Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Goldo]

I fucking love you Hori, just sayin'

[Clin]

Why don't I hear about all these floater/prossies on the news?

[Pyromanik]

You do, there just hasn't been one in a while.

[Tandoori]

It's not longer newsworthy.

Ever reapeated a word over and over until it doesn't even make sense anymore? No?
Say Newsworthy outloud many times and you'll understand what I mean.

[Catalyst]

lol 200m with a lemon from the spudgun

[Tandoori]

lol 200m with a lemon from the spudgun

golfball it.

[Catalyst]

golfball is too small, even with a sabot its a bit small

[Tandoori]

golfball is too small, even with a sabot its a bit small

IF NO GOLFBALL WILL SUFFICE:

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Obble]

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[vedds]

lol, points for noticing I guess.

VEry Cruisy weekend apart from having the fact that kiwis are the worst most inconsiderate drivers in the world reinforced to me today

[Spork]

So I was just relaxing on my bed watching some TV show, and I saw something through my bedroom window.
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I zoomed in, and this is ONE HELL OF AN UGLY FUCKING SPIDER!

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[Obble]

Harden up, scared nerd.

[Spork]

Apart from the fact that I was less than half a metre away from that thing, sure thing bobl.

[vedds]

Obble says that now, now that his undercarriage is retracted and stowed in fear......or did it just fall off?

but srsly, this is why you dont live in australia, Aside from the Gorgeous women, excellent beaches and climate, better economy and exceptional pale ale (Fat Yak - closely followed by little creatures) oz has the negative of every motherfucking piece of wildlife from the Crocs/Sharks/Jellyfish in the water to Spiders/Snakes/Ants/dingoes/etc on land wanting you dead.

That shits not cool.

[Obble]

Apart from the fact that I was less than half a metre away from that thing, sure thing bobl.

Just pick it up with a newspaper or something, then put it outside.

[Spork]

Apart from the fact that I was less than half a metre away from that thing, sure thing bobl.

Just pick it up with a newspaper or something, then put it outside.

It is outside, I went over there and took photos of it.

'and I saw something through my bedroom window.'

I left it alive as well..

[Obble]

lol, so it wasnt even in your house.

hahahah fucking pansy.

sporkin beiber.

:3

[Spork]

But but but, I then picked it up and played fetch with it!!!!

[camy205]

We have shitloads of avondale spiders in our garage. Big as shit, fast and there are normally about 5 in one place. They are pretty harmless but when you see a big one of them on your shirt it's pretty freaky! But the worst is when you find a white tail in your towel. Hate that.

[Pyromanik]

But the worst is when you find a white tail in your towel. Hate that.

Or next to your dick.

[Spigalau]

She has a dick ?

[Pyromanik]

Hook-'er with a penis.

[Obble]

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Codex]

or in your sister

[Pyromanik]