty weekend.

No internet, no phone and having to prepare for an interview this afternoon.

I'm a nervous wreck.

You can do this!
You have the technology - wait you don't. Best of luck though

[Speakman]

good luck joining the NZRAF


its RNZAF, you failed the first test

[ChineseKiwi]

good luck joining the NZRAF


its RNZAF, you failed the first test

If I get in etc.. (it's a process), I technically won't be working for the NZRAF

[Spigalau]

J10 polisher @ Ohakea ?

[Codex]

NZ air force? What do we fly? Paper planes?

It's like the nz navy ad with the 2 or 3 ships sailing off in the distance

THAT IS THE NZ NAVY

[Ngati_Grim]

NZ air force? What do we fly? Paper planes?

...with recordings of Spitfires for realism. This is where CK comes in. He has been subcontracted to attend to the aural quality of said recordings and ensure they are in the correct FLAC v.1.1 mono format with both high-end and low-end frequency tweaks to boost the mid-range so that when Pilot A throws his dart off the ATC balcony the doppler is attenuated to achieve more than basic modular parameterisations as the tape goes through the loop. This, combined with the bromide and fluoride in the water, leads to an almost surreally authentic experience.

An added bonus is that the hours are from 3:30 a.m. until 4:30 a.m., thus giving CK and advantage over mere mortals who work daylight hours and are home and asleep before he rises from under his duvet made from the packing from various audio devices lovingly glued together by CK himself, using his 'special glue' reserved just for audio wankfests. Pulling the stuffing from his ears, he slowly gathers himself together, donning 'flightsuit 10', the mark of the supreme airforce audiologist. This suit gives him pass to all the restricted areas, including the Officers Latrines (a.k.a. 'Cottagers' Glory Hole), which, after a visit is instantly known as the 'Officers' Mess', as well as to the top secret wave manipulation facility where the bouncing bombs were researched during world War Two, but now if just a repository for used tissue boxes and sheets of A4 for making the paper planes.

" Bro, do you want a hand with that?" is the familiar cry, as hopeful volunteers survey the comings and goings.

NZRAF: New Zealand RentBoys and Fuckers.

[trololololo]

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids

[Ngati_Grim]

Actually, it's more of a National Socialist plot, but meh....

[desertergreg]

uh huh uh huh indeed.

[Codex]

I did that once

[Spigalau]

NZ air force? What do we fly? Paper planes?

It's like the nz navy ad with the 2 or 3 ships sailing off in the distance

THAT IS THE NZ NAVY

Actually you would be very surprised at how many ships the Navy has right now.

http://www.navy.mil.nz/visit-the-fleet/

At the recent open day had a good look around Wellington & Pukaki, out of the 2, I would rather be at see on the Pukaki, just seemed a lot more comfortable. Might have been the BBQ that was strapped to the back deck next to the BBQ table that made it feel more homely.