Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[winter]

OMGCUTE

[Dr Woomanchu]

 

OMGCUTE

It's three times as cute with 3 of them in a row

[Anaraith]

Biking home in a blizzard is hard enough, but to have some fucking stupid, arrogant dumb bitch cut me off at a busy intersection only to force me into a gutter just puts my life at risk. Then getting around the corner only to have some dipshit-fucknut throw a snowball at me from a car is fucking mind boggling. Honestly, who fucking throws a snowball at someone on a bike in the middle of a snow storm.

Was walking home in the snow and some cunt threw a snowball at my girlfriend from my car, I laughed when they slid into a ditch and fucked their wheels.

[Ngati_Grim]

OMGCUTE

Yep, spinabifida, brachicephalic disease, skin conditions, heart problems breathing problems etc etc....yeah damn cute.

[winter]

Yep, spinabifida, brachicephalic disease, skin conditions, heart problems breathing problems etc etc....yeah damn cute.

[Tandoori]

Yep, spinabifida, brachicephalic disease, skin conditions, heart problems breathing problems etc etc....yeah damn cute.

Dogs cause all of those?

I guess I better stop eating them then.

[Lias]

Dogs cause all of those?

I guess I better stop eating them then.

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[Obble]

Yep, spinabifida, brachicephalic disease, skin conditions, heart problems breathing problems etc etc....yeah damn cute.

Don't really care what your medical problems are, go away :p

breeders should be shot for inbreeding, causes far too many problems for their 'perfection' fucking people.

grumble grumble grumble

[Tandoori]

We should just GE our dogs, and get perfect shiny coats and no diseases. It'd be the humane thing to do.

[Tandoori]

Fuck me! It's gotta be the dead head chemistry. Blotter got right on top o' me. Got me seeing E-mother-fuckin-T!

[Spork]

Applying for jobs.. LIKE A BAWS.

[Retardobot]

Speaking of applying for jobs.

Today is the last day of my 90 day "contract trial". I use speech marks because technically it's not a trial, I am acting as a sole trader and invoicing work at the end of every week.

Sick of it to be honest. Hopefully the "boss" is happy to put me on the pay roll.

[bitchimom]

cat turned up!

snow must've melted enough with the rain to let her out of wherever she's been holed up since Sunday night.
that damn animal can't have many lives left!

:joyous:

[Spork]

Sorry to hear about your Cat Wooman. Maybe she just hid somewhere warm-ish and doesn't want to come out yet.

Maybe I should start bringing out some predictions about natural disasters next.

[Obble]

You had a 50/50 chance Spork, go stab yourself with mandarins.

[Pitchey]

Maybe I should start bringing out some predictions about natural disasters next.

The MoonSpork!

[Pyromanik]

round 3 coming now, still more to come :onthego:

*looks at post time*

12 hours ago and barely a tickle since.
Stop scaring it off G-man!

[Pyromanik]

Was walking home in the snow and some cunt threw a snowball at my girlfriend from my car, I laughed when they slid into a ditch and fucked their wheels.

Why would you laugh about someone crashing your car?
That's some lame friends you got there. Why'd you even give them your keys?

Fuck me! It's gotta be the dead head chemistry. Blotter got right on top o' me. Got me seeing E-mother-fuckin-T!

God damn, shit the bed.

[desertergreg]

Ah the Scaring of G-man. good film.

I am glad the cat turned up. tis a good omen if ever there be one.

i will decree today is a good day. well it is for me and cats anyway. well at least one cat.

you know what i mean.

[Growler]

*looks at post time*

12 hours ago and barely a tickle since.
Stop scaring it of G-man!

Did you not see the masses of snow from 9:30 onwards? didnt really settle thou was too warm.

[Pyromanik]

I saw it. Was more of the tickle I referred to.
So disappointed with the amount of storm that kept me awake all night last night to wake up and fine only about as much snow as there was yesterday.

I did quite a large internal FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

[Growler]

yeah yeasterdays thaw fucked it up.

[camy205]

It snowed like crazy for about half an hour now it's just raining. Gonna wake up to a green backyard....

[Spork]

I have a lot of nice rain. If it snows here, beers on me for the rest of the night.

[Pyromanik]

Speaking of applying for jobs.

Today is the last day of my 90 day "contract trial". I use speech marks because technically it's not a trial, I am acting as a sole trader and invoicing work at the end of every week.

Sick of it to be honest. Hopefully the "boss" is happy to put me on the pay roll.

Too bad for him it doesn't matter what the fuck he calls you, you're an employee.*
And should you wish (need), you could argue that in a court, and he'd probably lose.

Unfortunately though that new law has him covered so long as there's less than... 10? (20?) employed by the company, he still gets his 3 months no questions asked dismissal.
But as soon as you turn up for work tomorrow he's fucked.

PS. Motherfucker likely technically owes you leave attributed to the hours you've already worked. To which I gather there's a fair bit of overtime.

Although it's not a really major issue now, you need to be aware of this incase the situation doesn't change (for the better) tomorrow (or after you've reminded him that he needs to give you a proper contract and he continues with the status quo).


*What matters is the relationship.
http://www.dol.govt.nz/workplace/knowledgebase/item/1328
http://nztax.net/individuals/employee-or-contractor/


Contractor or Employee?
Was the intention to be a self-employed contractor or an employee? employee
Is there any written agreement or correspondence that shows your intention? yes
Who makes the tax payments to the Inland Revenue Department? you
Who provides the equipment? your boss
Who controls how and when the work is done? your boss
Who has the power to hire other people to do the work? your boss

I could also add to that (under assumption)
do you work soley for your boss yes
are you allowed to take other work no
do you invoice on hours, or per job contracts? hours
did you set your pay rate (or have reasonable influence in setting it through negotiation) no