Quote from 420fairy: March 10, 2015, 01:56:35 pmthats right no one whispers sweet nothings into my vijayjay like the mighty Valv Whisper? I'd have thought he'd have to scream, that things huge and echoy :-P
thats right no one whispers sweet nothings into my vijayjay like the mighty Valv
I took one of those dumps earlier today where you feel your entire gut deflate after you've dropped the hammer.So satisfying.
a New rectum made
Thank yourself lucky you can use your anus to poo. I have to go in a bag.. Its never going to get fun.
Also I feel I need a custom title. something along the lines of ZUUUNE
Quote from Valvanite: March 10, 2015, 01:54:35 pmQuote from gag_reflex: March 10, 2015, 10:11:57 amShit..I thought everybody in here was dead. Especially Valvinite.No not dead. Just doing other stuff. Turns out I'm. Pretty good at weightlifting. So that's taken up a bit of time. Oh and living in Queenstown a few years back had me working everyday and night and playing lots of borderlands 2. But I'm gaming a little more Now. And me and fairy still chat oftenthats right no one whispers sweet nothings into my vijayjay like the mighty Valv
Quote from gag_reflex: March 10, 2015, 10:11:57 amShit..I thought everybody in here was dead. Especially Valvinite.No not dead. Just doing other stuff. Turns out I'm. Pretty good at weightlifting. So that's taken up a bit of time. Oh and living in Queenstown a few years back had me working everyday and night and playing lots of borderlands 2. But I'm gaming a little more Now. And me and fairy still chat often
Shit..I thought everybody in here was dead. Especially Valvinite.
Quote from 420fairy: March 10, 2015, 01:56:35 pmQuote from Valvanite: March 10, 2015, 01:54:35 pmQuote from gag_reflex: March 10, 2015, 10:11:57 amShit..I thought everybody in here was dead. Especially Valvinite.No not dead. Just doing other stuff. Turns out I'm. Pretty good at weightlifting. So that's taken up a bit of time. Oh and living in Queenstown a few years back had me working everyday and night and playing lots of borderlands 2. But I'm gaming a little more Now. And me and fairy still chat oftenthats right no one whispers sweet nothings into my vijayjay like the mighty Valv Does that make him Vulvanite?
Could be a useful way to defend yourself and there was nothing else around to throw.
About an hour ago I went for a dump. Having backed myself in, on my crutches, dropped the old shorts and grollies, I managed to lower myself onto the bog. Once finished, because of the plaster cast, the easiest way is to pull the grollies and shorts up as far as possible before standing up. Not so I fear. I had not noticed that the elasticated waistband at the back of my shorts had caught under the front edge of the toilet seat.I had my right hand on the crutch, my very tender left foot on the floor and my left hand behind my ass on the bog seat. I rolled forward, building momentum and pushed with my right hand to stand upright. Halfway through the procedure the elastic in the shorts reached its elastic limit and stalled my forward motion. In my panic, I used my left hand to push against the wall. Having released my hand off the toilet seat, the elastic in my shorts propelled the seat directly into my bollocks, which in turn caused me to shift weight, the crutch in my right hand shot out from under me and I started falling backwards. In a last ditch effort so prevent even more pain, I tried grabbing the toilet seat with my left hand. It hit the seat, lost grip and plunged into the toilet – which as yet had not been flushed. The force of my hand plunging in splashed the contents up over my arm, shoulder, neck and face.The rest of my body gave in to gravity and I ended up landing my full weight on my now agonised left ankle. I was almost in tears, my left foot was killing me, my bollocks were throbbing and I had my left arm completely immersed in a bog full of piss and shit. My crutch had taken flight into the hall way and I had no means of support or aid to movement. I spent the next 10 agonising minutes trying to wash the shite of my hand and arm in fecken toilet water, waiting 2 minutes between flushes to fill the cistern to get a clean batch.It has taken about 30 minutes for me to get what I hope is clean and for the pain in my nuts to subside. Between my bollocks and my feet Nuromol just isn’t cutting it now. If I had a hash or heroin source I would be at the ATM right now.
So, does Chch have Lans still? Im having one soon at my place for a few close mates, but thought i'd ask as the last one I went to was many years ago in St martins church hall. Seemingly some more of are us are probably a bit older and have kids and bills...
Quote from 420fairy: March 10, 2015, 01:56:35 pmthats right no one whispers sweet nothings into my vijayjay like the mighty Valv Whisper? I'd have thought he'd have to scream, that things huge and echoy :-PWell she's a pretty big canyon down there. I think i have an ex who's still trying to find his way out.
If I go crazy than will you still call me Vulvanite!
