Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Growler]

Sweeeet. Sounds good man!

HIGH FIVE!

[Codex]

Sweeeet. Sounds good man!

HIGH FIVE!

:3

So we'll see if it's a thing I guess

I hope so o__o

[zolteg]

Since meeting someone on Thursday, was with them Fri, Sun, and last night. Seeing again today o____o

Cellmate?  Or are you in one of those four bed hospital rooms having caught a nasty disease....

[Pyromanik]

Congratulations Growler & Codex.
I hope your new life together without council scrutiny is everything you dreamed of.

[Growler]

Im the train and hes the tunnel.

[Speakman]

Heard there were two train crashes last night

Spoiler :

And one more this moring

[Pyromanik]

This post brought to you by the letter: Irony.


Oh god, just got wind that Tatu are going to make a performance at the olympic opening...

Irony is getting a group that would have been put in jail under current law when they were famous to perform ('lesbianism').






And wholey fucking shit, irony is trying to get a cave man to impove the internal combustion engine.


Westpac Global App Challenge - UK

DAFUQ.
Bank system SO SO SO SO SO shit here I find it hard to believe anyone would have the mental capacity* to improve an already VASTLY superior system from a foreign country, which they're likely to know shit all about.

*For lack of imagination, sticking to 'tradition' or some such other bullshit nonsense. It's the only reason I can think that the system is so shoot itself in the foot retarded over here.
eg. I'm not allowed to open an account if I'm unemployed, because (get this) "There's no point."
I don't think I've ever heard such retarded logic in my life.

I need to prove I have an income before I can open an account.
HOW TO GET PAID WHEN NO BANK TO PAY INTO.
I have savings. That doesn't matter.
HOW TO GET TO INTERVIEW WHEN CANNOT PAY FOR TRANSPORT.
Lucky as fuck I have a debit card with me.

[Growler]

Moving into a new building, can throw a stone at SNAP, can't get fibre!!!

WTF!

Speakman I expect you to run a cable for me!

[Speakman]

Will throw a stone at your face in a minute

[Growler]

I was all excited, yeah gonna get fibre... super fast midget pron for me!

DENIED!

COMPUTER SAYS NO!

[Speakman]

PM address etc. New business location, or temp living house thingy?

[Retardobot]

Hah Pyro.

EVERY one I know who moves to England from here drops a rage-burst limit-break over the shitty banking system and never ending meetings + documents you have to show just to open a basic, non-investment account.

[Pyromanik]

Yeh, banking is shit, telephones are shit (mobile, actually worse than NZ service wise), buracracy is rife everywhere.

But generally it's pretty cool over here (dat pun!). Beer is cheap. And there are trains.

[trololololo]

Yeh, banking is shit, telephones are shit (mobile, actually worse than NZ service wise), buracracy is rife everywhere.

But generally it's pretty cool over here (dat pun!). Beer is cheap. And there are trains.

your in blighty arn't you, how long for?

[Arnifix]

Shitty banking system compared to Britain? They trolling you son...

EDIT: Misread the post, yes British banking is weird as fuck. Just try different banks, they will eventually let you open an account.

[Codex]

Damn, maybe not a thing after all >___> curses

[Arnifix]

lol idek what it is >___> kinda? Getting tea (Much to arni's disgust because he's not kawaii as fuck) then going somewhere we haven't decided yet

Fucking vile weeaboo bullshit (hope it went well broseph)

[Pyromanik]

guts brodex.

trolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
I don't know where that is, but maybe yes, 2 years.

[trololololo]

guts brodex.

trolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
I don't know where that is, but maybe yes, 2 years.

blighty = england, im planning to go back to england in 2015 for a holiday (and scotland for some more whisky)

[Lias]

Damn, maybe not a thing after all >___> curses

It's okay, you can come crawling back to me now..

[Pyromanik]

blighty = england, im planning to go back to england in 2015 for a holiday (and scotland for some more whisky)

Maybe you'll need a stamp to get to Scotland from England by then! xD

[trololololo]

perhaps, but i don't think that will stop me in the hunt for whisky

[Retardobot]

Sorry Codex

[Pyromanik]

perhaps, but i don't think that will stop me in the hunt for whisky

Indeed. Lest ye be relegated to Whiskey.

[trololololo]

I'll leave the whiskey to speakman