Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Bounty Hunter]

[Confession bear] I listen to the women at work talk about being fat/getting fatter all week, and on a friday i either buy a chocolate cream log, or eclairs for them. They think i'm just being nice. [/Confession bear]

I use to hide in my department in retail and place internal calls to the copy center to keep the fat bitch in there on her feet.

Right when ass is about to hit chair the phone would ring, right when hand was about to pick up phone, ring would stop.

This could go on for quite a few iterations, she loved to hear from management about what a great job she was doing pressing the copy button all day so wouldn't consider not answering just in case it's management.

Every time she lost 3kg she'd bring in like a tonne of food for everybody

[Bell]

You have such a selfless concern for others well being bounty.

[Obble]

I sent Retardo's C.V to Amy's Baking Company.

No need to thank me m8s.

[Retardobot]

Obbles' my career adviser.

[Codex]

Does he advise you to stay home all day and earn the tax dollar?

[Kopfjaeger]

hmmmm incoming boss being interviewed next week, i'm feeling a dsturbance in the force

[Emrico1]

Make him your bitch

[Kopfjaeger]

don't i need a beard first ?

[Obble]

Does he advise you to stay home all day and earn the tax dollar?

Says the guy that is paid by my tax.

[Obble]

HB BOUNTY HUNTER FELLOW FEMALE WORKPLACE PUNISHERS.

[The Demon Lord]

don't i need a beard first ?

Everyone needs a beard first

[Retardobot]

New political party.

Beard First.

[Bounty Hunter]

HB BOUNTY HUNTER FELLOW FEMALE WORKPLACE PUNISHERS.

fanx!

I signed up to reddit today too, so my cakeday is on my birthday!

[Speakman]

New political party.

Beard First.

Count me in

[The Demon Lord]

New political party.

Beard First.

I would vote for that party - you can usually trust a guy with a beard.

[Retardobot]

Alright, so far for the Beard First caucus we have:

RetardoBot.
Speakman.
The Demon Lord.

[deadmeatwalking]

Alright, so far for the Beard First caucus we have:

RetardoBot.
Speakman.
The Demon Lord.

Ha fuck it count me in

[PrinceTuiTeka]

Count me in for any bearded activities.

[Pitchey]

The follicles are strong with this one!

[AvatarFACE]

I have a beard/long stubble most of the time, count me in.

[Obble]

Only office workers who want to be manly men have beards. Real men know they can get caught in machines, and are annoying in the everyday work place.

[deadmeatwalking]

Only office workers who want to be manly men have beards. Real men know they can get caught in machines, and are annoying in the everyday work place.

oic

[Bounty Hunter]

Only office workers who want to be manly men have beards. Real men know they can get caught in machines, and are annoying in the everyday work place.

Short trimmed keeps ya warm when the shop is cold in winter....

[Obble]

I don't feel the cold though ;(

AND IT NEVER GETS COLD IN AUCKLAND, HURR.

[Retardobot]

It's raining in Palmy.

It's really fucking me off. It's been doing this stupid pissy drizzle all day. Non-committal rain that's just strong enough to prevent me from biking to the gym.