Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Codex]

Don't complain about high rates till you move to Auckland.

You also earn more on average in Auckland lol, probably not in scaling ways to rates vs rates but still more. Although when I move it won't be to anywhere in NZ because fuuuuuck this place hah

[Pyromanik]

Fuck all the places tbh. NZ best country in the world.

[Pyromanik]

Well, English speaking at least I guess.

[Xsannz]

i tend to agree with Chodsex here.

Canada FTW or for non english i would go Sweden / Netherlands or my vote Switzerland

[Codex]

In order of preference for me:
Japan (Learning Japanese too )
USA
Canada
Sweden
Malaysia
Suicide
NZ

[Pyromanik]

Dat grass.

Although... Japan... was always one of my drawcards when I was younger too.
I totally fucked that plan up though :<

And Sweden, super high living costs, but seems like a cool place (DAT PUN!)

[Codex]

How so?

[Pyromanik]

Greener on the other side.




Or did you mean another part?

[Codex]

How did you fuck up the plan

[Growler]

what's the plan stan?

[Xsannz]

what's the plan stan?

??

http://www.whatstheplanstan.govt.nz

i am thinking his plan fits under

http://www.whatstheplanstan.govt.nz/non-natural.html

[Craigor]

Why don't we all just bat for the same team, we all like the same things, all drink, all like bacon, we just gotta start liking the cock, I love my own cock so it shouldn't be hard to maybe share that love to another!

In addition, you could just have a standard sexless marriage, and then it's not even an issue

[Codex]

^sounds like a hell on earth

I also failed at running away from the devil magic woman

[Retardobot]

i iz going bak 2 da orklundz dis weekend

chur

[Kopfjaeger]

right got the jungle cleared out of the gutters and the jet ski fueled up, bring on the monsoon !

[Growler]

So Sunday is starting to look pretty fucking bad, if Lusi keeps going as predicted it's going to hit Canterbury and areas as a TC cat 2.

CAT 2
Sustaned Gusts 48-63 kt (89-117 km/h)
Gusts 68-89 kt (125-164 km/h)

Add that with the real chance of 40-80mm of rain in 12hours and it's going to be a horrible fucking day.

The weather nerds on their respective forums are all on edge about how bad it could be here, will post more as it gets nearer.

[Speakman]

Yeah, is shaping up to be pretty intense. Estimates that I've seen indicate more rain than when it flooded last week, but in 12 hours instead of 36. Gonna be fun...

[AvatarFACE]

Glad I've stopped working weekends, and I'm not living in a low lying or flood prone area.
Sunday will be interesting, though most of the time when we have severe storm warnings they suddenly decrease in strength just before they get here so fingers crossed.

[Codex]

Fuck

30 minutes late to work

woke up an hour late

that moment when you wake up and know it's too bright outside to be the time you think it needs to be

[Codex]

Also does anyone need a queen sized mattress, or a stereo, or a tv cabinet

[Retardobot]

Dang.

No Auckland tripz.

Next weekend mebbe.

[Codex]

y u no orcrand

[Speakman]

Fucked up the flip of my omelet, so scrambled eggs with meat cheese and veges it is


Note to self: get smaller pan

[Growler]

fold your omnomnomlet then you won't fuck it up!

[Arseynimz]

Kids stayed over, and dropped them to school for the first time since split with ex-wife. Was awesome.

Rule 32 right?