Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Tandoori]

[desertergreg]

I always thought that should i ever need to find a job, i would pick a company i like the look of, offer my services for free whilst being paid by winz or some such arrangement until they basically needed me to do what i was doing. prolly nver happen like that...meh

although i do know of one young man in australia to do that. he runs their accounts now.

im so glad this forum isnt full of nazi dole bludger haters though, colour me surprised.

am also flabbergated at the money the govt has poured into 'community' groups thats just been blown wide open...wowsers.

i slipped onto the dole during labour reign and their 'PACE' program (artists benefit), twas on it for four years, though i did complete three fairly solid business courses to get the start-up bizzo grant, (had to apply twice), which prolly learnt me a bit, AND LOOK AT ME NOW! careening from crisis to crisis for the last four years!!!!!

aint been back on the bene tho..

reckon four years of benefit is equivalent to what i now owe in student loan fees, so i think the govt and i are square.

[trololololo]

Rii
Mining is Hiring, the advertising banner at the bottom of the page told me so.

positions available for people with or without experience

[kilabee]

There is certainly some interesting attitudes towards work around here.

[Retardobot]

Stay classy, kilabee, whatever the hell that is.

[Obble]

Rii
Mining is Hiring, the advertising banner at the bottom of the page told me so.

positions available for people with or without experience

It's fucking tempting tbh.

[Goldo]

Wow, I just lay down to have a nap, and slept solidly for 13 hours.

Woke up, and thought my clock was set 12 hours off.

Goddamn.

 
    ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡

[Spork]

Rii
Mining is Hiring, the advertising banner at the bottom of the page told me so.

positions available for people with or without experience

No it isn't, you should check out my Minecraft world. The only difficult thing is staying away from the creepers.

[Ngati_Grim]

Rii
Mining is Hiring, the advertising banner at the bottom of the page told me so.

positions available for people with or without experience

Pike River?

[desertergreg]

too soon?

[Tandoori]

Can't be, they've been buried for months.

[TofuEater]

Spigalau: What is your perfect day?
Spigalau: Blowjob followed by a bacon sarnie

Does it have to be in that order?

[Obble]

Can't be, they've been buried for months.

@_@

[Spork]

Can't be, they've been buried for months.

That's Horible.

[Scunner]

Can't be, they've been buried for months.

That's Horible.

He really can be Horific.

[Spork]

He really can be Horific.

I guess it is just his Horiculture.

[Retardobot]

I guess it is just his Horiculture.

His shitty way of growing plants?

[Dr Woomanchu]

lol at above posts.

Do you guys remember "Funny Business" on the tele over 10 years ago, that used to have the long running  gag with the PC pastor who had a mate called Hori. every skit had a gag like " what's the story, Hori" or "you better go to the lavatory , Hori", "it's mandatory, Hori" etc.

Best long running gag skits ever

[Pitchey]

lol I actually have a copy of that on VHS (Crikey!)

By gori it's Hori!

[Tandoori]

Horitio, talkin' smack about dead people since ages ago.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[Growler]

who died?

[Dr Woomanchu]

A pig!

To make the bacon I had for lunch

[nick247]

im so glad this forum isnt full of nazi dole bludger haters though, colour me surprised.

.

This forum is full of dole bludger haters. But using the dole for what it is intended for is fine by us.

[DeeUnit]

Yeap.


Auntie is in the same situation as Rii, applied for the dole whilst looking for a job, so she can simply survive.

I see that as fine.

Whereas choosing it as a lifestyle,

[Speakman]

i'm hoping i don't end up in that sorta position, but we'll see