Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

This thread makes me hungry.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

This thread makes me hungry.


To the bakery!

[Retardobot]

PIES!

Sigh.

I've embarked on a journey to obtain a working Visa for the US (H1B), turns out because I have a specialized skill, and that this skill is represented via a Bachelors Degree, I'm eligible for it (3 years non-immagrant status).

Me and the Mrs. are engaged but don't want to half arse it in order to grant me a green card once in the States (we want to plan it properly once there). So I have to enter the green card lottery, which can take effing years, or find work in the US while here in NZ that will petition my H1B application.

Fun times.

[Emrico1]

^ yikes bro, complicated!

@tofu - fire the chef mate. Burnt toast, overcooked eggs and cheap arsed bacon (where is the streaky?).

I keed, I'd still nom it down.

[Spork]

420

[Growler]

Oh no you fucking didnt just 420 me you cunt!

[Spork]

It's the page number I am upto.

EDIT: See, I'm learning, usually I would be all like;

'Hai guiz luk at teh payg number, it's 420!!1'

Then someone comes along to spoil my fun;

'Nah bru it's like totally page number 580 now'

[Obble]

It's the page number I am upto.

EDIT: See, I'm learning, usually I would be all like;

'Hai guiz luk at teh payg number, it's 420!!1'

Then someone comes along to spoil my fun;

'Nah bru it's like totally page number 580 now'

But it is page 420.

[Growler]

/shrug

I got no idea obble, maybe it's some weird aussie joke.

[Retardobot]

Spork IS a weird Aussie joke.

[Obble]

/shrug

I got no idea obble, maybe it's some weird aussie joke.

I agree, i've been spending a lot of time on aussie servers lately, they all seem to love me, damn weirdos.

[Dr Woomanchu]

That's cos they finally met a kiwi who sucks as bad as them

[Retardobot]

That's cos they finally met a kiwi who sucks as bad as them

We all know Aussies have always been better at sucking than Kiwi's.

[Obble]

huge

[Tandoori]

Here was me thinking that it was Aussie that is the weird joke.

[Emrico1]

your face is better

[Obble]

Cmon Barbie lets go party.

[mattnz]

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?

[Codex]

new headset, so awesome

[Emrico1]

What sort brotown?

[Obble]

What sort brotown?

SKULLCANDY YEHHH

[Speakman]

new headset, so awesome

know the feeling bro, Xonar DX + HD558s = AMAZE

[Emrico1]

So I came in from the surf today, it was raining and gloomy but the waves were super good and nobody else was in the water (which I like).

I went to put my board down near the dunes and what I thought breifly was a wet deranged dog launched out of the bushes at me.
It was a small seal! Scared the otter fuck out of me! I nearly biffed it with my board lol.

I backed away and it waddled and dragged down back into the water.

Never thought I'd almost club a baby seal. Weirdest thing ever.

[Spork]

Hahahahahahaha awesome story.

[Emrico1]

Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

If it was that Seal, I would have clubbed shit out of it.