Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Pyromanik]

Yeah, obviously they should have made the cable more inaccessible to wooden door farmers. Like had the minimum required 7 layers of protection even. GOSH.

[Retardobot]

Talk to chick.
Say I'm in town to have coffee.
Chick says she would have liked to join me.
Ask out for coffee, she says yes.
Chick then fronts up with "I'm seeing someone".

Rage face.

[swindle]

Talk to chick.
Say I'm in town to have coffee.
Chick says she would have liked to join me.
Ask out for coffee, she says yes.
Chick then fronts up with "I'm seeing someone".

Rage face.

Women, bro.

Women.

[Zarkov]

Retardo.

Can't be arsed having coffee with women who aren't free to marry him.

[Retardobot]

Who said I wasn't going?

[Pyromanik]

Did you go?


'Coz as we all know, "I'm seeing someone" don't mean shit.

my 2 cents - at my last job most of the female reps once they started making good money got fake boobs in to boost their confidence and look good.
i had the pleasure (yes it was) to have 3 of them line up in the bathroom to decide who had the most natural looking and feeling set. Found the one that was HUUUUGE felt really awkward and looked wrong, the other one looked like she had Tori spellings tit doctor. That was a highlight of such a shit job.

This post made me SO pretend mad, I just don't even.

lol girls aye!!!

Nah, mostly 'coz you didn't finish the story.

You said three, you only described two. Nor did you mention what the outcome of the judging was -.-

Did enjoy highlightbeams pun though.

[420fairy]

Did you go?


'Coz as we all know, "I'm seeing someone" don't mean shit.

my 2 cents - at my last job most of the female reps once they started making good money got fake boobs in to boost their confidence and look good.
i had the pleasure (yes it was) to have 3 of them line up in the bathroom to decide who had the most natural looking and feeling set. Found the one that was HUUUUGE felt really awkward and looked wrong, the other one looked like she had Tori spellings tit doctor. That was a highlight of such a shit job.

This post made me SO pretend mad, I just don't even.

lol girls aye!!!

Nah, mostly 'coz you didn't finish the story.

You said three, you only described two. Nor did you mention what the outcome of the judging was -.-

Did enjoy highlightbeams pun though.

the winner was a 14D most natural looking naturally shaped. The others were too whacky looking or just way too big for the person's frame

[Pyromanik]

So no nipples like they looked like tuning dials on the top of an old radio set? xD

[Retardobot]

Did a girl once with great big honking tits but tiny, flat nipples.

Queue kitten going in for a feed trying to find a nipple.

[Pyromanik]

What is the moral of this story? IDGI. You're a pussy?



xD

[Xsannz]

Queue kitten going in for a feed trying to find a nipple.

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[420fairy]

+1000000 xsannz nice one!!

[Bounty Hunter]

Urgh, 2nd exam in the morning, blow my fuckin' brains out this opengl 4 shit is dry.

[Pyromanik]

DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF

[Retardobot]

Pretty productive weekend.

Got an Xbox One and a girlfriend.

[Xsannz]

Pretty productive weekend.

Got an Xbox One and a girlfriend.

which one fits this video?

[Retardobot]

1. Watsky is fucking amazing.
2. I'm not sure if you're insinuating that the girl I am seeing is 'sloppy seconds'.

Choose your next words carefully.

[Speakman]

Nar Rii, he's calling her a cardboard castle.


Either that or he's making absolutely no sense again

[Lias]

I think xsannz is saying no matter how much Rii whores himself out, xsannz will always love him, and swallow his sloppy seconds.

[420fairy]

Pretty productive weekend.

Got an Xbox One and a girlfriend.

nice acquisition well done Rii i hope she plays games

[Xsannz]

I think xsannz is saying no matter how much Rii whores himself out, xsannz will always love him, and swallow his sloppy seconds.

this exactly what i was going for, that and I will always play xbox with you RII, ill be your sloppy seconds when it comes to controller sharing.

[Pyromanik]

I just don't even.

[Xsannz]

I just don't even.

Don't Even?  Sloppy seconds Even?

[Pyromanik]

Love it.
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/video/2014/oct/15/john-lydon-russell-brand-revolution-video

[Retardobot]

I don't think John Lydon knows who Russell Brand is.

What a knob.

Brand attends rally's to help causes.
Lydon's repetitive stance of "if you don't do anything to change society, you'll be forgotten" This is what Brand's entire fucking movement is about. Changing society. And what appears to be a shear display of pure ignorance, a word that Lydon likes to use to describe Brand, is that he uses it while talking about a book that brand wrote called REVOLUTION.

Mind boggling.