Christchurch Treehouse of Awesome-Where everyone knows your name

[Reaper_Joe]

I need some more rum

[Ngati_Grim]

Props bro

[Emrico1]

Turns out I play better on Steiny cans, dude thought I was teh hacx

[Pyromanik]

there was this time I got shitfaced and played a game.

And then I took my blindfold off...

[Obble]

there was this time I got shitfaced and played a game.

And then I took my blindfold off...

A wild woohoo appears.

[Obble]

[Tandoori]

2 dozen down and a bottle of vino. Jesus fuck.

[Pyromanik]

L2Tuck bro.

[Obble]

i think ura qt

[mattnz]

i think ura qt

asl?

[Obble]

asl?

How bout, fuck off.:beaten:

[camy205]

Eye infection, any tips?

[Tandoori]

Get her to swallow next time.

[Retardobot]

Eye infection, any tips?

Doctors.

Don't mess around with anything related to your eyes.

They'll give you a basic anti-biotic eye drop, will clear up in a few days.

[Emrico1]

lot of this going around atm http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002005/

[Tandoori]

Ratatat hard on the Sunday.

[Spork]

Job interviews are crap TBH.

'Why did you apply for this exact position at this company?'

I mean seriously? I applied for 500 bloody jobs, the reason why I applied for this one? Because it was on seek.com.au - no other reason.

Most people I've talked to have said that the thing about interviews is that there are set answers you are meant to give, which means pretty much being dishonest about everything (to a certain extent).

Then you are meant to find out all this information about the company which I don't really see necessary. I mean all the positions I've been applying for aren't the types of jobs which I'm going to be doing when I'm 50, it's just something for now. Nothing more to it.

[Tandoori]

Lie.

[Obble]

Whinge fest.

:ghost:

[Pyromanik]

Get better mates that won't fart on your pillow.

Job interviews are crap TBH.

'Why did you apply for this exact position at this company?'

I mean seriously? I applied for 500 bloody jobs, the reason why I applied for this one? Because it was on seek.com.au - no other reason.

Most people I've talked to have said that the thing about interviews is that there are set answers you are meant to give, which means pretty much being dishonest about everything (to a certain extent).

Then you are meant to find out all this information about the company which I don't really see necessary. I mean all the positions I've been applying for aren't the types of jobs which I'm going to be doing when I'm 50, it's just something for now. Nothing more to it.

The correct answer is "Because I have the correct skill set for the job."
And if you're feeling like a dick; "And it'd be a shame for you to miss out on that."

[Nyan]

:ghost:

Y U NO WOW WITH ME

[Retardobot]

Job interviews are crap TBH.

'Why did you apply for this exact position at this company?'

I mean seriously? I applied for 500 bloody jobs, the reason why I applied for this one? Because it was on seek.com.au - no other reason.

Most people I've talked to have said that the thing about interviews is that there are set answers you are meant to give, which means pretty much being dishonest about everything (to a certain extent).

Then you are meant to find out all this information about the company which I don't really see necessary. I mean all the positions I've been applying for aren't the types of jobs which I'm going to be doing when I'm 50, it's just something for now. Nothing more to it.

Best ever advice that I was given for job interviews was given to me by....

Bob.

Seriously, fake it til you make it. You'll be surprised what you can learn on the job given the chance.

In saying that, I didn't lie for the job I have now, but certainly support it because every other guy going for the job is going to be lying their ass off which makes the handful of honest guys applying look incompetent.

[Pyromanik]

wow is bad, mmkay.

[Spork]

The correct answer is "Because I have the correct skill set for the job."
And if you're feeling like a dick; "And it'd be a shame for you to miss out on that."

I'm reasonably confident that the job is already mine, however I did accidentally say something about 'when I get the job' instead of if, then I chuckled to myself.

[Apostrophe Spacemonkey]

Seriously, fake it til you make it. You'll be surprised what you can learn on the job given the chance.

In saying that, I didn't lie for the job I have now, but certainly support it because every other guy going for the job is going to be lying their ass off which makes the handful of honest guys applying look incompetent.

Indeed.

I listed President of the United States in my job history, and before that I was Action movie star Sylvester Stallone.

I bet all the other applicates to the job position.