Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Pyromanik]

In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath,
Runs the all-time loser,
Headlong to his death.
He feels the piston scraping --
Steam breaking on his brow --
Thank God, he stole the handle and
The train won't stop going --
No way to slow down.
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations -- one by one.
His woman and his best friend --
In bed and having fun.
He's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees --
Old Charlie stole the handle and
The train won't stop going --
No way to slow down.
He hears the silence howling --
Catches angels as they fall.
And the all-time winner
Has got him by the balls.
He picks up Gideon's Bible --
Open at page one --
God stole the handle and
The train won't stop going --
No way to slow down.

[420fairy]

If you want to know about tired darlings then you should help deliver a baby for 26 hours after doing a full days work and then precede to hospital for about 6 hours whilst reassuring your wife who is actually going mental that she is not going to die and that she is ok at various times for various reasons.

By the way I'm officially a daddy. Girl, born 9.20 pm Saturday, 9 pound 9

congrats now multiply the 26 hours by 15 and that is how exhausting it is to give birth

[Catalyst]

lol eqc is at my flat, useless bastards

[Goldo]

gratz Greg, hope everything goes according to plan :3

[Tandoori]

To paraphrase the great Irish comic Ed Byrne.

What is more painful? Childbirth or a kick in the balls?

Simple, because two to three years after a kick in the nads, men don't generally say 'you know what, I think I'll have another one'.

Also:

Totes gutted I missed out on the Lias88 thread.
I mean who gives a fuck, GoG? But still, I fucking hate skinners. I lol'd at Lias being from Hamiltronz though.

[420fairy]

By the way I'm officially a daddy. Girl, born 9.20 pm Saturday, 9 pound 9

 
have krystal and sheldon released a kids line yet?? i went to LBC the other day and caught up with a very tired sheldon for a few minutes...

will you guys be releasing a kids line in your jewellery range? i hope so as it is very hard to find nice jewellery especially for little ones.  you guys do custom designs/'.

[Retardobot]

To paraphrase the great Irish comic Ed Byrne.

What is more painful? Childbirth or a kick in the balls?

Simple, because two to three years after a kick in the nads, men don't generally say 'you know what, I think I'll have another one'.

Also:

Totes gutted I missed out on the Lias88 thread.
I mean who gives a fuck, GoG? But still, I fucking hate skinners. I lol'd at Lias being from Hamiltronz though.

You're not fooling anyone with your "i don't give a fuck" charade.

@Fairy. Why do kids need jewelry?

[Retardobot]

Hi, I'm a giant faggot. I put music to every single clip of DBZ on YouTube.

[solman]

You're not fooling anyone with your "i don't give a fuck" charade.

@Fairy. Why do kids need jewelry?

you don't have kids.... or more to the point little girls.... cause if you did you wouldn't need to ask that question

[Retardobot]

you don't have kids.... or more to the point little girls.... cause if you did you wouldn't need to ask that question

I'm asking it again.

Why do children need jewelery?

[Spork]

I agree with Retardo's question.

[Obble]

I'm asking it again.

Why do children need jewelery?

The same reason Zarkov needs you.

[Zarkov]

congrats now multiply the 26 hours by 15 and that is how exhausting it is to give birth

It's not that easy for us guys, you know.

[trololololo]

went to mu steakhouse for dinner tonight, took my father for his birthday
NOM NOM NOM  it was excellent

I had 500 grams of rib eye on the bone, medium rare cooked to perfection

[Pyromanik]

So, bfbc2. That's no fun when some fag with double your ping joins. Instead of being able to smoke them like you would in any normal game, the server tries to compensate for them and the reg flys right out the fuck'n window.

Lame.

[mattnz]

[Spork]

FUCK [SIZE=14]YEA![/SIZE]

I just got my payout from my previous job.

More than I expected, and they are still going to give me more.

Love it!

[Goldo]

What did I miss re: Lias -.-

[420fairy]

You're not fooling anyone with your "i don't give a $#@!" charade.

@Fairy. Why do kids need jewelry?

 
when i was born my father had custom made jewellery made for me, it included a necklace, bracelet and anklet.  its something i will hand down to my daughter and hopefully she'll carry it on with her children.  we were also given 3 black pearls which we have stashed away until shes 16 - we'll make them into a ring and matching earrings.  i think in this day and age with consumables so easily replaced, pieces that could be handed down to future generations is something special and priceless

for my 21st my parents gave me a custom made 9ct diamond and emerald ring, which i will hand down to my daughter on her 21st

its not all about girls either.  it took me several months to find a jeweller who would make a custom id bracelet for my godson.

[bitchimom]

I'm asking it again.

Why do children need jewelery?

 
heh, sorry Fairy & Solman, I'm with Rii on this one...  for lots and lots of reasons that I won't bore you with :p

[Spigalau]

They don't need jewelery, but unfortunately most of the girls toys push them down that path of wanting it.

It's a bit like the, I need an iPhone, iPad, iPod, iPiss, iRon, tweens...

[Obble]

What did I miss re: Lias -.-

NM bro, just Ghost being the silly crusader that he thinks he is.

[private_hell]

just buy them some tools - if they want jewellery, teach them to make there own

i mean how bad is it giving a child an angle grinder or an oxy/accetalene set to play with

[Spigalau]

I wanna get my kids this - http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=349552529

Especially when it can make:


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[420fairy]

heh, sorry Fairy & Solman, I'm with Rii on this one...  for lots and lots of reasons that I won't bore you with :p

 
all g, its not that they NEED it, im not trying to say that they do.  its something that can be handed down like your grandads medals or watch etc.  i never wore my jewellery until i was much older and the same thing applies to annmarie, theres no way i would let her wear stuff like that on a daily basis, shes not even allowed to wear her whale bone carvings on a daily basis