Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Who_ate_my_rice]

"Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. "

aahhaahhahahahahahahhaah


ahah ok my face is goign to fall off if i read anymore of this crap ahahahah aahahah

[Spork]

Spider inside.

Spoiler :

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

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[Who_ate_my_rice]

the fuck dont photograph it. get rid of it!!! WILL JUMP ON YOUR FACE AND SUCK ON YORU BRAINS> THEN IT WILL HAVE ALL THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE PIES

[Spork]

It's not doing any harm.

Did you know that "Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm Mad?" ...Your mind = Blown.

Facebook education.

[Who_ate_my_rice]

wait dont all spiders in australia carry swords, then you be all like damn what the heck am i gonna do i aint got no hands!

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Spork]

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

What's wrong with this picture?

[Clin]

You are running the original Unix OS BSD and have been for forty years?

[desertergreg]

im still on whats wrong with the last picture.

dude there a thing on your wall.

i'd be more worried about the mind control it is working on you, or perhaps where and how to close the portal to hell that it presumably crawled out of.


still, nother reason to be glad i dont live in australia.

[Clin]

Lol Rice, is that a High Elf Sword?

[Spork]

im still on whats wrong with the last picture.

dude there a thing on your wall.

i'd be more worried about the mind control it is working on you, or perhaps where and how to close the portal to hell that it presumably crawled out of.


still, nother reason to be glad i dont live in australia.

I have a rule. If it is as big as my outstreched hand or smaller, then it's safe.

That one was not safe.

[Ngati_Grim]

Ah...I was going to ask about scale...so how big was that sucker?

[Spork]

Not actually big at all.

Bout the size of a 20 cent piece... legs included.

Photo just makes it look big, especially considering there is nothing around it to compare to.

[Who_ate_my_rice]

he's delusional! LOOK AT THE SWORD FOR SCALE! ITS A HUGE SPIDER!

[Retardobot]

I have my farewell party at work in about 30mins.

Taking bets for how many people show up.

[Clin]

We need background info first. Do you troll IRL? :p

[Codex]

I'll show up

I promise

[bitchimom]

I have a rule. If it is as big as my outstreched hand or smaller, then it's safe.

I have a rule... don't live in a country where you are likely to run into spiders that are even vaguely close to the size of an outstretched hand!!!!!!!

I like my arachnids small and non-toxic (& easy to squish) :001_tongue:

[Codex]

I heard they taste good when toasted fresh

[Retardobot]

We need background info first. Do you troll IRL? :p

I do actually.

I gave a speech, haha. Sometimes I don't realise who I am talking to and I think I had a few people feeling a bit "WTF".

The whole building showed up and people cried when thanking me.

Fuck yeah, I've loved.

[desertergreg]

you've loved?

what a whore.

[Menial]

Did you end with "brb, posting this on the internet"?

New job? Yay.

[Goldo]

15 hours of wow later, success.

[desertergreg]

hey so what's wow?

[Clin]

It's a fashion and arts event held in Wellington once a year.


On another note, it took me until 2am to get Warcraft installed, because I foolishly believed that putting the DVD and hitting "Install" would install the game. Silly me, of course "Install" means "Strip 6 gigs worth of patches".

[Emrico1]

Yowch