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[Speakman]

yet another nice day. opened the front door to a wall of heat

[Growler]

yep 28° out there at the moment.

Was stunning down in sumner.

[Catalyst]

go out to ruapuna for a track day

get there and realize we forgot some overalls

drive back, get some overalls

arrive back at ruapuna, do one lap and the oil pump dies

fun fun

[Retardobot]

Codex, pick up the phone you dick. I'm calling IRD.

[Growler]

Fuck chdesex, get with it.... IRD are sooooooooooooooo fucking slack!!

[Retardobot]

I know, I've already been on hold for 1 minute.

I think I am being forced to listen to Kiri - worse than elevator music. I think I might die.

[Growler]

You've been warned Choborex..... Rii's death will be on your head!

[Growler]

I went on a trip, in a little rocketship, to buy Baconaise at a secret location. (St Martins New World)

I scoured the isles, myself with my wingman Harry, we searched and searched, pleaded for the Baconaise to give us a glimpse of its beauty.....

DENIED!

The Baconaise hunt shall resume another day at another location near you or me or by none of us!


I WILL FIND YOU BACONAISE!

[Retardobot]

Rii has dead.

[Ngati_Grim]

I WILL FIND YOU BACONAISE!

I found it:

http://www.mahalo.com/baconnaise

Baconnaise is a spreadable sandwich topping from J&D's, the makers of Bacon Salt. The topping is a blend of vegetarian, certified-kosher mayonnaise with the artificial flavor of bacon.

http://www.bukisa.com/articles/107117_8-things-i-bet-you-didnt-know-about-baconnaise

Baconnaisehas been certified as kosher by rabbis. That's right, Baconnaise is kosher. Who would of thought that, huh? Means there's not real bacon in this spread, but it sure tastes like it......Vegetarians can enjoy Baconnaise with feeling any guilt. That's right, no meat or fat is used to make Baconnaise. However, the ingredients list does include milk and eggs. Sorry, vegans.

Enjoy

[Speakman]

it tastes amazing though



taste trumps science





also, haha vegans. MEAT 4 LYF

[Growler]

Thats ok Mr Duck...... I can enjoy Bacon taste without the Bacon guilt

[Anaraith]

yep 28° out there at the moment.

Was stunning down in sumner.

I hate you, its all overcast and windy in Wellignton :/

[Ngati_Grim]

Thats ok Mr Duck...... I can enjoy Bacon taste without the Bacon guilt

Sort of like soy mince and soy bacon, huh?

[Growler]

nah.... that's just shit

[Dr Woomanchu]

Thats ok Mr Duck...... I can enjoy Bacon taste without the Bacon guilt

wtf is bacon guilt?? I have NEVER felt the slightest bit guilty about eating bacon.

[Growler]

I only feel guilty after having it for 45 days in a row, then, maybe then I will have 1 day off from bacon, then back on the horse

[Speakman]

I only feel guilty after having it for 45 days in a row, then, maybe then I will have 1 day off from bacon, then back on the pig

fixed

[Ngati_Grim]

Thats ok Mr Duck...... I can enjoy Bacon taste without the Bacon guilt

wtf is bacon guilt?? I have NEVER felt the slightest bit guilty about eating bacon.

No?

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

There is plenty of humane meat out there but it costs a bit more. It seems ethics have a price, or people just don't care, judging by the continued prevalence of these barbaric torture chambers

[Dr Woomanchu]

Thats ok Mr Duck...... I can enjoy Bacon taste without the Bacon guilt

wtf is bacon guilt?? I have NEVER felt the slightest bit guilty about eating bacon.

No?

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

There is plenty of humane meat out there but it costs a bit more. It seems ethics have a price, or people just don't care, judging by the continued prevalence of these barbaric torture chambers

All the bacon I buy is from non crated pigs, because that's what the butchers I frequent use. I have no guilt in that direction at all. BTW I don;t think its more expensive. If anything, its cheaper because "cheap" bacon is full of water.

[Dr Woomanchu]

BTW awesome story in sideswipe today

Peter writes: "I had a call last night from a man with an accent. He was from the 'International Microsoft Windows Help Desk' ... Apparently my computer is full of dangerous viruses. The kind man offered to help me solve this problem. I told him that would be great but I have a hearing problem. After 20 minutes of him shouting instructions at me he was starting to get a bit irritated. He then asked for my internet password. I spelled it out for him (EMMAFUGWET). I told him to yell it back to me three times which he did. The call then ended abruptly."

[Ngati_Grim]

Good stuff.Yet it seems a lot don't take that into account. How can they like wet bacon?
Don't get me wrong, I like meat, it has a hold on me and I play 'Devil's Advocate' quite often regarding the consumption of it. However, I don't like it enough to compromise myself, most of the time. Obviously alcohol dulls my ethics (some people it's money, some it's alcohol, some are Buddhists and put everyone to 'shame') and with Nurse as a vegetarian (obliging, she cooks a mean steak!) I walk a fine line.

I walk a fine line anyway.

[Ngati_Grim]

Epic I.P.A. & Epic Mayhem. Oh how I love thee!
Peroni Nastro Azzuro chasers. Oh life, why do you have to be so hard?

[Growler]

I always 'try' to buy happy meat, the wallet won't always allow it, but I do my best.

Apsley butcher in richmond is a free range butcher.

[Ngati_Grim]

Oh good...nice to know.
We need to post more about good meat deals from wholesome sources methinks!