Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[nick247]

Btw, I'm booked to come back to NZ on the 23rd. Going to buy a van in Aucks and drive back to Gisborne!
Fuck yeah, NZ here I come.

Will alert the schools in the area

[Obble]

Amazing day in Wellington today

Spent most of it walking around handing in CVs to shops. Anyone know of jobs in Wellington?

It seems all retail places want someone with retail experience but how do you get experience if no place will hire you without having experience?

Know somebody who applied for a retail job on seek, advertisement said ' experience not required', they got an email saying they were looking for someone who was more experienced than they were to fill the role( they had 4yrs exp)

WHAT THE FUCK.

tl;dr, become a hooker.

[Growler]

tl;dr, become a hooker.

But stay away from the rivers!

[Nostargate]

Maybe door to door bacon salesman.

[Emrico1]

Btw, I'm booked to come back to NZ on the 23rd. Going to buy a van in Aucks and drive back to Gisborne!
Fuck yeah, NZ here I come.

Will alert the schools in the area

lol

Amazing day in Wellington today

Spent most of it walking around handing in CVs to shops. Anyone know of jobs in Wellington?

It seems all retail places want someone with retail experience but how do you get experience if no place will hire you without having experience?

It's bullshit eh, guess you have to know someone who will give you a go first...

[toofast]

Amazing day in Wellington today

Spent most of it walking around handing in CVs to shops. Anyone know of jobs in Wellington?

It seems all retail places want someone with retail experience but how do you get experience if no place will hire you without having experience?

Just lie, and say you have experience. All you need to do is lie enough to get an interview, then from there, if you are the best person for the job, you will get hired.

[Emrico1]

Good idea^
Most of the time you will be given cash register training, eftpos is easy as... Looking busy is an artform however.
I've done quite a bit of retail tbh, just be all outgoing and friendly with closing the sale in mind.

[Virus.]

Good to hear you're finally coming back Emrico.

[mattnz]

[nick247]

Nice Matt, so you found the guy who did that to you?

[mattnz]

Yes. We made sweet, sweet love on my Pikachu bedspread.

[Goldo]

Yes. We made sweet, sweet love on my Pikachu bedspread.

Poor Pikachu, RIP

[420fairy]

Amazing day in Wellington today

Spent most of it walking around handing in CVs to shops. Anyone know of jobs in Wellington?

It seems all retail places want someone with retail experience but how do you get experience if no place will hire you without having experience?

check your inbox matey

my wee one turned 7 yesterday i burnt 3 bday cakes and 3 sets of cupcakes, finally sucummbed to sausy rolls, fairy breads and bakery cakes for the class morning tea shout, got home cranked out the mackin feed with 2 UNBURNT! cakes lol. We bought her a samsung 12.1 meg pixel digi cam for her bday, shes into photography and we figured this would be a great way to get her hobby into action. Will be calling on you photographer pros for tips soon!

[bitchimom]

teehee my oldest 'wee one' is 17... she makes the cupcakes now and they're awesome lol



well done for making it thru 7 years Fairy... only 11 to go  

[420fairy]

bahaha thats what we said to AnnMarie yesterday! 11 years and counting till I can kick her ass out the house lol.

my cupcakes did not look like that at all!!

[Growler]

Im still waiting to try bacon cookies!

[Retardobot]

Im still waiting to try bacon cookies!

This is better:



http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/bacon-flavored-soda-sizzles-onto-shelves/19697827?test=latestnews

[Growler]

Sweet Jeeeeebus!

I MUST GET SOME!

[Goldo]

Im still waiting to try bacon cookies!

This is better:



http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/article/bacon-flavored-soda-sizzles-onto-shelves/19697827?test=latestnews

My heart skipped three beats and I got a boner.

[SteddieEddie]

bahaha thats what we said to AnnMarie yesterday! 11 years and counting till I can kick her ass out the house lol.

my cupcakes did not look like that at all!!

15, get them their drivers license, 17 get them an old caravan and make them live in there, 18 get them to tow the caravan off the property

[Anaraith]

Woke up, throat hurts, try talk, break into coughing fit. I am sad. Going beach to fix sickness.

[bitchimom]

Im still waiting to try bacon cookies!

one day my son... one day...
(bit late for your 21st tho lol!!)

[Speakman]

they were so so good

[mattnz]

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[Pyromanik]

oh man... I should NOT have drunken that much last night.