Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[bitchimom]

^^ one of the first people to go to the new carlton inn.
^^ one of the first people to get thrown out of the new carlton inn.

well played sir

[Dr Woomanchu]

What you really mean is:

"My computer is slow and shitty, and although my browser has long since cached the file thus leaving having zero affect on my bandwidth or render time, it slows down my computer every time I scroll past it because the processor can't handle the animation... and I don't know how to block it."

They're forums pages. the animation loads new every time. I had several instances of forum pages stalled waiting for material from the url that gif came from, until I followed Jontys advice

[O-L-W-A-G]

adblock ftw. thank god you can ignore individual images


but yeah, it should be removed. waste of bandwidth (plus I thought there was a forum rule about sig max size, both filesize and dimensions (not just with OLWAG), looks like that went out the window at some point)

It's smaller sig than urs

REMOVED

[Obble]

It's smaller sig than urs

not sure if serial

[Codex]

not sure if serial

This

[Pyromanik]

Not sure if cereal.

[Retardobot]

Not sure if you're bacon sense.

[Speakman]

It's smaller sig than urs

REMOVED

i lol'd.


mine is a png that is less than 100kb in filesize, and it is at the 600x100 pixel limit that used to be the sig rules around here. imo these rules should be reinstated.


also, its "your's"

[Obble]

i lol'd.


mine is a png that is less than 100kb in filesize, and it is at the 600x100 pixel limit that used to be the sig rules around here. imo these rules should be reinstated.


also, its "your's"

600x100? his was like 50x50, URS IS WAY BIGGA

[Pyromanik]

also, its "your's"

Wholey fuck Jonty, learn to English. GOSH!


The apostrophe for ownership mistake; it's yours.

[Speakman]

Wholey fuck Jonty, learn to English. GOSH!


The apostrophe for ownership mistake; it's yours.

[O-L-W-A-G]

Spoiler :

Just incase the image 'is too big'.

[Obble]

Just incase the image 'is too big'.

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Speakman]

Spoiler :

Just incase the image 'is too big'.

thats an image, not a signature.

Image: load once for that one post
Signature: Load once for every page you've posted on


my point about signature size is that if the image is tall, you end up having a signature that is 3x more than the size of the post itself. if everyone had it, or there are multiple posts on that page by someone with a tall sig, the thread gets harder to read. which was the reason for the limit anyway

[O-L-W-A-G]

I know, just trying to wind you up.

[Pyromanik]

Signatures and avatars off: problem solved.
Once you've done it, you'll never go back.

[Obble]

Signatures and avatars off: problem solved.
Once you've done it, you'll never go back.

youse have got the idea, went there ages ago too.

[Pyromanik]

I went there years ago. Page still takes fucking forever to load, it's the heap of shit layout; overkill for what it needs to be.
I should finish my plugin.

[Obble]

I went there years ago. Page still takes fucking forever to load, it's the heap of shit layout; overkill for what it needs to be.
I should finish my plugin.

I went there in 07 when browsing on 56k was still a possibility.

[Anaraith]

Found a deaf kitten roaming the streets a few days ago, took it in to the SPCA as they are not normally meant to be outside due to being deaf. Checked on a lost pets website and found an ad for a kitten matching the description, rang owner, they happy, I feeeels good.

[Zarkov]

Kitten still deaf though.

[Retardobot]

Haha.

Anyone read that story about the slutty NZ girl who apparently lost her hand (well almost lost it) whilst getting railed on a bathroom sink?

Turns out it couldn't have been the girl the article names because she's a good Christian girl with strong morals!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/5405180/Sliced-wrist-sex-story-details-doubted

[Obble]

Haha.

Anyone read that story about the slutty NZ girl who apparently lost her hand (well almost lost it) whilst getting railed on a bathroom sink?

Turns out it couldn't have been the girl the article names because she's a good Christian girl with strong morals!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/5405180/Sliced-wrist-sex-story-details-doubted

Only in NZ would the media care about someone's travel sex woes.

Throw this guy a medpack and he'll be alright.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/5406796/Horror-airport-death

[Retardobot]

Rageface.

Doing a free job for my partners cousin who is finishing up film school in New York. Designed the cover art for the DVD cover.

Company that she is getting the cover art printed through doesn't tell you what printing process they use (I kind of expected a simple digital process due to it being a small run), turns out they use a lithographic process, which means the colours are now going to look shithouse because I had to drop everything below 265% in ink levels.

Fucking newspaper colours.

[TofuEater]

Turns out it couldn't have been the girl the article names because she's a good Christian girl with strong morals!
http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/5405180/Sliced-wrist-sex-story-details-doubted

Don't you know that good christian girls don't fuck?