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[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11513691

A woman has been convicted of impersonating a man over two years to dupe her friend into having sex.

Gayle Newland, 25, disguised her appearance and voice as she demanded the other woman put on a blindfold when meeting up.

The pair had sex about 10 times until the complainant ripped off her mask and in disbelief saw Newland wearing a prosthetic penis.

Only 10 times?

[Craigor]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11513691

A woman has been convicted of impersonating a man over two years to dupe her friend into having sex.

Gayle Newland, 25, disguised her appearance and voice as she demanded the other woman put on a blindfold when meeting up.

The pair had sex about 10 times until the complainant ripped off her mask and in disbelief saw Newland wearing a prosthetic penis.

Only 10 times?

The complainant told the court: "Every time I met up with Kye Fortune I either had the mask on already or he would wait outside the door and I would put it on.

"The first time I agreed to meet this person and agreed to have sex with them, I thought it was a male"I told my my friends I was engaged to a guy. I told my work colleagues."

Engaged to someone you have never seen..The complainant needs to be charged with stupidity and "Drain on society" by the sounds of it.

[Pigdog]

Why the fuck would you have sex with somebody if you didn't know what he / she looked like?

[Lias]

Why the fuck would you have sex with somebody if you didn't know what he / she looked like?

Because any sex is better than no sex.

[Pigdog]

That sounds a tad rapey.

[Lias]

Fuglies need sweet loving too mate.

[Pigdog]

I've made a few bad decisions at parties...

[Lias]

Beer goggles are great :-P You might hate yourself in the morning, but hey you still got your end off.

[Pigdog]

It is truly amazing how your inhibitions dissipate after you get legless and not just about the ladies.
At a party a few weeks ago, myself and a couple of other party goers decided it was a great idea to climb a mountain that was about 500 meters away. 1 hour latter at the summit of the mountain (small mountain or a large hill) the damage was assessed. 5 out of the 13 made it. I broke my thumb again, two people passed out on the way, and a few people got lost. (we found them the next morning.) This was all due to the fact that one person said:
"Top of the mountain boys, that's where the party is at"

[Clin]

Attitude/Energy will always be more attractive than yellow hair and big tits.

[Pigdog]

I completely agree with you.

[The Demon Lord]

I have only one question on this - why was she not convicted of Rape, as opposed to Sexual Assault? Pretty sure Gaining consent by deception is considered Rape....

[Clin]

I'm not an apologist dude, but I have a hard time believing the victim in this story. No one is that dense.

[Clin]

I guess in this particular case I am an apologist but w/e

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Hey guys, I am an attractive female woman.

I would like to have sex with you, provided you wear a blindfold at all times, and don't touch me with your hands or anything like that.

Deal?

[Clin]

I would like to accept your offer of sex, attractive female woman. Please slide the blindfold under the door that I may honor your terms.

[Retardobot]

Well, that was a shit weekend.

Go to SPCA, adopt cat. SPCA say he is quiet and would love a quiet home as an indoor cat, sounds perfect.

Bring cat home - pisses everywhere for 48hrs straight and wont stop howling. Kept us up since Saturday. Turns out he wants to be outside - bad, like, climb the mesh security door bad. We have a tiny property, not ideal for outdoor animals, tiny front yard with no backyard. Can't handle him, take him back to SPCA.

Feels shit mang.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Maybe he just needed time to settle in.

If I had to live at your place I'd be howling and pissing everywhere as well.

[Retardobot]

He was marking the house due to the neighbour's cat.

Neighbour's cat wouldn't leave the back door and kept hounding him. They'd both square off on either side of the door with them both having a piss war.

[Clin]

Yeah, nah, that's not settling in. That's a damaged cat.

[Zarkov]

He needs a visit to the cat incinerator.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

He needs a visit to the cat incinerator.

Don't you mean the catcinerator?

[Lias]

He needs a visit to the cat incinerator.

Don't you mean the catcinerator?

You mean the 40 gallon drum in my back yard?

[Pyromanik]

Open back door. Let them go at it.





Not that I'd do that in your position either. But sometimes I just feel like cunts gotta be shown that they're cunts.

[Retardobot]

Open back door. Let them go at it.





Not that I'd do that in your position either. But sometimes I just feel like cunts gotta be shown that they're cunts.

Have had cats die from abscesses brought on by fights. Not the best idea but see where you're coming from.