Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Don't you know that good christian girls don't fuck?

But how do they have so many children?

[Retardobot]

But how do they have so many children?

That's not fucking, that's doing the lords work.

[Mayhem_Lee]

That's not fucking, that's doing the lords work.

this. missionary

[Spork]

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

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[Obble]

WTB emoticon for :O , doesn't cut it.

[Tandoori]

So I just cranked 5.5ghz on stock cooling on my sandybridge. Feelin' pretty boss. It smells like bacon in here.

[Mayhem_Lee]

So I just cranked 5.5ghz on stock cooling on my sandybridge. Feelin' pretty boss. It smells like bacon in here.

stock cooling..............................................your crazy bro

[mattnz]

Whose crazy?

[Tandoori]

It's amazing what can be accomplished in a CHCH winter.

[Spork]

Whose crazy?

Oh hai thar Grandma Nazi.

[Pyromanik]

Haha.

Anyone read that story about the slutty NZ girl who apparently lost her hand (well almost lost it) whilst getting railed on a bathroom sink?

Turns out it couldn't have been the girl the article names because she's a good Christian girl with strong morals!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/5405180/Sliced-wrist-sex-story-details-doubted

 
Fuck yeah, I also roffl'd the shit about it.
it's common knowledge that Catholic bitches are the craziest whores.
Just ask any Villa girl (or attendant of an otherwise reputable local school in your vicinity where they forbid the teaching of 'evolutionism').

Oh wait, you can't because they're all at home minding their babies (at 17).



Also, front page news down here. WTF. Countries second biggest newspaper, and they actually put it on the front page of the printed copy. WTF.

[Pyromanik]

Only in NZ would the media care about someone's travel sex woes.

Throw this guy a medpack and he'll be alright.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/5406796/Horror-airport-death

Also, I raged the fuck out at this too.
I heard the news report on the radio "A man has died after being sucked into a jet engine at woodbourne..."

...

Woodbourne is an airforce base.
The airforce has no jets.

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



(also fuck you to the first person to mention thier two 757's).

[Pyromanik]

stock cooling..............................................your crazy bro

Whose crazy?

I fucking approve of this effort. Extra points because it actually makes sense in both manners.

[Pyromanik]

Also, before I go to bed:




Fuck your multiquote.

[Obble]

pyro can u calm down u r rather mad 2nyt.

It's as if you've been playing bf2 or something of that nature.

[Pyromanik]

No.
I accidentally a vagina.
It makes me a pissy little bitch.

[Obble]

o i c.

[Obble]

To remedy this problem, piss on your bitch.

[Pyromanik]

Golden.

I thought EmmDubTree came out yesterday. Seems no one even blinked. Classic.

[Xenolightning]

WTB emoticon for :O , doesn't cut it.

Also need one for

[Retardobot]

To remedy this problem, piss on your bitch.

and in her butt

[Spork]

What's all the fuss with these London riots? Some bloke gets killed and everyone breaks into riot?

[Tandoori]

Riots are fun.

[Emrico1]

WTB emoticon for :O , doesn't cut it.

And 8O

:worked_till_5am: just looks retarded

Riots are fun.

Always wanted to be part of a riot... Bucket list.

[Retardobot]

What's all the fuss with these London riots? Some bloke gets killed and everyone breaks into riot?

It's supposedly about the poor having no say and the rich being in control.

But ask any of the rioters why they're doing it and I guarantee you'll get a different answer from everyone.

Scum just rioting for the sake of rioting.