Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Pyromanik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C5nE4UqqLk - you should consider having sex with a bearded man

That awkward moment when you realise you sent this video to a client rather than the person across the desk from you.

[Obble]

I regret nothing

No regrets.

No problems.

[Retardobot]

>work in an office of all women.
>be an adult.
>assume you work with other adults.
>drink coffee once in a blue moon other adults buy, from office kitchen.
>notice coffee has been hidden.
>boss is embarrassed.
>tells me other office members are hiding coffee from me.
>they don't like the one coffee I have roughly every 2 weeks.
>boss had been asked to talk to me about it.
>areyoukidding.jpg
>boss finds coffee hidden with sticker saying "private, do not touch".
>buy new, expensive coffee for work mates to apologise for the gallons upon gallons of coffee I must have consumed along with chocolate and new coffee jar.
>get told it was their coffee and I shouldn't have been drinking it when I present them with gifts of reimbursement.
>get no thank you, no smile.
>be thankful boss is awesome.

[Obble]

Thats pretty shitty, although women, something about them and coffee, they go full retard.

The women at work today were being annoying, all i said was " All women shall only speak when spoken to from now on."

I'm glad they get my sense of humour.

[Retardobot]

The fact they don't want me to drink their coffee is fine, regardless of the minuscule amount I actually drink.

What bothers me is that they were all too piss-cowardly to approach me and simply ask "Rii, if you want to drink the coffee, would you mind contributing?"

Instead they whined to the boss and asked her to talk to me. Apparently I'm not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen that hasn't been purchased by work (things like salt, bread, milk, coffee and the hundreds of jars of various spreads, seasonings etc).

Kinda sucks because if they complained about something so simple and easily resolved they no doubt bitch about a thousand other irrelevant BS.

Goodbye workplace camaraderie.

[deadmeatwalking]

The fact they don't want me to drink their coffee is fine, regardless of the minuscule amount I actually drink.

What bothers me is that they were all too piss-cowardly to approach me and simply ask "Rii, if you want to drink the coffee, would you mind contributing?"

Instead they whined to the boss and asked her to talk to me. Apparently I'm not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen that hasn't been purchased by work (things like salt, bread, milk, coffee and the hundreds of jars of various spreads, seasonings etc).

Kinda sucks because if they complained about something so simple and easily resolved they no doubt bitch about a thousand other irrelevant BS.

Goodbye workplace camaraderie.

buy tampons .. put in convenient place add habanero chilli paste to tampons.... sit back and lols at reaction

[Obble]

You're obviously too alpha beard to be approached.

[Pitchey]

You're obviously too alpha beard to be approached.

Indeed, prolly worried that they'd get knocked up by just talking to you.

[Retardobot]

Haha, <3 you guys.

[deadmeatwalking]

haha go to work with condom on so said manly man beard and then say ... in the bum no babys! boooyha bitchs!

[Pyromanik]

Wimminz in the office. So many places, so many powertrips/games. So glad mine has cool chicks.

Just be glad Rii, if you'd asked she probably would have felt sociatal pressure to say yes, then gone home and harped on for about 2 hours or more about this self absorbed selfish arsehole at work who uses all her coffee and doesn't contribute but she has to say yes or else she'll seem like a bitch and if only this person would wake up and get their own coffee, but they don't because they're such a leach on society and office politics and "omg you wouldn't believe what that bitch mary said to me today when we went out for lunch and I offered to get her some and she said no thanks but I thought it was kinda snarky even though she used polite words and I stressed the fuck out about it all afternoon and I do all the work there these other people just steal my sunshine I'm so seriously underappreciated and I should get a payrise but the boss is incompetent but at least she finally dealed with the coffee thief but only after I had to remind her to do it after it happened at least 50 times."

Even though you only had some once or twice.


TL;DR, bitches take themselves way too seriously.

[Bell]

I've spent %1 of my work life dealing with female workmates, being a programmer is like working in the 1950's

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

I've spent %1 of my work life dealing with female workmates, being a programmer is like working in the 1950's

I'm a programmer, half the people at our workplace are female.

[The Demon Lord]

Passive Aggressiveness and Office Politics


And women that complain I get paid more than them - I ask when they last asked the boss for a pay rise - they say that the boss should notice that they are working hard and give them a raise....

Gotta love it.

[Bell]

I'm a programmer, half the people at our workplace are female.

Maybe I should change that to game developer.
Really %50? that's pretty cool I haven't worked with a female programmer yet the tally is probably M:F - 50:0

[Retardobot]

Tis all a bit silly.

But alas, look at my wares: http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Listings.aspx?searchtype=SELLER&member=261539

[Pitchey]

lol, I've had a few female bosses, one in particular was a pain in the ass, seemed to think she had to be a dragon to get anything done.

Another, my last female boss was great, would happily work for her again.

It's just how you come across as a person?

[Retardobot]

Not worth discussing any further, I was just having a whinge

[Pyromanik]

Buy an espresso machine, plonk it in the office and then put a post-it note on it: "Private, do not touch".
Have clearly more beans than you will drink before they go stale stocked in it.



That or the same post-it note thing only with your crotch instead of an espresso machine.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Tis all a bit silly.

But alas, look at my wares: http://www.trademe.co.nz/Members/Listings.aspx?searchtype=SELLER&member=261539

The Swan Princess!

[Retardobot]

The Swan Princess!

Great movie.

[private_hell]

Buy an espresso machine, plonk it in the office and then put a post-it note on it: "Private, do not touch".
Have clearly more beans than you will drink before they go stale stocked in it.



That or the same post-it note thing only with your crotch instead of an espresso machine.

buy a coffee grinder and just grind your coffee beans at work - dont drink the coffee at work - just grind the beans at work

[Pyromanik]

just grind the beans at work

Every quarter hour.

[Obble]

[Confession bear] I listen to the women at work talk about being fat/getting fatter all week, and on a friday i either buy a chocolate cream log, or eclairs for them. They think i'm just being nice. [/Confession bear]

[Bounty Hunter]

[Confession bear] I listen to the women at work talk about being fat/getting fatter all week, and on a friday i either buy a chocolate cream log, or eclairs for them. They think i'm just being nice. [/Confession bear]

I use to hide in my department in retail and place internal calls to the copy center to keep the fat bitch in there on her feet.

Right when ass is about to hit chair the phone would ring, right when hand was about to pick up phone, ring would stop.

This could go on for quite a few iterations, she loved to hear from management about what a great job she was doing pressing the copy button all day so wouldn't consider not answering just in case it's management.

Every time she lost 3kg she'd bring in like a tonne of food for everybody